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     The Unicorn 
     
    
   
   
    
     Thank you for letting me 
     
     know. how deependable you are. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Jane X 
     
    
   
   
    
     P.S. Are you saying riders and 
     
     writers don’t do it for fun? 
     
    
   
   
    
     P.P.S Who Needs a saddle? 
     
     Bareback is more my style 
     
    
   
   
    
     ology major somewhere after 
     
     February Break. If found, return 
     
     to the Gem. Dave. 
     
    
   
   
    
     To The Wandering Minstral: 
     
    

    
     The Queen Hath Summoned 
     
     Her Jester. Will He Obey Her 
     
     Command? The Fool Hath 
     
     Kissed Her Hand. Will The Min- 
     
     stral Save Her Honour? 
     
    
   
   
    
     To Grover 
     
     Take her to meet your parents 
     
    
   
   
    
     From Tittles 
     
    
   
   
    
     _ Fair Maiden in Distress 
     
    
   
   
    
     To Jane X: One-eyed Scottish 
     
     monster looking for warm, damp’ 
     
     cavern to slip: in and out of. Wet 
     
     wear will be supplied. Scottie. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Happy 21st Birthday Patricia. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Happy Birthday Marie. Don’t Have one for me. 
     
    
   
   
    
     strain yourself, like you did the 
     
     other weekend before, if you know 
     
     what I mean. 
     
    
   
   
    
     From your Buddy 
     
    
   
   
    
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     tert s: 
     
    
   
   
    
     Me 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Jane, No spurs! No bridle! 
     
     It’s bareback all ‘the way. Keep 
     
     your back straight and hold tight 
     
     to the horn. There’s magic to 
     
     be made. The Unicorn (Asking 
     
     Jane the musical question:‘Can 
     
     you play a boss horn for some 
     
     swinging jazz?’) 
     
    
   
   
    
     Students- 
     
     Join the Hate RW club! Ey- 
     
    
   
   
    
     eryone welcome. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Dear VM2 lLacies: The 
     
     “Coolidge Effect” was OK but 
     
     not all it was “cracked” up to be. 
     
     Within herd teasing is more ap- 
     
     preciated! Love, VM2 Gents 
     
    
   
   
    
     Jane, Teleportation? Well, . 
     
     yes. But I need to know the des- 
     
     tination before I wave my wand 
     
     in public. Actually, I don’t need 
     
     any assistance from magic toys or 
     
     props: I can do it off the top of 
     
     my head. How about you? The 
     
     Unicorn (Asking Jane: ‘Get the 
     
     point?’) 
     
    
   
   
    
     _by Berke Breathed 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     seas Ni pe Fallen Angel; 
     
     menTione? ]\ 100K / CHECK MEDC || =. Have you 
     
     IT. / FOOT’ : completed your 
     
     ae es | search for eter- 
     
     ; nal truth and 
     
     purity? The 
     
     Pearly Gates are 
     
     almost closed... 
     
     Gabriel 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     bee aaa pL atecy “ut: Please See Prof. Miles Turnbull — 
     
    

    
     So a ee Se Mae ae , : 
     
     or Phone 566-0392 
     
    
   
   
    
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     Plan to attend the PEI Science Fair, “::.-" 
     
     Friday, April 7th at the Confederation ~~: :. a oe sof Hel Cn 
     
     Centre of the Arts from 9 in the morn- Sat See ee ee 
     
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     scientific projects will be on display, and ‘7 .+ 7. Wednesday, March 29 oN ee 
     
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     prizes, as well as in competition for a "<-" - Modern Language Lounge 
     
     chance to represent Prince Edward Is- oy Oo eee eee ced! 
     
     land at the National Science Fair later as ' 
     
     this year. nevis Ai Ala 
     
    

    
     Please note new location ... Not on Boe Peet STO ie Rea ae 
     
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