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     Students learn many things 
     
     at UPEI but let's face it, 
     
     much of what an Artsie 
     
     learns is bullcrap. One 
     
     course that should be 
     
     offered to these 
     
     degenerates is the fine 
     
     art of mooching. 
     
    

    
     Perhaps the most funde- 
     
     mental lesson to be 
     
     taught is the act of ap— 
     
     pearing at a friend's 
     
     doorstep around mealtime. 
     
     You can easily oonment 
     
     about having eaten at 
     
     McDonald's three times 
     
     in the last two days, and 
     
     that  next time you 
     
     see Ronald you are going 
     
     to chuck on his shoes. 
     
    

    
     A course such as,  
     
     muld‘béimf‘itir em“  
     
     stupidest of art'sies " 
     
    

    
     (a large papilation) as ' 
     
     it would aid than  
     
     theirjobless futures. 
     
     Of  this should 
     
     be offered only as a 
     
     prerequisite to Food 
     
     101. " ' 
     
    

    
     C.S‘. 
     
    
   
   
    
     We theseoond and third 
     
     year engineers are pleased 
     
     with the performance of 
     
     our Fresh students who 
     
     attended our recent "Gar- 
     
     den Partyéand Tea Social" 
     
     Initiations of every will- 
     
     be engineer was the order 
     
     of the day and the first 
     
     year guys (and gals) 
     
     passed with flying 
     
     colours. 
     
    

    
     The amazing young'uns 
     
     have a great ability to 
     
     hold large amounts of beer 
     
     and can slip down a bot- 
     
     tle full in excellarht. 
     
    
   
   
    
     THE 
     
    
   
   
    
     Letters to Snord 
     
     Dear Cranston: 
     
    

    
     Listen, all I want to 
     
     Jmow is why is there 
     
     no "sunshine girl" on 
     
     the front page of this 
     
     paper?! You call your— 
     
     selves 'fh‘ze Fun" don't 
     
     you? I mean every other 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘ "Sun" in this country has 
     
    
   
   
    
     a sunshine girl and you 
     
     guys don't have anything 
     
     except a picture of 
     
     Mickey Mouse or some— 
     
     thing dumb like that!! 
     
     So let's get with it 
     
     okay? Thanks Bud. 
     
    

    
     U.R. Horn 
     
    
   
   
    
     ' Dear Cranston: 
     
    
   
   
    
     You want to clear up the 
     
     administrations mess at 
     
     UPEI? Here's what you 
     
     do: Get a mass meeting 
     
     of students down at the 
     
     Barn Monday afternoon. 
     
     Blow-the entire Student 
     
     Union's budget for the 
     
     year and give away 
     
     free beer to everyone 
     
     for two days straight. 
     
     You ask how this would 
     
    
   
   
    
     solve the problem? 
     
    
   
   
    
     Well, it wouldn't, but 
     
     by Tuesday afternoon 
     
     who would give a sh-!?! 
     
    
   
   
    
     Y. B . Kuntz 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Engineer's Dictionary _. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Ass-As in Trlfece of" the 
     
     elusive sexual object 
     
     about which little 
     
     is known hence/ the 
     
     term "piece of ass" 
     
     implies fragmentary 
     
     hmledge. ' The seat 
     
     of human pain. The 
     
     object of the verb 
     
     "to shove". 
     
    
   
   
    
     . ENGINEER'S 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Bachelor— An unattached 
     
     male who is a 
     
     lover of females 
     
     in batches. 
     
    

    
     Beer-Lifeblood 
     
    

    
     Bull-Short form for bull— 
     
    

    
     .crap. What you get 
     
     in social science 
     
     courses. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ' ‘au-wazxw' 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘3 .~‘ ..  up. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     In regard to one word 
     
     which has appeared at 
     
     least twice in this 
     
     column (namely bull— 
     
     crap) I apologize, it's 
     
     the dirtiest word they'll 
     
     print! !' 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Bulldozer- A person who 
     
     sleeps through 
     
     psychology class! 
     
    

    
     Oontraceptives— Something 
     
     to be used at 
     
    

    
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     able occasion. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Second year engineers I 
     
     last  held a practice 
     
     for the usually annual 
     
     elevator cram. After 
     
    

    
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     magnetism (S and M) class 
     
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     rowdy Lunatics into the 
     
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