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     On behalf of the Engineering Society I would like to 
     
     welcome everyone back for another year of studying and 
     
     partying. We in the engineering Dept. are offering a full 
     
     year course in the art of partying. 
     
    

    
     Topics to be covered include History of Partying, Par- 
     
     tying in other lands, the socio-economic effects and future 
     
     of partying. 
     
    

    
     This is a very rigorous course and participating stu- 
     
     dents should be highly self-motivated. 
     
    

    
     First lab will take place on Thursday Oct.8 at 9:00 
     
     in the S.U. Barn with our first topic being OKTOBEER- 
     
     FEST (German Partying).These first few classes are criti- 
     
     cal days and bonus marks will be awarded for good atten- 
     
     dance. 
     
    

    
     See you in class... 
     
    
   
   
    
     Kelly Murphy 
     
     President Engineering Society 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     The first of it’s kind, 
     
    

    
     Destined to be a 
     
     Party Institution! 
     
    

    
     Special prices 
     
    

    
     Special food 
     
    

    
     Chugging 
     
    

    
     Contests and prizes 
     
     throughout the 
     
    

    
     evening!! 
     
    

    
     Thursday Octo- 
     
     ber 8th 
     
    

    
     $2.00 admission —- 
     
     Free between 9 &10! 
     
    
   
   
    
     don't miss the first 
     
     engineering pub of the 
     
     year 
     
    

    
     you'll, never forgive 
     
     youself. Due to the na- 
     
     ture of Oktobeerfest this 
     
     will be an all wet event.s= 
     
    
   
   
    
     OCTOBEERFEST 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     IF YOU ARE AN UNHAPPY FRESHMAN .. 
     
    

    
     Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming spar- 
     
     row who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, 
     
     the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to 
     
     fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings 
     
     and he fell to earth in a farmyard, almost frozen. A cow 
     
     passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The spar- 
     
     row thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him 
     
     and thawed his wings; thus, warm and happy and able to 
     
     breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came 
     
     by, heard the chirping and investigated the sound. The 
     
     cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and 
     
     promptly ate him. n 
     
    

    
     This story contains three ores 
     
    

    
     1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily you 
     
     enemy. 
     
    

    
     2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap is not nec- 
     
     essarily your friend. 
     
    

    
     3. And - if yon are warm and happy in a pile of crap, 
     
     keep your mouth shut. ~ 
     
    

    
     NEWSFLASH: It has come to our attention that Mar- 
     
    
   
   
    
     ion has no balls. 2 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Where’re Ya Gonna Go This Week?? 
     
     “The Panther Lounge” 
     
    
   
   
    
     MONDAY: 
     
    
   
   
    
     TUESDAY: 
     
    
   
   
    
     WEDNESDAY: 
     
    
   
   
    
     THURSDAY: | 
     
    
   
   
    
     Night Class Special 10-11 
     
    
   
   
    
     Happy Hour 9-11 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘Don’t forget to come see “Drama” 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘FRIDAY: 
     
    
   
   
    
     Movie Pub 2pm Free Popcorn 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘This week: 1. From The Hip 
     
     2. Blind Date _ 
     
     “Breezy special” all afternoon | 
     
     Crazy Hour “9:30-10:30”! 
     
    
   
   
    
     SATURDAY: 
     
    
   
   
    
     Soccer Power — Lounge opens at lpm 
     
     UPEI vs UNB — game starts at 2pm 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘Crazy Hour — 9:30-10:30! 
     
     REMEMBER FOR A GOOD TIME CALL 566-0366 
     
    
   
   
    
     THE PANTHER LOUNGE 
     
    
   
   
    
     “BREEZY” [We keep the windows open to allow 
     
     a cool draft to flow all-night. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ' Student Saver Specials 9:30—-11