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      editor-in-chief
     
     
      matt
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      page
      [2]
      april
      2
      2003
      —
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Editorial
      19:
      So
      long...
     
    
   
   
    
     
      So
      there
      you
      have
      it.
      The
     
     
      last
      regular
      issue
      of
      The
      Cadre
      for
     
     
      this
      academic
      year.
      This
      is
      also
      the
     
     
      last
      issue
      that
      my
      name
      will
      appear
     
     
      under
      the
      heading
      "Editor-in-
     
     
      Chief."
      Personally,
      this
      year
      has
     
     
      been
      incredible.
      My
      experience
     
     
      here
      at
      The
      Cadre
      has
      been
      won-
     
     
      derful:
      I
      missed
      most
      deadlines,
     
     
      failed
      some
      classes,
      and
      lost
      25
     
     
      pounds.
      I
      learned
      a
      ton
      (which
      of
     
     
      course
      I
      wasn't
      graded
      on).
      I
      was
     
     
      yelled
      at,
      punched
      at,
      kicked
      at,
      spit
     
     
      at,
      and
      laughed
      at.
      Or
      perhaps,
     
     
      laughed
      with.
      That's
      what
      I'll
      tell
     
     
      myself.
     
    

    
     
      I'd
      like
      to
      thank
      all
      of
      those
     
     
      who
      took
      the
      time
      to
      read
      the
     
     
      paper,
      write
      for
      the
      paper,
      or
      just
     
     
      drop
      in
      on
      one
      of
      our
      weekly
      meet-
     
     
      ings.
     
    

    
     
      I'd
      specifically
      like
      to
      thank
     
     
      Thomas
      Lloyd
      and
      Catherine
      Sweet
     
     
      —
      both
      of
      whom
      I
      hope
      to
      work
     
     
      with
      again
      down
      the
      road
      some-
     
     
      time.
      We
      yelled
      at
      each
      other
      a
      lot.
     
     
      We
      threw
      things
      at
      each
      other
      a
      lot.
     
     
      And
      we
      ate
      more
      food
      from
     
     
      George's
      Grill
      than
      I
      would
      have
     
     
      thought
      humanly
      possible.
      All
      in
     
     
      all,
      we
      made
      a
      great
      team,
      and
      had
     
     
      a
      lot
      of
      fun.
     
    

    
     
      This
      year,
      The
      Cadre
      was
     
     
      well
      received
      by
      the
      majority
      of
     
     
      UPEI
      students.
      Our
      weekly
      meet-
     
     
      ings
      were
      heavily
      attended
      —
      Some
     
     
      came
      hoping
      to
      have
      the
      experience
     
     
      of
      seeing
      their
      name
      in
      print
      —
     
     
      Others
      wanted
      to
      meet
      new.
      people
     
     
      and
      become
      more
      involved
      in
      cam-
     
     
      pus
      life—
      Some
      came
      simply
      for
     
     
      the
      free
      pizza.
     
    

    
     
      Student
      participation
      in
      our
     
     
      reader
      poll
      was
      phenomenal,
      and
     
     
      letters
      to
      the
      editor
      were
      well-writ-
     
     
      ten
      and
      frequently
      submitted.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      High-points
      of
      the
      year
     
     
      included
      our
      relocation
      into
      a
      new
     
     
      office
      space,
      the
      addition
      of
      some
     
     
      fantastic-computer
      equipment
      to
     
     
      our
      otherwise
      stale
      lineup
      of
      486's,
     
     
      positive
      recognition
      from
      President
     
     
      MacLauchlan
      and
      Dean
      of
      Arts
     
     
      Richard
      Kurial,
      and
      an
      interview
     
     
      with
      Canada's
      Minister
      of
      Foreign
     
     
      Affairs.
     
    

    
     
      Of
      course,
      there
      are
      those
     
     
      students
      who
      didn't
      approve
      of
      this
     
     
      year's
      edition
      of
      The
      Cadre.
      But
      I
     
     
      have
      a
      feeling
      that
      they're
      not
      read-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ing
      this
      editorial
      right
      now,
      so
      I
     
     
      won't
      worry
      too
      about
      it.
     
    

    
     
      To
      those
      of
      you
      who
      are
     
     
      reading
      this,
      I
      hope
      you've
      enjoyed
     
     
      The
      Cadre.
      With
      any
      luck
      we've
     
     
      kept
      you
      informed
      of
      campus
     
     
      events,
      offered
      you
      something
      think
     
     
      about,
      and
      —
      most
      importantly
      —
     
     
      entertained
      you.
      To
      you,
      I'll
      simply
     
     
      say
      "So
      long..."
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Matt
      Stewart,
     
     
      Editor-in-Chief
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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