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      NOVEMBER
      29,
      2005
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      Coyote
      Ugly?...
      Coyote
      Beautiful
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Sean
      Molloy
     
     
      Reporter
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      a
     
     
      ae
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      have
      guessed
      it
      was
      a
      pride
      parade,
     
     
      Aviator
      sunglasses,
      tight
      denim
      shorts,
     
     
      flamboyant
      hats,
      painful
      to
      watch
     
     
      actually.
      It
      is
      quite
      possible
      that
      I
      was
     
     
      just
      jealous
      along
      with
      the
      other
      guys
      in
     
     
      the
      audience,
      anything’s
      possible.
     
    

    
     
      A
      Green
      leather
      couch
      on
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      never
      did
      see
      the
      movie
      Coyote
      Ugly.
     
     
      That
      could
      be
      part
      of
      the
      reason
      I
      found
     
     
      myself
      at
      the
      Wave
      Thursday
      night
      to
     
     
      participate
      in
      the
      campus
      version
      of
      the
     
     
      movie.
      Ido
      remember
      there
      was
      some
     
     
      controversy
      when
      the
      film
      was
      released,
     
     
      but
      it
      was
      only
      the
      puritans
      I
      think
      who
     
     
      had
      a
      problem.
      Every
      other
      red
     
    
   
   
    
     
      stage
      did
      manage
      to
      get
      some
      traffic
     
     
      from
      the
      audience
      however.
      Anyone
     
     
      with
      $2.50
      and
      a
      “stirring”
      that
      they
     
     
      could
      not
      control
      could
      go
      up
      on
      stage
     
     
      and
      do
      a
      body
      shot
      out
      of
      the
      navel
     
     
      of
      one
      of
      the
      girls
      on
      stage.
      I
      was
     
     
      happy
      investing
      my
      $2.50
      into
      the
     
     
      beer
      I
      was
      drinking
      so
      I
      stayed
      in
     
     
      the
      peanut
      gallery
      and
      watched
     
     
      the
      hedonism
      from
      afar.
      I
      do
     
     
      think
      I
      witnessed
      some
      ladies
     
     
      in
      the
      audience
      motion
      to
      get
     
     
      up
      for
      a
      shot
      off
      one
      of
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      blooded
      man
      and
      possibly
      woman
      was
     
     
      delighted
      in
      the
      generous
      display
      of
      skin
     
     
      and
      of
      course
      I
      need
      not
      mention
      the
     
     
      complex
      plot
      development
      and
      rich
     
     
      characters
      ...
      OK,
      I’m
      digressing
      a
      bit.
     
     
      Shortly
      after
      I
      took
      a
      seat
      I
     
     
      noticed
      an
      unusual
      “‘catwalk”’
      extending
     
     
      from
      the
      stage
      and
      realized
      that
      this
      is
     
     
      probably
      not
      going
      to
      be
      a
      usual
      night
     
     
      at
      the
      Wave.
      Seconds
      after.I
      registered
     
     
      this
      thought,
      a
      steady
      stream
      of
      scantily
     
     
      clad
      girls
      spilled
      out
      onto
      the
      stage
     
     
      and
      started
      strutting
      down
      the
     
     
      catwalk,
      possessed
      by
      the
      pulses
     
     
      of
      music
      moving
      through
      them.
     
     
      In
      fact
      I
      do
      believe
      the
      song
     
     
      was
      “save
      a
      horse
      ride
      a
     
    
   
   
    
     
      guys
      but
      the
      follow
      through
      wasn’t
     
     
      there.
      Body
      shots
      or
      not,
      it
      sure
      did
     
     
      look
      like
      both
      sexes
      enjoyed
      the
      night
     
     
      regardless
      of
      whether
      they
      were
      on
      the
     
     
      stage
      or
      in
      the
      audience.
     
    

    
     
      So
      now
      I
      can
      say
      that
      I
      have
     
     
      experienced
      “Coyote
      Ugly”.
      I’m
      still
     
     
      trying
      to
      figure
      out
      the
      Ugly
      part
      but
     
     
      that
      is
      OK.
      It
      will
      give
      me
      something
      to
     
     
      contemplate
      over
      the
      holidays.
      As
      for
     
     
      renting
      the
      movie
      I
      will
      probably
      save
     
     
      my
      money
      and
      instead
      rewind
      my
     
    
   
   
    
     
      cowboy”,
      every
      guy
      in
      the
     
     
      place
      was
      secretly
      hoping
     
     
      that
      the
      girls
      took
      the
      song
      as
      a
     
     
      public
      service
      announcement.
     
    

    
     
      Any
      hope
      that
      us
      guys
      in
      the
     
     
      audience
      and
      these
      gorgeous
      girls
      were
     
     
      the
      sole
      inhabitants
      of
      the
      universe
      on
     
     
      this
      night
      was
      dashed
      when
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      memory
      on
      occasion
      to
      access
      the
     
     
      memories
      from
      this
      night.
      Besides
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      cowboys
      came
      out
      from
      back
      stage
      only
      late
      fee
      I
      have
      to
      pay
      on
      this
      version
     
     
      strutting
      and
      posturing
      for
      the
      crowd.
      of
      “Coyote
      Ugly”
      is
      dealing
      with
      a
     
     
      The
      result
      was
      an
      orgy
      of
      dancing
      ...
      headache
      in
      my
      8:30
      Am
      class
      the
      next
     
    
   
   
    
     
      or
      gyrating
      up
      and
      down
      the
      catwalk.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      morning.
      A
      price
      I
      will
      pay
      for
     
     
      From
      the
      look
      of
      these
      guys
      you
      could
     
    
   
   
    
     
      admission.