The UPEI SUN. Novmber 1,9. 1981,. page 10 BY Blanchard R. Fags Intranurals last week saw the famed , Seleet squad trounce the Freshemen 6—3 and tie the Brood Street Sophnore's 4—4 after spotting them four goals. The Freshman game saw the debut of Mr.Duncan Hines himself, Scott "Sunaway" {Mac— Donald. Scott is a Faye Dunaway fan and Faye, as we saw Wed— nesday night, is a fan of Scotty. Scotty, who was not trying all nite, immediately started logging ice time. This looks like a potential whip victim because showing up at an intra- mural hockey game is the first sign. It always happens to our newest defensemen, right, Kirk? Ever since the whip caught Kirk,- he has not played. Coach Bubble , Jones says he hopes Scotty‘is baking cakes rather than bus. I can see the whip marks 7_ already. _As for Kirk, rumor has it he is playing for the Engineers. With his lips he would fit in jsut fine with the Engineers. Speaking of Engineers, they finally won a game. This came- - after Steve "Chipmmk" MacLean with the colgate smile, had to gather his ‘ hand up off the sidavalk. As for the engineers, they went everywhere recruiting for players. They are made up of all sorts of losers. They have one player form, the African National Hockey Team. They have a fan players from the BrOken . Cue Cocaine Club. They * “Intram u'ral's even have a player from Club. They even have a freslrmm — old dirty Anus Orford. Anus's job on the firetruck is riding the waterhard hoses. This man is the head of the engineers, and non7 I him why the rest of the engineers follow so closely behind Anus. v The team that the Engineers beat were the hapless Blanchard Hall team. Blanchard Hall seems like the typical Pussy cats. Now let's be honest. flat has Blanchard Hall ever won -* besides the powder puff derby 0r the odd bake show. If Blanchard‘Hall spent half as much time Playing as they did looking at themselves, they would be in the N.H.L. I am really startin‘ g to wander about these boys. I «you should start these‘boys The Vachon 01p, Cakes " . It. is o.k boys, I are/lookin' 9 good. ' But who cares? Nobody goes to saayafflay. I.nxemfly heard that a Blanchard Hall marber ("Sweet . Pea")_ got a hair out of, place , and he still is hot off the injury reserve list. ' One other thing I woul' d like to is how come the Business Scoiety does not have a ' team in the IHL. - Youread the SUN all the ture' and you see the Business Society, shootingtheir faces off. wall, all I have to say is, talk to Vince and see if you can get a team. Then we'll V see how good youare. I x will credit your bOdy a few bones andvdebit your head a few punches. Victory at Dusk Murphy and Iori "Gazelle" Arsenault to the Blanchard 25 yeard line. Coach Doran elected to punt for tie ball game. The rest is history. ' ' Highlights ’- Ruth "Dipsy Doodly" Palmer " and Chris "Wide—Track" Driscoll were leading yard gainers for“ the afternoon; both had over 100 yards. Chris Driscoll, Mien ' asked whether she would rather be at Blanchard than anywhere else. I ‘ sort of thrive on pressure and always have. " Maybe ~ I'll change my mind _ after‘a couple of years." . Jackie Doran has signed a contract with "Selects" of Men's Intramural Football League. Jackie is replacing Tony? Carroll who was fired head coach position“. Mr. easements? ‘ , Mr. Carroll is now doing Head and Shoulders . commercials for Cenent Block Hairstyle Limited. By Agnus Funk Chris "T.D." LeClair recovered a funble in the Blanchard's End Zone, on the last play of the Women's Intramural Foot- ball- Chanpionship Game, to give Daze Students Football Machine a 6—1 victory over "Thunder Blood" Blanchard Hall ladies. Blanchard defensive line of Barb "Hunger" Rowe, Denise "Force" Moore, Janet "Bruiser" Brown and Pam "Tank!" Kelley, Marie "15 pounds over" Alyward, Kathy "Stiffer" Campbell, Mad "Lady" Driscoll, and Jackie "The Boss" Doran. Blanchard scored their only point early in the game off 3rd down punt. With three minutes to play in the game, Blanchard elected to pass on 3rd down and five, the pass was right on the money, but "Cement Fingers" Driscoll dropped the ball in Daze Students' end zone. Dazer's Machine took be coaching the over the ball On their Blandiard Hall Team next own five yard line and year, stated: "Well, marched up the field led everyone has got to be by "Swivel — hips", somewhere and I would Hockey Monday, November 23 . 7:00 P.M. - Freshmen vs Blanchard 8:l5 P.M. — Mean Machine vs Selects BROOMBALL Monday, November 23 V 7 f g » 6:00 P.M. - Biology Club (MEN) TU'e‘sdanyovember 24 {6:00 P.M. 4 Blanchard~ vs_-Daze'Students 7 Wednesday, November 25 - ' 6:00 P.M. - Bernie vs Col's Reds Thursday, November‘26 . m. s 6:00 P.M. - Biology Club (WOMEN) Tuesday, November 24 ‘ 7:00 P.M. - Engineers vs Korakin 8:l5 P.M. - Sophomores vs Marian Wednesday, November 25 . 7:00 P.M. - Sophomoresvvs Korakin 8:l5 P.M. - Mean Machine vs Blanchard Thursday, November 26 7:00 P.M. - Selects vs Marian , . p. IVOLLEYBALL (CO-ED) 8:15 P.M. - Engineers vs Freshmen EAéEELEALE— Wednesday, November 25,l fl. ='“ Monday, November 23 (MEN) ,7230 P.Mz v Biology Club.vslBlanchard 8:00 P.M. - Warriors vs Blanchard .8:30 P.M. - Bernie vs Marian, 9:00 P.M. - Marian vs Engineers ' ‘ » » ~ SCORERS Thursday, November 26 (WOMEN) 7:30 P.M. - Bernie l & 4 vs Daze Students 8:30 P.M. — Bernie 2 & 3 vs Blanchard Canada_4 , , Scotland -,0 z, 7 a: x - Blanchard AHal’l Disco-,King -.--rMitc_hi_,M,'.~.{rphyA \,