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      Dir.
      HAL
      HARTLEY
      (Trust,
      The
      Unbelievable
      Truth)
      USA
      1992
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Sunday,
      April
      4
      at
      2:00
      pm
     
     
      Charlottetown
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      Cinemas
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      THE
     
     
      UPEI
     
    
   
   
    
     
      INTRUDER
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Covers
      the
      Island
      like
      nuclear
      fallout
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      is
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      31,
      1993
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Women's
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      White
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Music
      Editor
     
     
      Elvis
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Contributors
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Jimmy
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      Jokey
      Smurf
     
     
      John
      F.
      Kennedy
     
     
      Cheer
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      Lad
     
    

    
     
      Good-
      Luck
      Bear
     
     
      Mister
      Sandman
     
     
      Monty
      Python
     
     
      Mister
      Chekov
     
     
      Toucan
      Sam
     
    

    
     
      The
      Jolly
      Green
      Giant
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Socially
      Maladjusted
      Blue
      Giant
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Coldly
      Logical
      Yellow
      Giant
     
     
      Tiny
      Tim
     
     
      and
      Eric
      Peterson
      as
      Leon
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      stories
      and
      events
      depicted
      within
      the
      UPEI
      Intruder
      are,
      of
     
     
      course,
      fictional.
      Any
      resemblance
      to
      persons
      living
      or
      dead
      is
     
     
      either
      co-incidental
      or
      coldly
      calculated.
      Surgeon
      General's
     
     
      Warning:
      May
      cause
      spontaneous
      laughter,
      alien
      abduction,
      or
      4
     
     
      resurgence
      in
      the
      popularity
      of
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