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     The UPEI Engineering 
     
     Society proudly announces 
     
     the return of "View 
     
     From the Top" - the class 
     
     of our Student Union 
     
     NEWSpaper. In this, and 
     
     all subsequent issues of 
     
     the Engineer's Biweekly 
     
     we will strive to bring 
     
     you information, bulletins, 
     
     and good humour. we also 
     
    
   
   
    
     will be publishing bulletins 
     
    
   
   
    
     on Society activites 
     
     and individual accompl— 
     
     ishments. (i.e. Angus 
     
     Orford, our president , 
     
     actually got a date 
     
     recently.) This page 
     
    
   
   
    
     THE 
     
    
   
   
    
     will try to incorporate 
     
    
   
   
    
     Society activites as they 
     
    
   
   
    
     happen, as well as 
     
     humourous extracts from 
     
     other publications mixed 
     
     with only the most 
     
     conservative Engineering 
     
     type jokes. 1 
     
     Angus Orford, the 
     
     fearless leader of our 
     
    
   
   
    
     society, has chaired UNo' 
     
     society meetings already. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Noted issues that were 
     
     voted on and passed are 
     
     l) a committee to 
     
     organize social events, 
     
     2) a committee to 
     
    
   
   
    
     organize the arrangements 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Prof: 
     
    
   
   
    
     I say there, you in the auto — your 
     
    
   
   
    
     tubular air container has lost its rrtundity. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Artsie: What?? 
     
    
   
   
    
     Prof: 
     
    
   
   
    
     I said, the cylindrical appartus which 
     
    
   
   
    
     supports your vechicle is no longer symmetrical. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Artsie: 
     
     Prof: 
     
    
   
   
    
     Come Again?? 
     
    
   
   
    
     The elastic fabric surrounding the 
     
    
   
   
    
     circular frame whose successive revolutions bear 
     
     you<onward in space has not retained its pristime 
     
    
   
   
    
     roundness. 
     
     Artsie: Say what?? 
     
    
   
   
    
     Engineer: _Hey, Buddy, you got a flat tire.‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     meJfaon THE TDPS 
     
    
   
   
    
     "GEE K 
     
    
   
   
    
     0-; “1: NEE K: 
     
    
   
   
    
     Mk iear biology Iquor 
     
    
   
   
    
     PAUL {ob "1.5m 
     
    
   
   
    
     Paul, ‘10” Wi“ 5e Pleased 1’6 not: “10+ ‘ 
     
     Your name Is coward inuC‘l‘EKe‘FHIEEK5h/LEP6T5KE5 
     
    
   
   
    
     Optimist: A man who marries at the age of 90 
     
     and starts looking fer a house near a school. 
     
    
   
   
    
     MEETING HELD 
     
    
   
   
    
     The UPEI Engineering 
     
     Society sexual Gratifi— 
     
     cation Committee held its 
     
     first meeting on Sept. 
     
     28. Erect member Bill 
     
     Phillips chaired. TWO 
     
     issues Were voted on. 
     
     First, that the sexual 
     
     gratification gratuis 
     
     policy be extended anothe— 
     
     year. VOte: ~ 
     
    

    
     50 Yes 
     
    

    
     0 No 
     
    

    
     l Abstention 
     
     (a freshman disn't know 
     
     what was being discussed) 
     
    
   
   
    
     second, that the 
     
     general policy of 
     
    
   
   
    
     betterment to the communityé 
     
    
   
   
    
     be upheld by initiating 
     
     a sperm bank for sterile 
     
     business professors.And 
     
     part two: a time between 
     
     12:00 - 3:00 a.m.. that 
     
     the_Engineers would 
     
     service the girlfriends 
     
     of impotent biology 
     
     students. Vbte: 
     
    

    
     45 Yes 
     
    

    
     4 No(take too 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘ much time) 
     
    
   
   
    
     1 Abstention 
     
     (freshmen). 
     
     Both issues were passed. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ENGINEEii's * 
     
    
   
   
    
     *‘M‘I‘g. ’1 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     for pubs, 3) a ccnmfittee 
     
     to organize sporting / ‘ 
     
     events 4) a commdttee to 
     
     recruit pale young 
     
     females for social events, 
     
     and 5) a committee to 
     
     form all crxnnittees. 
     
    

    
     In sports, the 
     
     Engineers are right in 
     
     the thick of things. 
     
     After giving the Soccer 
     
     team a sound thrashing 
     
     in softball, the team 
     
     advanced to play lowly 
     
    
   
   
    
     'Bi-WEEkiY '  
     
    
   
   
    
     ' ' Iu Hun" 
     
    
   
   
    
     bowed in defeat 13-7. 
     
     The Engineers plan to 
     
    
   
   
    
     .bolster their lineup with 
     
     ,a number of members from 
     
    
   
   
    
     Blanchard. ’Over confidence’ 
     
    
   
   
    
     befelled the guys, and 
     
     despite a strong pitching 
     
     performance the Engineers 
     
    
   
   
    
     s3 
     
    
   
   
    
     FRE E. 
     
    
   
   
    
     the virtually dormant 
     
     first-year class, which 
     
     should prove to be the 
     
     big edge. Any of you 
     
     little guys in first year 
     
     who are interested in 
     
     becoming associated with 
     
     one of the powerhouses 
     
    

    
     of UPEI Intramural sports, 
     
     please contact Angus 
     
     Orford in the third year‘ 
     
     room. ‘ ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     E3. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     TH vespfiv OCT. 8 
     
     UPEI. BARN 
     
    
   
   
    
     310mm 5T0?2HT6 REMINpEp TO pmck iv? 
     
     Vonr BAfis AT pong 
     
    
   
   
    
     Special note to 
     
     "Jim‘Fanning" 4 you 
     
     Eeported that the \ 
     
     "Selects", with none 
     
     other than you leading / 
     
     the team, pounded the 
     
     Engineers 18-3 in a 
     
     game of lfag football. 
     
     HOwever, the engineers 
     
     should be congratulated 
     
    
   
   
    
     qioopm. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘for scoring three pOints, 
     
    
   
   
    
     considering not one of ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘the Engineers even played 
     
    
   
   
    
     in the game;~ In fact the 
     
     Engineers aren't even 
     
     in the league. By the 
     
     way "Jim", do the letters 
     
    
   
   
    
     ' F.O. mean anything to 
     
    
   
   
    
     you? \. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Cranston Snond.rn.g.Ma