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      Tl
     
     
      Arse:
      An
      Expos
     
    
   
   
    
     
      18
     
     
      ac
      LG
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
          
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Editorial
      05:
      On
      the
      Apathy
      of
      a
     
     
      University
      Hypocrite
     
    
   
   
    
     
      This
      article
      contains
     
     
      nothing
      new.
      It
      does
      not
      pretend
     
     
      to
      be
      inspiring,
      uplifting,
      or
     
     
      thought-provoking.
      It
      is
      not
      the
     
     
      work
      of
      genius,
      or
      even
      of
      a
     
     
      mind,
      but
      of
      a
      man.
      It
      contains
     
     
      neither
      truth,
      nor
      fallacy,
      nor
     
     
      fact,
      nor
      fiction.
      It
      is
      a
      non-arti-
     
     
      cle
      intended
      for
      a
      non-audi-
     
     
      ence,
      and
      when
      they
      read
      it,
     
     
      they
      will
      not
      know
      themselves.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
      think
      more,
      therefore
      |
      must
     
     
      be
      more.
     
     
      -GEORGE
      BERNARD
      SHAW
     
    
   
   
    
     
      When
      I
      was
      a
      boy,
      an
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      imaginable.
     
     
      the
      course
      of
      a
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ances,
      |
      traveled
      to
     
     
      the
      moon,
      explore
     
     
      the
      seven
      seas,
     
     
      and
      trekked
      the
     
     
      frozen
      Arctic
      on
      a
      six-sided
     
     
      piece
      of
      cardboard.
      But
      |
      am
     
     
      neither
      unique
      nor
      special.
     
     
      Every
      child
      had
      captained
      a
     
     
      cardboard
      cruiser.
      Our
      forma-
     
     
      tive
      years
      were
      spent
      as
      rum-
     
     
      pus
      room
      generals,
      bathtub
     
     
      beauty
      queens,
      and
      sandbox
     
     
      alchemists.
      We
      were
      creative
     
     
      geniuses
      altering
      out
      perception
     
     
      to
      entertain
      ourselves
      and
      to
     
     
      grow
      beyond
      the
      confines
      of
     
     
      practicality.
      Then
      we
      blinked
      —
     
     
      and
      died.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TCT
      ea
      Pres
      source
     
     
      TCC
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
         
       
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Someone
      who
      |
      am
      told
     
     
      was
      wise
      once
      said,
      or
      wrote,
      or
     
     
      read
      in
      a
      fortune
      cookie
      that,
     
     
      “our
      World
      is
      our
      perception,
     
     
      our
      perception
      is
      our
      Reality.”
     
     
      To
      me
      that
      sounds
      like
      flip
      sides
     
     
      of
      the
      same
      coin.
      It’s
      like
      one
      of
     
     
      those
      lines
      out
      of
      a
      poem
      that
     
     
      leaves
      you
      clueless
      until
      you
     
     
      are
      told
      how
      to
      interpret
      it
      in
     
     
      class.
      But
      what
      do
      [|
      think
      it
     
     
      means?
     
    

    
     
      I
      think
      it
      means
      you
      bet-
     
     
      ter
      take
      a
      look
      inside.
      |
      think
      it
     
     
      means
      a
      flood
      of
      regurgitated
     
     
      bullshit
      responses
      from
      people
     
     
      hungering
      for
      recognition
      of
     
     
      their
      starved
      intelligence.
      |
      think
     
     
      it
      means
      drawn
      half-smiles
      and
     
     
      indecisive
      blank
     
     
      stares.
      |
      think
      it
     
     
      means
      uniqueness
     
     
      is
      not
      a
      nose-ring,
      a
     
     
      brand
      name,
      a
     
     
      trench
      coat,
      or
      a
     
     
      haircut,
      but
      rather
     
     
      the
      fruit
      of
      your
     
     
      skull,
      the
      pure
      crys-
     
     
      talline
      beauty
      of
      an
     
     
      unadulterated
     
     
      human
      thought.
      Think
      now,
      or
     
     
      forever
      rest
      in
      peace!
     
    

    
     
      This
      is
      not
      a
      new
      age
     
     
      attack
      on
      consumerism
      or
      on
     
     
      the
      long
      list
      of
      pre-conceived
     
     
      notions
      and
      dictated
      beliefs
     
     
      around
      which
      our
      society
      bases
     
     
      its
      culture
      and
      economy.
      If
      it
     
     
      must
      be
      something,
      then
      it
      is
      an
     
     
      elegy
      of
      frustration
      written
      for
      a
     
     
      box.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Steven
      Forbes
     
     
      Student
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
         
     
     
       
     
     
       
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
       
        
     
     
       
         
     
     
       
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
          
     
     
       
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
       
     
     
       
       
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
       
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Jessica
      BEEBE
     
     
      Steven
      FORBES
     
     
      Adam
      GAUTHIER
     
    

    
     
      Kristin
      LITTLE
     
    

    
     
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