So, did everyone enjoy 
     
    
   
   
    
     National Fat Week? Odie 
     
     and I sure did. But to 
     
     tell you the truth, 
     
     chocolate eclairs for ‘ 
     
     breakfast every morning 
     
     can become monotonous. 
     
    

    
     O.K., now that we got 
     
     all you girls nice and 
     
     fat we're going to 
     
     spring the bad nevs on 
     
     you — If your legs can 
     
     pass as tree trunks you 
     
     cannot wear miniskirts! 
     
     I am really sorry but 
     
     it's the truth. Now we 
     
     don't mean to be crit- 
     
     ical — Lord knows we 
     
     we wouldn't want to be 
     
     that — but when Odie 
     
     and I go to some of 
     
     these pubs we just 
     
     can't stop from laugh— 
     
     ing. Like, when a girl 
     
     walks by looking like 
     
     two ton Hessy wearing 
     
     a miniskirt that doesn't 
     
     come close to the dimples 
     
     in the fat of her knees 
     
     what is one to do? 
     
    

    
     Now, we know that 
     
     miniskirts are "all the 
     
     rage" (they're going 
     
     out of style everywhere 
     
     else but just coming to 
     
     P.E.I.) and it's nice, 
     
     if not a neCessity, to 
     
     dress in style; however 
     
     one must also dress 
     
     according to their 
     
     weight. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Recommended in'Where 
     
    
   
   
    
     To Eat in Canegla' 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Of course you should 
     
     never take abuse from 
     
     people wearing a mini 
     
     skirt, especially if 
     
     you aren't a candidate 
     
     for the "Save the seals" 
     
     campaign. I now I 'Ve 
     
     had a few troubles 
     
     when I wore my little 
     
     fur miniskirt out. If 
     
     some jerk says something 
     
     to you simply say "Buzz ' 
     
     off sweat sock brea ". 
     
     Or if he starts caning 
     
     on to you let him buy 
     
     you drinks all night 
     
     and when he asks you if 
     
     you want a drive home 
     
    
   
   
    
     at the end of the night 
     
     say "Drop dead sucker". 
     
     And if he gets a little 
     
     too persistent you can 
     
     always pour brew over 
     
    

    
     his head to cool him off 
     
     (this measure is a little 
     
     drastic and can affect ‘ 
     
     your popularity with 
     
    

    
     the guys.) 
     
    

    
     So there you have my 
     
     feelings on some of the 
     
     fashions of UPEI. I'll 
     
     have to admit I'm a 
     
     little partial when it 
     
     canes to bowties and 
     
     cardigan sweaters though. 
     
     I sanetimes attach a 
     
     bowtie to my flea col- 
     
    
   
   
    
     . lar, and of course it's 
     
    
   
   
    
     great fun tying Odie's 
     
     ears under his chin( I 
     
    
   
   
    
     — Lebanese Food, 
     
     — Steaks, ' 
     
    

    
     - Seafood, 
     
    

    
     - Salads 
     
    
   
   
    
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