8 Arts & Entertainment The Cadre ¢ 19 January 1999 7 —=— CD Reviews High Performance Royal Grand Prix (Wrong Records) Acting upon testoster- one-injected instincts, I gave this album a try. The cover is made to look like the cover of a car magazine, with nice old Dodge cars and Mopar stuff all over it. I can’t resist an old Charger. Cars like that make me think of Big Sugar and also bring me back to the “Dukes of Hazard” days of my youth. Surely someone who recog- nizes the beauty of cars like these has something good to offer. | was right. Turns out these four Romoli brothers are one of the hottest live acts of Vancouver, and the disc show- cases that energy well. These guys are car nuts. The guitar riffs sometimes mimic the rev of a “Well Oiled Machine” (one of the song titles). Many songs are car-re- lated, and the CD is atire with their name on it. When you remove the CD, thecar’s wheel well is behind it, like you’ve just removed the tire. Yeah, it’s acheap gag, but I like it, so leave me alone. The music is loud, fast rock, with a hint of punk, and just a pinch of surf. Some of the lyrics are a hoot. In “Scabies”, they sing, “My baby’s got scabies, aw yeah, I don’t want to touch her!”. In “Full Service”, they sing some- thing that just might have a double meaning; “Holdin’ your hose, you know it’s a bore, | won’tdo self-service no more” (Hee-hee). Also, in the super song “Squeegee Boy”, they attack squeegee kids; “Hey mon ami, you missed a speck, just like adime you ain’t gonna get”, and “...had a bad day, you’re a sitting duck.” This CD is ano-nonsense, all killer no filler, rockin’ fun time. If you ever saw it for a nice price, you might wantto pick it up. “Squeegee weedgee doo- wop, slop-slop doo-wop...” -Stephen McQuaid National Steel Colin James (Warner) Hands down, this is the best CD submitted for your approval this week. Released in 1997, this CD was mainly performed by James, and Colin Linden. It is a 14-song collec- tion of 12 songs from the greats of classic blues (like Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Taj Mahal, Willie Dixon, Otis Redding, etc.), and one origi- nal song from each Colin. I’ve heard this CD described as a national treasure, and that’s pretty much true. This disc is truely aclassic. James is known for his rock and swing, but his roots are mainly in the blues, much like many other top art- ists of today. I find that most musicians, rock or otherwise, with strong ties to blues put out the far better muic of today, and their music seems to stand the test of time far better than the music of other bands. The music here is pure, mostly stripped-down, and genuine. If you listen closely, youcan hear the squeak of chairs on the floor. The sound isn’t really rough, though; just real and heartfelt. Some songs are slow and genuinely blue, while oth- ers are quite upbeat, like “Post- man’s Sack”, “Ride & Roll”, and “Some- body Have Mercy”, just to name a few. Anybody with any sense of what music is good music should enjoy and appreciate this album. Many Islanders (especially us younger ones) that may be blues-ignorant may like to pick this up to get a bit of a feel for the blues, like a “Blues For Dummies” or something. So, rather than gush about this CD anymore, I’ Il cutthis shortand let you use the extra time to go out and buy this CD. Itreally is good stuff. P.S. - If you want Colin and the Little Big Band to come back to PEI as much as I do, send an_— e-mail to colinfan@istar.ca (It'll go to Donna, his manager), stating so. Maybe they’ Il come back whena bit of interest is shown. -Stephen. MeQuaid** Survival of the Illest - Live from 125-NYC Various Artists (Def Jam) In the animal kingdom that is rap, survival of the illest is everything. Def Jam, which has been a long standing rap label, can boast that many of its artists are on the top of the hip hop food chain. Some of this artists were in full force on the summer’s Survival of the Slam - The Soundtrack Various Artists (Sony Music Soundtrax) Many hip hop sound- tracks today are disappointing efforts, half-filled with R&B tracks or lots of big name rap artists that just don’t deliver. Slam, however, is not one of those soundtracks. There are no R&B songs and the big Illest tour. Although the tour did not make it to Chartown, people here and everywhere else can experience the next best thing, the Survival of the IllestCD. Lice from New York this CD includes group per- formances by Onyx and Def Squad and solo performances by Cormega and he’s joined by his Firm partner Foxy Brown for "Affirmative Ac- tion" and "Slow down." Up next is Onyx who performs names (of which there are many) come through. S/am is a movie about a poet and rap- per who is trying to maintain his art while spending time in prison. The soundtrack con- tains four skits, fromthe movie, of people reciting poetry. This is a nice break from the usual rap album skit of someone getting smoked. Among the good songs are tracks by tracks forall three albums, but the highlight is "Throw Ya Gunz" even though they kept the crowd crazy for all six of their songs. Def Squad’s per- formance included solo efforts by each group member: Keith Murray, Erik Sermon and Redman as will as group per- formances. The members’ joints include "I Shot Ya," "Whateva Man," "Pick It up," "Get Lifted" as well as others, but the crowd got hyped the Goodie Mob and Esthero, Noreaga, Flipmode Squad, and Cappadonna with Tekitha. The best songs and the ones that are most likely to be singles are Black Rob’s "I Dare You," soundtrack kings Ol’ Dirty Bastard and Coolio pairing to do "The Park," and Mobb Deep’s "Feel my Gat Blow." Other notable tracks that will probably be slept on are Q- most when Redman’s partner in rhyme, Method Man, came out to help with "How High." To finish offthe night was tha’ dog known as DMX. X had help form The Lox to perform "Money, Power, Respect" and Method Man and Redman joined into do"4,3,2,1." DMX kept the crowd bumpin’ for his entire set with tracks like "Stop Being Greedy" and "Get at me Dog," but the crowd favourite appeared to be "Rough Ryders’ Tip’s "Hey" and Brand Nubian’s "Time is Running Out." This Brand Nubian cuts, like other songs on the sound- track, are very politically con- scious with rhymes like “ my old uncle Sam/ fought in the war Viet Nam/ got caught with naplam and burned offhalfhis f**king arm/ the government knew then about the lasting affects/ and they cut off his Anthem." Looking at the tracks listing of this album may cause one to say u already have most of the songs but the live per- formances are different., It’s notaCD for everyone but true hip hop headzwillenjoy it. I’m not going to give you a played out corny ratting system but tell you simply if you like the artist featured on the CD then you’ ll like then CD. -Marc MacDonald cheeks/and ifhe wyle out he’II be murdered/ or possibly headed / to the V. A. hospital were they got him under one roof/ where they can conceal the proof/ you can see shit changin/ cat it can’t stay the same/ damn I wish the gov- ernment didn’t have my real name...” This soundtrack is one of the best hip hop sound- tracks and in my opinion better than Bulworth. -Marc MacDonald