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     SCORPIO (oct,23—Nov,21) forecast for this month. "late night visitors" 
     
     Try to stop telling so PICES (Feb.l9-March 20) this week, “You may meet 
     
     many lies.Misinformation *This a good week to put several br°thers and 
     
     may be harmful to people. up your storm doors. SiSters You've never 
     
     This is a good week to take Take time to think about heard Of- You may find 
     
     a bath.You may be arrested, the advice you will get! Ont this week that Your 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     for indecent exposure on on the 14th. Don't father is really Your 
     
     the 14th.Stand tall for let the actions of people mOther and Your mother 
     
     principles. confuse you._ The world is a IObOt- 
     
     SAGJTARIUS(Nov 22-Dec 21) is run by lunatics. LE0 (July 23- Aus- 22) 
     
     This is the week to do . I - Plenty of action for you 
     
     some soul-searching.Time ARIES (March Zl-Aprll 19) this week: Leo- Try 
     
     and time again you will be Try.t° become mori Of an ‘to express Yourself to 7 
     
     asked "What is the matter?"1nd%Vi§ual° PeoP e are those You 10Ve- Give \ 
     
     You will probably be depres-beglnnlng to take you a true effort in trying . 
     
     sed all month.Your emotion—-for granteé' To Stand to liSten to Other Peoples 
     
     a1 stability will be ques- °“t a bit 1“ the.°r°Wd’ Perlems- EnjOY youself I 
     
     tioned.Probably you'll'loseWhy n°t try ShaV1ng your this weekend. _Don't run 
     
    

    
     . ‘ head. Good days on the with a sucker in your 
     
     every friend you have.Y0u l 4 & 16 mouth You ma ut 
     
     will be lucky if you don't 12’1 ’ I ' ' .y p 
     
     kill yourself this month- TAURUS (Aprll 20—M8y 20) anather hele 1n your 
     
    

    
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     CAPRICORN (Dec.22—Jan 19) week. Gypsies are on VIRGO (Aug.23-Sept 22) 
     
     Be prepared for the worst the move and with your This week is full of 
     
     this month« .Don't center luck they'll add you surprises. Keep your 
     
     all your attention on one to their collection of eyes open. Something 
     
     person. Take time to perverts. This will be unusual is going'to 
     
     think about the situation, a bad week for you. Stay phappen.‘ You may suffer 
     
     your finances should be in bed all week. Alone. 3 fall and lose the use 
     
     checked. Try to separate ‘GEMINI (May 21—June 20) fo both legs. Also 
     
     real from illusion. Why not try to break a do exercises that use 
     
     AQUARIUS (Jan-ZO—Feb-l8) few of those bad habits arm and chest muscles. 
     
     You have two problems: this week. If you try LIBRA (Sept 23—Oct 22) 
     
     loss of‘muscle mass in the t5 break them all you'd This week is full of sicks‘ 
     
     faceineCkoarmS and a have a full time job. K ness. [Someone close to 
     
     tendanCV to talk tOO. ' You are a very gros per— you will fall ill and 
     
     much. This is a good h son. Perhaps you should die. You will eatch it 
     
     month to sit back and commit yourself.‘ too. Be careful of who 
     
     listen to others for CAN ER (June 21—July 22) you kiss and buy a ‘ 
     
     once- No real bad days Be very careful with your package of barf bags. , ' ‘ , 
     
    
   
   
    
     you know you‘repmanager‘of they 
     
     Panther Football Team when 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘You Spend all night 'You have to play doctor when but come baCk(AFTER THEY ‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     looking for Jonesy's J.P. drinks. THREATEN T0 BREAK YOUR LEGS) 
     
     31rd1e’ only to flnd OUt —You get pissed off, quit, ‘ 'The Conspiracy 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Tokis has it ‘ 
     
     —You order 80 quarter- “ 
     
     pounders and 80 Big Macs, 
     
     and have to explain how you 
     
     forgot the pop. 
     
     _¥ou're on a first name 
     
     basis with all the players 
     
     and you'fe not a jock or a 
     
     girl —-or both. 
     
     —You order 80 quarter r- 
     
     pounders with cheese, and 
     
     Ernie wants his plain 
     
     -You live in the locker 
     
     room 60 hrs/week 
     
     -You are the only one 
     
     ALLOWED to drink, but you 
     
     don’t have time. 
     
     —You have to bail half the 
     
     team,two coaches,George,and 
     
     Rabbi,out of jail the night 
     
     before a game. 
     
     -You need two cars to pick 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     —You have to round up the . . . . 
     
    

    
     coaches (from the bars). ‘ ‘\ ‘ 
     
    

    
     .you empty all the ice I 0th REMEEBER . T0 WHOM.IT MAY CONCERN‘ 
     
     machines in town to keep er people have'just as APPr011mste1Y‘tW0 months 
     
     Hermie in buisness. many, if not more. problems ago you told me something 
     
     _You have to sneek sockee as Y°“- '71 ' and have repeated it many 
     
    

    
     a beer before the game, and times Since. APPYOXimate1Y' 
     
     a smoke at half—time. To Error is Human two weeks ago I asked my—' 
     
     -You work 'til 4A.M. fixing Thus self a question about me. 
     
     and Painting new helmets and with the amount oferrors Sunday I realized that what “ 
     
     Ithen they want to wear their I ve made you had said was Part Of my 
     
    

    
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