LIBRARY RDQFINTBXHi>-Tlmeroof 
     
     on the second floor of Robertson 
     
     Library sustained. heavy damage 
     
     recently. Security guards 
     
     found large craters in the 
     
     library ceiling, r{he dents 
     
    

    
     are about the Size of an 
     
     extraner large pumpkin and 
     
     engineers fear that the roof 
     
    

    
     is severely damaged from the . 
     
     beating it took. “ Further ' 
     
     investigation. into the matter, 
     
     which was originally took to 
     
    

    
     be an act of vandalism, 
     
     revealed that the damage was 
     
     caused by a Mr. Tony Carroll. 
     
     Mr. Carroll claims he was 
     
     merely trying out his new 
     
     motorized pogo stick. Although 
     
     the roof is heavily damaged 
     
    

    
     and may haveto ;be replaced 
     
    

    
     Mr. Carroll's head“ is unscarred. 
     
     FlRmEfilfiu gRssIDmT' s ‘ HOUSE- A 
     
     fire in. an \fapar_l-~'w7trn§5ti'building ’ 
     
     on Haviland St. inhabited by * 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
          
     
        
     
          
     
       
     
        
     
         
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Maglougall might be of a 
     
     su®icious origin, fire 
     
     department officials revealed 
     
     today. Rumors that the fire 
     
     started. while Mr. MacDougall 
     
     vas freebasinq cocaine were 
     
     eemed to be "pure bull____" 
     
     'V,‘?J.B. himself who blamed 
     
     the fireon "thegiant purple 
     
     lobsters whofigiye‘finside the 
     
     l.\7;."' John was left 
     
     .omeless- as a result of the 
     
     f ire was sedated and invited 
     
     "stay with Dr. Leo Killhorn 
     
     or a few weeks to lf'reCuperate". 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Studentlynignegresident .JJ .B,.s;§.+:ra;v.- v am’ 
     
    
   
   
    
     comes tovexéms, Zippy is just slightly gfiee 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Jere was more  flying atthe 
     
    
   
   
    
     F(I)D MANAGER ARRESTED- Andy Dean, 
     
     manager of the cafeteria was 
     
     arrested by S.P.C.A. agents 
     
     yesterday on charges of gross 
     
     cruelty to animals, (no, he did 
     
     not refuse to feed the engineers) 
     
     The charges stem frcin a series 
     
     of incidents over the last year. 
     
     It seens that Mr. Dean went to 
     
     the Animal Shelter disguised 
     
    

    
     as a kindly old lady to adopt 
     
     some pets. He drew suspicion 
     
    

    
     to himself when he started 
     
    

    
     to adopt as many as 50 cats 1 
     
     a week. Although no corpses have 
     
     been found yet investigators 
     
     fear the worst. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     CAFEI‘ERIA SPECIAL FOR THE WEEK- 
     
     The special in the cafeteria 
     
     this week ,is Feline Bubbly 
     
     Bake, all you can eat for 50¢. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     TA’IOEYYOUIL Believe it or not 
     
     55 have the son of a famous 
     
     celebrity on campus. A child 
     
     support suit brought against 
     
     Mr; Tatoo of Fantasv Island 
     
     fame has revealed that he is 
     
    
   
   
    
     . the true father of none other 
     
    
   
   
    
     than our own V.P.Externa]., 
     
     Victor Moore. Although this 
     
     comes as a shock, it explains 
     
     why Victor has been seen 
     
    

    
     on the roof of the Barnflpointing 
     
     at airplanes flying by and 
     
    
   
   
    
     Shouting "de plane, de plane.'", g 
     
    
   
   
    
     like . father like son . \ " 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
    
   
   
    
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     _ ..._‘ \EATON’ 
     
    
   
   
    
     “8’09 I'N AFTER YOU GET 
     
     om YOUR FEET,- wE’LL BE 
     
     ? euo'ro LEND YOU MONEY." 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     STUDENTit’ 
     
     SPECIALS 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Cut. Blow  , Reg. $15.00 
     
    
   
   
    
     RATHY’S * 
     
    
   
   
    
     Beauty Salon 
     
     1:25 Unlverslty Ave. . . 
     
     . . ‘ 892-3181 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     OUR SQUARE PIZZA 
     
     GIVES YOU UP TO " 
     
     27% MORE 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
       
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     DELICIOUS PIZZAS 
     
    
   
   
    
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     sooseer Club Dart Tournament. AND DONAIRS 
     
     V 1 _g;bcke§7 Panthers have a new'kid in town DELIVERED 
     
     ' i- . .Betts “would iraflaersplay rugby, [that / 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     than basketball. r ‘ l d 
     
     — Thathig- Al has a, hard time keeping track of CALL US NOW! "  
     
    
   
   
    
     .» his undies. H   I , v  is“ij . , 
     
     - That Mason  will beat: Sept: 3O .: _    7 3 4 TO YOUR DOOR 
     
     - That the only kindof wood theedoesnlt float . sf * , l  ,    . 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     is Natalie, RIGHT  -,» .» 
     
    
   
   
    
      K-mART PLAZA 
     
    
   
   
    
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     ' 11 am To 1:30am-Thuts —~ 
     
     11 a n To 124nm. Sunoay 
     
    
   
   
    
     - There is a queer in  class who 
     
     would rather get bromj-noser   enjoy a 
     
     good prank. The engineers now have a COntra‘ct 
     
     out on his head. (12‘ beer) .‘   ' ~ , 
     
     I - That Bernie sent Randy Gass’ a personel message??? 2 
     
     -’ That Lynda R. had to takeback her new piece , \ 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
    
   
   
    
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     of furniture-at 4/a.m.  , I  p  h ‘ ' -  e- 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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