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     CIMN CHOICE 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
     FRIDAY, MARCH 11, 1988 
     
    
   
   
    
     1. To Live and Die in LA 
     
    
   
   
    
     2. 91/2 Weeks 
     
    
   
   
    
     Crazy Hour - 9:30 - 11:00 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     | Wile E. 
     
    
   
   
    
     By A.D. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Where does Wile E. get money 
     
     in order to purchase ACME 
     
     products? 
     
    
   
   
    
     ACME Jet-shoes are not free, 
     
     neither are ACME Ice-cube makers 
     
     and Syberian tiger traps. Wile E. 
     
     purchases thousands of dollars 
     
     worth of equipment weekly. Where 
     
     does the coyote get his coin? 
     
    
   
   
    
     3 POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS 
     
    
   
   
    
     1. LINE OF CREDIT 
     
    

    
     Wile E. is ACME’s best customer. 
     
     This fact may suggest that he is a 
     
     good credit risk, and_ therefore 
     
     ACME has granted him a full line of 
     
     credit with unlimitd spending. Event- 
     
     ually the company will have to collect 
     
     this debt and perhaps the coyote 
     
     won't pay. Is Wile E. bad debt 
     
    
   
   
    
     expense? 
     
    
   
   
    
     2. BACKDROP PAINTING 
     
    

    
     We’ve all seen Wile’s superb rock 
     
     wall murals. Mr. coyote has expertly 
     
     painted. the following scenes: 
     
    

    
     A) the dark cave 
     
    

    
     B) the train tunnel 
     
    

    
     C) the fake bridge. 
     
    

    
     It is quite possible that Wile E. is 
     
     using his talents to create market- 
     
     able works of art in order to produce 
     
     additional funds, that can be used to 
     
     destroy the Roadrunner. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     March 16 & 17. 
     
     VOTE VOTE 
     
    
   
   
    
     Coyote 
     
    
   
   
    
     3. ROBBERY 
     
    
   
   
    
     Few Anti-christs have any moral 
     
     values and hence, many of them 
     
     break them for personal betterment. 
     
     Wile E. may be regularly stealing 
     
     from ACME. The coyote may have 
     
     applied to the company for work as 
     
     a shipping clerk. Once hired, Wile E. 
     
     would have full access to inventory. 
     
     When nobody is looking, Wile E. 
     
     scoffs a Batman suit. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Wile E. has been purchasing 
     
     ACME products for years, and there- 
     
     fore it is unlikely that he has not 
     
     been paying his debts. The coyote 
     
     doesn’t have time to be a shipping 
     
     clerk since he spends the majority of 
     
     his time chasing the Roadrunner. 
     
     Therefore the coyote must be moon- 
     
     lighting as a commercial artist. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     age 
     
    
   
   
    
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     PS: Don’t forget the Elections are Coming!! 
     
    
   
   
    
     GENERAL MEETING 
     
    
   
   
    
     All Students of the Union? 
     
    
   
   
    
     A GENERAL MEETING for all UPEI Student Union 
     
     members will be held on March 15, 1988 at 11:30AM 
     
    
   
   
    
     in the Pit. The agenda is as follows: 
     
    
   
   
    
     (1) Call to Order 
     
     (2) Approval of the Agenda 
     
     (3) Executive Reports 
     
     (i) Treasurer 
     
     (ii) Vice President Operations 
     
     (iii) Vice President Academic 
     
     (iv) President ; 
     
     (4) Introduction of the Candidates 
     
     (5) Candidate Speeches/Question Answer Period 
     
     (6) New Business ; 
     
     _ (7) Adjournment 
     
    
   
   
    
     If you are a student at UPEI, you should attend 
     
     this meeting. 
     
    
   
   
    
     3 ———————— Thursday March 10th 1988 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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