,5“ /y\_ ’ T .- ,;.~g;¢-»~.-.,..._/./\ £4“ . .‘ I H. .. PAGE TWO ar__ - ""~'1\s$.\.».u -. THE CI'lARLU'l'l‘E'l'UWN GUARDIAN L. .. -in .'.'k‘ .Women ’s Realm Social and Personal SEPTEMBER 4, 1939 I The " Love _ er ' 13'-',’§},=..";'_§fi Dorothy Dix '5-'§_:§:':_,_‘: RACING DRIVER Housewife By ALEXANDER CAMPBELL And He. Unless You Are An Expert, Don’t Attempt to Keep Your Husband Dangling at Your Side by Keeping Him in a Jealous State of Mind Catching a husband is a comparatively easy matter. Holding him is an entuely different proposition. Hence the l'IlB_l0r activity of most mar- ried women's lives is trying to keep their husbands in love with them and I glad they married them. Millions of theories are ' advanced on this subject and tons of advice handed out to wives. They are win that to keep them- selves glamorous in their husbands eyes they mu t reinaln loreyer young and slim and beautiful. wh.ch. in nature. can't be done. They are ad. mcnished that the way to keep a husband home cf evenings is to put on a perpetual one-woman vau- deville stunt and be so interesting and amusing that he will never stray from his own fireside fcr entertainment. And that. 100. calls for .~uperhuman gifts in a woman who has wrestled all day with a bulky cook stove and a cryliiu baby and Lrymg to make one dollar do the work of five. Also. they are told_to feed the brute and that the best Way of keeping their husbands eating out of their hands 15 L0 PM l111g‘:ls' food in them. Now comes a woman who asserts that jealousy is the most effective Author of Daughter of Exile, etc. "Well?" said Florence. She was very near him; and sud- denly he became terribly conscious of her nearness and her loveliness. Before she realised what he was about to do——” “I-"lorencel" said Frank. He had taken her in his arms and kissed her . . _Unobserved. Dorothy Ellinglon slipped swiftly away into the dank- ness. Gently but firmly. Florence re- leased herself. "I'm sorry!" said Frank awkward- ly. "Florence, I'm a cad! I apologise! 1._ "Don't be an ass." said Florence cheerfully. "It was very sweet. of you. Thank you very much." She smiled at him reassuringl.v— the old smile of comradeship. "A girl likes to be kissed on oc- casion by a really nice young man- and ou are thoroughly nice. Frank! Besi es, the voyage is nearly over. and I was rather oping you'd do it before we parted. "1-‘nit of course there was nothing more to it than that. You can’t fool tonl; that at wife can adminlsusr to conuwal love. and that as long as she can see green in her litisband's eyes she may be siiie that he is not cast- . mg llltln iii the direction of other women. y In niiirsult. of this theory, which she says silt‘ has tried and verifledq [l(‘l' U\\ll f‘X])(‘l'lf‘llL‘(’. .ShC \\'l‘ll8$I i yourself. my dear. and you certainly can't fool me!" she paused. "You are in love win her aren't Vou?" He nodded. rather shame- acediy. “I’m nfrairi you're right. I am. If you won’t think me rude-kissing fragment of a dome-shaped plea of brown bne. and a few ancient teem. Proie.~..~.oi- l:.il.ll’lZl0n iiitea the peclmen. gently. and then began to nod excitedly . . . Dorothy lsilutgton turned away. The last hope had failed. If Rupert had come aboard carry- ing flowers. If he had even come aboard empty-handed, but had greeted her with at least some oi the enthusiasm befitting a your: man who has been parted ll‘Cm his fiancee for two years—things might‘ have changed. sne might have con- tinued bravely with that losing bat- tle with herself. trying desperately to rekindle the belief that Rupert was the man for her. and she was the girl for Rupert. But Rupert had come aboard with part of an apeman's skull tucked under his arm. . . . THE LOVERS MEET _. Of course she was being unfair. A "month ago, she would have exulted, that he was not as other men. She would have praised his detachment his loyalty to h's work. his disdain of romantic notions and idiotic rub- bish of that kind. No, it was not Rupert who had changed. It was. she _who had changed. But she had ‘l’f‘.E\llS€d that too late. For Franlr "11 a liusbaiid is too alxoiutoly sure of pOS§(‘$s'0I‘i, he takes his wife i h _ ‘d e g m B t 1g, _ for ;:i’1illlt'd and oven begins to be a bit bored by the eternal sameness. _ £3111“. ?;,0?,‘.31e_L;t_n1pvf(‘3l,-reen(c)e_ -~50?‘ 1]; E03rfs°°“l‘;iJ§:ufaf§g kg eh°:_'(~:;‘l‘;gc:°“§§“e' hn: let an element of doubt be added and lIll(‘l‘(‘si. l'(‘\'l\'€s. Patfnt Griselda in.w have been the wifely ideal of the past. but she must have been a l: .;ihliul bore and by her long-suffering attitude invited the swift Dunch. cs slic undoubtuily I‘f’C('l\‘(‘fi. "ll:-ziliziiigz that we value most the thing we are most in danger of ]o.; I <l«-clded to take pl'f"('illlllOnal‘_‘y' inea-tires and to inject a little iiizt-<~:'t.ilnt\ ilito the mind of the other half of the partnt-rship. so I said: ‘.l.li.' (lt‘.‘ll‘, you know how much I love you. I nroycci tli:it by niarryinlz VCU. liu! I \\'ll] confess to ll1l\'lIliz zi roving fancy if iiiv interest lag.» and map. ]'l.’l|2i' l‘.{‘Ct7lIlL’S a bore. so it is up to you to keep me entertained and hold Ill\ iiflectlonsf It worked like a charm. "of coiirso. I did my share by trying to make myself worth keeping. I kept up ill} looks and my clothes. I made the kind of a gay and pleas- - fill’ liolne that not only a husband but al 0 other l)C’Ople him to come to ' I let oilivrs tell him of his faults, while I praisetl his virtues. But 1 always 1--t. hlin we that I could be charmed by other men. and that if he krpt me in low with hlm"elf he would have to keep WOOIDE me_ “And the result has been that in all the years of our marriage I llR\€ n<’\'t'i‘ hflfl ll moment's uni-asiiiess over the place I hold in his life and affections. There has never been even a suspicion of the ‘other woman'." The proof of the pudding is in the eating. say: the old nm..erb_ hm rsonallv I do not advocate jealousy as a cure of wandering feet ln hug- .:inds Certainly only experts should undertake to administer 1;. for love gllcsces not thrive on Jealousy. It kills it oftener than almost anything Before marriage keeping a man green-eyed may be good tactics. but after inarriage what a man wants in hL: wife is security. He want-_ M feel as sure of her love as he does of the love of God. and that nothing can shake her devotion. so I think that the reason that my correspondent. held her husband ls not_becaii.=e she made him jealous. but because she made herself so charming that she was always tops. 0 I O 0 Head Should Rule in Age Difference Dear Miss Dix—I am a woman of 59. well educated. a good business .,;oman. well off. healthy and slim. A short time ago I met 3 handsome‘ -mung man of 30 and we fell in love with each other. He had the bad habit of drinking and gambling. but I have cured him. He wants me (,0. Eiarry him and I am undecided what to do. My heart says “ves." My cad says "no." What shall I do? uNDEc1'DED Answer: Lisien to your head. lady. Licten to your head Your guardian angel ls Fllollillle warnings to you not to commit a folly that is bound to wreck your whole life. Take off your pink spectacles through which vol, tee _ynilr.<clf at 59 as a debutante who might fire the fancy and net the pulse (‘T “V ."°U“H man “1Y11Un8- See yourself as you are" An“ old woman your youth and beauty gone. your wand of enchantment broken whd might. hi‘ this young m5“'5 m°th9T- but bl’ I10 DOSsLbililv could his E\\'(‘f‘l.le. ' ‘ No man marries a woman twice hi . . It/h(‘ll Grandma buys herself a boy llllgbflgg Ehgegiakgz flE(.:l)l‘}I“|:rb]E’|,r;‘(;r;€f:‘|> Ior she becomes the laughing stock of all who know her che is torn with a thousand jealoiisies of every younger woman. and she lets hersexr 5,, hardest ]Ob on earth. that of trying to look voum and Men 3 boy A wise man once said that there are three kinds of marriage; one lis_hiOhe(‘ir(;ardriiagtt>hmade ‘by God when two young people love and n‘3frV_ H“ 5 $08“ ne 21515 3136 i'r;ade bv the devil when an old woman mar- nfl mfm miim_iI;_- e th rd is the marriage made by death when an - . a young girl. The worst of these is the marriage of the old woman and the Young man because she live- on to repent he,- Yfkllyy «Chile the old man Wl‘l0.fl'll.1I‘l'l.Cs ‘the. vrzunq gh-1 dl95_ Shall a Girl Wait or Go to Work? Dear Miss Dn'<—-I h bee l 5 We have always plannegvtein gelt‘ti‘rzi(;)r r:'lin?i“‘g‘d {ff ca-1.rI1l:1)sL.Uf;,¥,e(,,"€e‘,i,1r:' but that. time has never come. I think I have wafqsd mm, ‘enfwmh and‘ i2.2:-.“.*::.::::.e:..:":.r*i°i.;.°.r...l"*i.:: :22“ be in Amm: iii can you do except either wait longer, or continue working? You ,f’:..5“‘f,.“fhh}l“F“' 3”" m91'l‘16.'!€‘ as you are before. If you dorm ]f‘.V“ _ on I n Wait or help him. you had better ‘-<-no l|*\ another man who has a better Job. DOROTHY DIX ‘::'-'..-.‘.-t-.-.-.-.-2-.1.-l.-i.r , ,. Snappy Fashions :3 For Home Use F-\%VJN -%5%%W%5Vfi555V%'Hu% Whether your career is at home or in an office, you will find many u=es for this pattern. A pretty printed cotton brightens up home chores when made on these slim- ing lines. A dark silk or sheer wool crepe is business like in the office and feels right at home for dinner In town. The unbroken panel line in the front makes you look as slim as a reed and the full- hess below the bustline is flatter- ing and soft For either verainn, a white collar, with or without the ruffle. is attractive and neat, It would be better to make two or three collars for your dark town or office dress. and have a fresh and sparkling one all the time. Style No. 2698 is E ' A for slres 14. 16. 36. 38. 40, and 42 Size 38 requires 3 5-8 yards of 1!) inch material with 1-4 yard of contrasting. Send fifteen (i5ci (coin is pre- fered) for pattern. write plainly your Name. Address and style number He sure to state the size you wish. style No. 2398 Size ... ... ..).. Name street Address City Provlnrv _ I02] Minna’: in the homo. added. with a smile, “if you're de- tcrmzned not to allow me to fling my- self at your head in an effrot to fnr- lmgwn was declarmg. .-This ha; me: as been found to be the worlds gelwand unite right. too—1 suppose I'll have to apologise to my bus and reinstate her in the position she llS’:‘(‘l to occupy—-wife and sweet- heart. as Hoffy says!" "But why u it hopeless?" per- sistcd Florence. He shrugged. “It's a long story. To begin with. she's engaged. as ,ou know I thought at first that Lat .had been a ghastly mistake. whlch providence had chosen me to put ‘rigmi 3"‘ 1'“ W35 I Wm’ W55 mamngi The light of scientific enthusiasm the ghastly mistake." He shook his head "Let's talk about something else’ a 0 0 o a a But Rupert Featherstonc stepped clertly on to the deck of the Ath- lcne Tower. blissfully ignorant cf that converatlon. or of the night. which his fiance had spent azing. not dry—eyed. at the low cell ng of her cabin. thinklng—of another man. Dcrothvand Professor Ellington were waitin to greet him. Rupert ac ed typically I-Ie lrfissed Dorothy's cheek. shook the rxofess- or‘s hand. and produced from under his arm a. large wooden box. I-Ie glanced round. as though fear- ing spyinq eyes. Then with tender "are he removed the lid from the box Hi: rn-n eyes were shining. "There!" said Rupert triumph- In a nest. of Li:sue paper lay B. P '3 is Lack of Education Keeping You Back? Background In a Social "Mint" Peggy pretends indifference to "all that stuff" when Jack talks about books. music. art. The truth is she‘: painfully conscious of her too-brief schooling. afraid she'll betray it. Unnecessary these days to feel shut-off from interesting friends because you missed college. Build a cultural background at home. "But how to start?" you ask. Cultivate the appreciation of many subjects that puts you at fhao scorned. elsewhere. . . _ _ i "There can be no doubt. of it." El- l Pekin man licked to a frazzle! My ‘boy. I congratulate you!" He grin—. ned with almost fiendish glee. andl ‘his black moustache br'stled. “When old Jackson hearts about tl-ii.s—" i “!he‘ll probably Jump off the Empire building." said a cheerful vcice. Profe-‘sor Ellington found Chris- tine Carter, pretty and petite. at his elbow. She wu drawing on a pair of gloves and smiling up at him. died out of the professor's eyes to be replaced by a light of quite a different sort. He thrust the box almost brusquely back into Rupert's hands. Rupert found himself shaking hands with the small twinkling per- son. l..l.ke alrncst everyone else who met Christine for the first time. he dr'ifrli:1iLssed her as a rather pretty c . “Pleasure!" he murmured. Then to the professor: “If we can go to your cabin. sir. there are some notes I'd like to show you———" ‘ “You're Dorothy's fiance. arent you?" asked Christine. Rupert was brought up with a start. He stared- and had the experience of bzlng gripped by the iron hand in the vel- vet; glove which had befallen others who had dismissed Christine too lightly. “She's over there," said Christine brightly. “I'm sure you'll have lots to sav to each other after such a long separation. We won't detain ou." y “Er—thanks very much." Ru rt stammered. He went, feeling ra her bewildered. But further shocks were in store for him. I Dorothy!" he 58.Ld pleasantly: she was at the rail. watching the‘ crane at work. "Had a pieasan tr.p ou . “Yes. thank you." “Gocdl" said Rupert. with care-I fully modified heal-tiness. “Good!‘ i He stopped. finding himself strange- ly at a loss for words. Dorothy didn't seem to have changed a great deal. There should have been l0ts of them to talk about. He had written lorg. fluent letters about his work during their separation. And yet now. face to line. he found himself rather tongue-tied. H5 work! That was it. Dorothy had always shown an absorbing in- terest in his work-—qulte proper in the prospective wife of a scientist. of course. Ru rt cleared his throat. He fumb ed with the box. "Dorothy. this is the skull I found in the Drak-——" “I'm terribly sorry. Rupert!" The words suddenly tumbled out. “I- I've a bad headache. ‘I think if I rested for an hour or so I'd feel much better. Will you excuse me?" She was gone. without waiting for a reply. Rupert stared after her. Then he took off his spectacles and proceeded to polish them—with him. a su'e Ru ert replaced I . spectacles. He foun h'mself confronted by a tan- ned. rather handsome young men of WORSHIP work is devout, and service is divine. who stoop to scrub a floor May worship more Than he who kneels before a holy shrine; Who cruhes stubborn ore More worthily adore Than he who crushes sacramental wine. --Ronajd Campbell Macfie_ Burrs, tnistles grease and veget- able matter are literally frozen out of raw wool by passing it through a cold room in which the tempera- ture is 30 to 50 degrees below zero Large numbers of Roman coin: have been found in southern India, confirming accounts of commerce between the two ancient nations. Parts of cut-out pictures of birds, animals and other objects are pasted on top of one another to produce a three dimen'-ional effect in an instructive new toy for chil- dren. London's metropolitan railway oldest subway, having been opened in 1863 and electrified in 1905. The first real piano was devel- oped in 1709, when an Italian in- ventei a system of hammers which when striking the strings of the harpsichord drew forth marvellous rich tones. An automat in a Northampton. Mass, barber shop delivers a can of worm-bait on insertion of a coin. Fishermen use the service so much that ten children are paid to dig the womis. The Japanese Government is paying $100 subsidy to every motorist who equips his gasoline vehicle with charcoal gas gener- ators. wiirrc PIQUE GOES TO TOWN Slim little jackets of white em- broidered plu_ue with matching ac cessorieé. searched to a cool crisp- ness. are quite flattering to tanned skins, and ultra smart over dark town frocks You might select a short, fitted jacket blouse of eye- let pique, matching short. cuffed gloves, slipcover underarm purse. and clever little streamered hat made entirely of pique flower petals to wear tilted well forward toward the right eye. The Tibetans delight in dancing even though their dances are nothing more than a slow shuffle, with the dancers monotonously circling round each other. Learn to apply rouge a dot at a time, blending one dot care- fu'ly before adding another. The system of applying a lavish quant- ity. then removing the excess with Activities flcult.to know Just. how much of the color is rouge and how much is natural caused by-the rubbing with tissues. Generally speaking. it is a mistake ever to blend rouge below an imaginary line from tip of nose to bottom of ear. If the upper part of your face is nar- row, don't put color too near your nose Regardless of the size and shape of your face, always blend rouge lightly upward toward eyes to avoid a white streaked appear- ance between them and rouged cheeks. Never put a dot of color on your chin and. except for evening, better not tint ears, either. Wales is rejoicing over the successful tests which have been made in converting anthracite coal into gas. A motorbus made a trial run the other day, using pevrol de- rived from coal. The importance of the experiment can hardly be overestimated for the anthracite producing areas of Wales. where there are unlimited supplie; of coal and in recent years very little] market for the products of the mines. Over 400 years ago Leonardo da. Vinci observed that trees in north- em Italy formed growth rings which differed in dry and wet years. To insure unlfonn diameter in fine wire. the wire is drawn through holes in diamond crystals. each successive hole being smaller until the wire is the right size. The Cabbage Rose with its num- erous petals has been cultivated in Europe for 2.000 years. VELOUR. SUIT’ A three-piece velour suite was quite faded and looked so shabby some dye to match the silt was bought. scalded in f!. pint of boiling water and allowed to get cold Then a nail brush was dipped in the mixture. and the suite gone over wit. hit. The result is a suite that really looks new. "—'l.'h‘U'uHuF\-'l.Fi-I-h.'\-J'l-"-"¢'A.'du\H.’*a' How Can I 7 7 (By ANNE ASHLEY) EH" Q. How can I clean out the holes in the coffee holder of the percolator? - Fashions - A. Place some coarse salt. in the container. then hold it under the hot water faucet, and allow the‘ water to wash the coffee deposit Q. How can I mend a rip in an] otherwise good raincoat? ; A Paste a piece of adhesive tape larger than the slit on the under side of the coat. It will not show and the coat will be as good as new. , . How can I make a good‘ linoleum polish? A. Mix one cup of melted paraf- oleansing tissues. not only wa tes rouge, but makes it extremely dif- l fin. two cups of kerosene. and three tablespoons of turpentine. YOUR INDIVIDUAL HOROSCOPE By FRANCES DRAKE book in the section your birthday cornea in. and find what your outlook is. according to the stars. (Copyright. 1939. King Features Syndicate Inc.l -u".‘b'uNf'H'u"a----.......n..... . . _ . s . . . . .. . ....‘-"U'l-’\n'\-‘L . .-vi.-i.-.4.-..~ -.-. -..-« -.-en-.-. -=.-A - -» -. ‘-"..=H'n‘V'b's”\Fb'u'i-'c‘u'luHu'b‘uFu'hHu'l-'ln'\flfi-'5' l . l l 1 For Monday, September 1th MARCH 21 to APRIL 20 (Aries) —Best in several days for fiction and gains in business and work‘ matters. speed ahead and makei edge on you and how you can bet- ter your own chances. You can make a go of your Job as well as they canl 1 OCTOBER. 24 to NOVEMBER ease in any group. Music: find alto“; ms cw-n MR He bunkedl out why some of the great com- A-yes?" positions you hear over the radio "My name's Carter." said Frank. — like Tschaikowsky's stirring He was thinking. in some surprise "Overture i8l2"—were written. that Rupert did not look the part. of The theatre: when you see in the bookworm and the student which famous actress like Greta Garbo in he had imagined. He had Dlctured up for any time you lost last weelt.\ 22 (Scorpio) — Stars ring in a win- Personal pleasures and romance | ner for you—-don't you waste one must sit on the sidelines today. ‘precious minute on non-essentials Iwhen you should be attending to APRIL 21 to MAY 20 (Taurus) l important work! Finances. bus- —Not. too easy for you Taureans ines; development, personal issues the movies. ask yourself what makes her performances so memorable. is it her voice? Her facial expres- sions? The way she seems to live her part’! Your next step? Decide to know more than most people about some me field. Perhaps you're interested in dreams. Study psychology. Our 32-page booklet shown you how to work out an easy, fascinat- ing program of self-education — using newspapers. movies, radio, lihrariel. Gives book lists. of Build Your Own College Back Name of booklet Name street Address and aunt ahwp. Often! "intone" when it may be it Hultliy kidney: filial poison: fu- Send we in coins for your copy ground to The Guardian Home Service. Be sure to write plainly your Name. Address, and the something fall and thin. with a pinched look and a stoop and large but if thought is back of your en- deavors, you should be able to quantities of unruly ha r. ‘ His surprise was intensified when Rupert. smiled at him in the most friendly fashion and shot out a hand. - “Not Prank Carter? This is a great pleasure! A friend of mine. named Reginald Walls, has come all the way from Kenya to see you race. and he has told me a lot about you. May I wish you luck, Mr. Carter?‘ (To be continued) ' Modem Etiquette tn} IOBBBTA um N% Q. Riould A person listen to gossip? A. No When one listen; to gas- sip. it is merely encouraging a bad habit in the other person. It has about people and not things, Kud A Id hence.‘ gossip is the bane of the “.... U c S Q. Isn't it considered inexcus- ab‘e for a guest to be late when A Yes, it is very inconsiderate invited to dinner? M any poop! new sun It got a god - -lfi*'-~¢ll~~"m4*~H*-'*- ii’? .'."“c°...".'§L”'i;..°‘...}."’.‘i'.T°'.§‘°..‘3.°i. “mu” dent. or some such reason. Under those circumstances it would be nconstilerate of the hostess to re- ‘ "ML "um "' ‘“?..:n“"'1:':_ ~em. the guest’: delay. tuyinllio aytlamuul Idle, Iuekailio offal! follow. If also’ well, fry half a nutty the fa Dull’: Ki 1 0-40! , randy. loi ’-"'7 Dodd's KldnoyPi|ls -is -3- la on-n - "om um- gueat.' V J 4"», Q. In a house guest supposed to top her bedroom in a neat con- es. by all means. Other- been wisely said that "Narrow| minded and ignorant persons talk. make some headway, especially in sound propositions and your every- day routine. Avoid extreme: and emotional upsets. MAY It to JUNE 21 (Gemini) -—-Advice to Taurcarls obtains in your case. Gemini friend Observe what your successful competitors are doing and see wherein their methods might improve your work or piano. JUNE 22 to JULY 23 (Cancer) —Intuii.ive matters, investigations. research, work connected with metals and ores, mining and en- gineering, road construction. house- hold dutles among many favored. Money interest; also under bone fio rays. JULY 24 to AUGUST 22 (Leo) -—!.pply yourself to your present buslneu. make ullya ovemen‘ wherever you can and lay plans for future activity. A moderately fortunate day. You, clever Leoite, can make it really productive. t-romfnin for heart interests. AUGUST 23 to swinmm 23 (Virgo) -— Unexpected benefits likely and gain: through patient effort. Don't ask for the Moon and you won't be disappointed but do seek cooperation and you'll get it. Friendly run for social inter- oats. love and domestic Hnnony. S!lP'I'EMBER. N to OUIOBER 23 (Libra)—A firlt rate opeortun-, ity to get acquainted with what those in your own line of bIIEh“"‘.s ‘ favored alike. in doing, what [you than ti-tafyaunglm. __ NOVEMBER 23 to DECEMBER 22 (Sagittarious) _— You'll have need of initiative and considerable patience to get by Check any[ tendency to be sarcastic or ab- rupt. Nothing ls troublesome thatil we do willingly. DECIHWBIEIR. 23 to JANUARY 21 (Capricorn) -— On the approved list: settling disputes, especially between employers and employeesl and between organizaiions. pro- feet: and problems to benefit the public in general: seeking promo-' tion through ability and applica- tion. JANUARY 22 to FEBRUARY 20 (Aquarius) — Ordinary matters. improving real estate and housing. remodeling and renovating. house work. office routine more favor- ed than starting new (if unfamil- iar) undertakings. l='!iB‘R.UAR.Y 21 to MARCH 20 (Pisces) — Come out of your re- tiring self. Piacean. Your planet. Neptune and Mara are in major looti aspects considerable achieve- ment and solid gains in buaineu, industry finance and romance in- dicated. A CHILD BORN ON THIS DAY in singularly favored in hunt. charm, capability. Its fine mind will direct hurt and emotions sanely. tempo:-auly. will be cl '-tickler for law and system anal will be unhappy in inh!‘.ln0"f"0|lI surroundings. with pIrun'.I' lov- 'in¢ cue. you'll be proud of thin; Joint offer has been made by Q King Leopold of Belgium, above. to mediate German-Polish dis- pute. ‘J&% Morning Smile ."q'u'H'..'u'H'ia'='i:'..‘_ _ .. . . .. Rastus: "Dal/s better. I don't. like to see yo‘ all frowned up. But does dat smile mean yo‘ for- gives me?" Mandy: “Stay away man. I'se. lust smilin‘ to rest my face.” “I‘ve firilshed with that girl.’ ' “Why'."’ “She asked me if I danced." “What's so insulting about that?" "I was dancing with her when she asked me" »‘-V5VFs%‘f-V Household Scrapbook a ' (By ROBERTA LEE) . shVV'-"fiN% ' Mending Chi a An easy method of olding the broken p.eces of china together when mending them wl.-‘n cement is the use of narrow strips of ad- hesive tape.“Leave the tape on~ until the china is firm and set and thoroughly dried; then care- fully pull lt off. Testing I-lam -- Literature T; fl ueen Wilhelmina of lloland and ~_;: T Relieve: it hi ' - . the akin. a moat gduiiiiiglilié-t‘-ii:hi'i“h' huh mi cum akin troubles. A m....i of 35 ,—.°;,‘:“ Br-.€ha§s‘_s..0intment 3- THE COOK'S CORNER .-l.r\.'U'}-H-'.-.-.°_ _~ ..... ..-_-.-.-.-l.-.'.-.' Brittle Sweet Pickles 1 peck cucumbers 2 cups salt 16 cup boiling vvatcr Piece alum 5 cups vinegar 8 cups white sugar 4 sticks cinnamon 2 tablespoon: celery seed l-2 cup grated iiorserndash root Method: Split the l‘llt‘lllllllE|’S and pour over them the ml‘ and i‘m boiling water. Let them sxnnd foil week. and don't be (l.~lll.’l_\'(’d aliilf odor or the slimy film that forms ' At the end of that tlmf‘. lil'Illn their and pour over them .t::othcl' ll cups of boiling water in stand fol 24 hours, then drain llllliil. Now for the third 'lillt‘ cove The freshness of ham can be tested by running a clean knife into it, clo:e to the center knuckle. The ham is good if the knife ‘ °°m°-5 °“" sweet and °d°1'1555- bu“ Heat the vinegar iyuh the sugai and salt away. it is not fit for eating it the knife5 cinnamon Cay“... _.;,.p.,_ and ham is smeary and has a strong odor. Paint Odor To remove the odor of ‘fresh paint from a room, place a hand- ful of hay or a few slices of lemon in a pail of water in the room and fellow this to remain ‘ for several hours. WEIEOMEI CROSS STITCH OTTO l *- DESIGN N0. X590 Of the many fomu of welcome none is more heart-warml than this sincere geeting embrol ered in cross-stitch. at iron transfer sheet. l illustration of stitches. suggeszions for colors and com leto instructions. To order this eaign write your name. address and No. x we plainly on any piece of paper and send tn 15 cents in will or stain to mod - yvork Bureau. C‘ latte own Guard- an. To Oharlom.-town Guardian Design No. X 390 NI.mo— ---———--————-— Addre:a——-—-———---— ‘IMHO! INSTANT IA! them again with if; cupx of bOllln| ‘ water in which you linre dissolve a piece of alum about as big as thi r and of your thumb Le‘ .\lf-llld lo: I 24 hours longer. then di-nn again radish. Pour this hmlntg hot ove the pickles and lf‘l '.l‘.r‘ni stand 2- hours more. I RHUBARB (' um rir ’ Two cup: of rlxi it-h cu: lr [ ha'f-inch pieces (‘ner with boilirg water and ‘.1-: stand i‘.\’l minutes. Drain. and tn the illu- barb add the beiitcu ‘ ' 011 eggs. l tablespomi but white sugar. 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