FYP
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Week
      in
      Review
     
    
   
   
    
     
      By
      Finley
      Martin
     
    
   
   
    
     
      On
      November
      26th,
      the
      Five
      Year
      Plan
      played
      their
      arch
     
     
      nemesis,
      Dream
      Team
      4.
      A
      hard
      fought
      battle
      ensued.
      The
     
     
      Five
      Year
      Plan
      played
      valiantly
      against
      their
      opponents.
      Atthe
     
     
      half,
      they
      were
      down
      by
      ten
      points,
      but
      they
      would
      not
      be
     
     
      discouraged.
      There
      was
      fire
      in
      their
      eyes.
      They
      would
      not
     
     
      succumb
      to
      their
      enemy
      so
      easily.
      FYP
      mounted
      a
      comeback.
     
     
      Shots
      were
      taken
      and
      rebounds
      were
      ripped
      off
      the
      boards
      until
     
     
      the
      two
      teams
      stood
      face
      to
      face
      with
      the
      score
      tied
      at
      62.
      But
     
     
      Fate
      was
      not
      with
      FYP
      that
      day,
      as
      Dream
      Team
      4
      made
      one
     
     
      -
      last
      hoop
      that
      sealed
      FYP’s
      destiny.
      FYP
      were
      defeated
      by
     
     
      Dream
      Team
      4
      by
      a
      final
      score
      of
      64
      to
      62.
      But
      this
      will
      not
      be
     
     
      the
      last
      time
      these
      two
      teams
      see
      each
      other...
     
    

    
     
      In
      other
      FYP
      news,
      team
      management
      has
      been
      ap-
     
     
      proached
      by
      the
      Philosophy
      Department
      to
      teach
      a
      sessional
     
     
      course
      entitled
      “The
      Five
      Year
      Plan:
      A
      Philosophy
      of
      Enlight-
     
     
      enment.”
      The
      proposed
      course
      outline
      includes
      an
      introduc-
     
     
      tion
      to
      the
      philosophy
      of
      the
      FYP,
      its
      potential
      to
      solve
      the
     
     
      world’s
      problems,
      and
      an
      open
      discussion
      on
      what
      the
      state
      of
     
     
      the
      universe
      would
      be
      without
      it.
      The
      Philosophy
      Department
     
     
      is
      hoping
      to
      have
      Mr.
      Hands
      teach
      the
      course.
      Mr.
      Hands
      could
     
     
      not
      be
      reached
      for
      comment.
      In
      a
      related
      issue,
      Pat
      Perry
      has
     
     
      been
      asked
      to
      teach
      a
      Religious
      Studies
      course
      entitled
      “An
     
     
      Introduction
      to
      Rustico
      Buddhism.”
     
    

    
     
      ...And
      if
      you
      wanted
      to
      know
      what
      the
      Five
      Year
      Plan
     
     
      wants
      for
      Christmas,
      here’s
      a
      copy
      of
      the
      letter
      they
      wrote
      to
     
     
      Santa:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      After
      two
      successful
      thane
      '§
      NEX
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Panther
      Prints
      @*
      Sports
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dear
      Santa,
     
    

    
     
      We
      know
      that
      we
      may
      not
      have
      been
      the
      best
      boys
      this
     
     
      year,
      but
      we
      have
      tried
      really
      hard
      to
      play
      our
      best
      on
      the
      court
     
     
      and
      behave
      ourselves
      (somewhat)
      off
      the
      court.
      Would
      you
     
     
      please
      be
      so
      kind
      as
      to
      give
      us
      these
      things
      for
      Christmas:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Sponsorship
      from
      Nike;
     
    

    
     
      Make
      acting
      team
      spokesman
      Dave
      Christian
      the
      official
     
     
      team
      spokesman;
     
    

    
     
      Dr.
      Jay
      haircuts
      circa
      1976;
     
    

    
     
      A
      year
      supply
      of
      Ginseng;
     
    

    
     
      The
      ability
      to
      leap
      tall
      buildings
      in
      a
      single
      bound;
     
    

    
     
      To
      never
      miss
      a
      shot;
     
    

    
     
      The
      prozac,
      electrotherapy,
      and
      psychiatrist
      bills
      be
     
     
      covered
      under
      Medicare;
     
    

    
     
      Fame
      and
      fortune.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Thank
      you
      very
      much.
     
     
      The
      Five
      Year
      Plan
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PS
      Mr
      Hands
      would
      like
      a
      lifetime
      supply
      of
      meat
      fries
     
     
      (British
      style).
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Okay...
      $0
     
     
      NEXT?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEI
      Theatre
      Society
     
    
   
   
    
     
      do
      for
      an
      ENCORE
     
     
      COME
      OUT
      AND
      HELP
      US
      DECIDE
     
    
   
   
    
     
      END
      OF
      SEMESTER
      GENERAL
      MEETING
     
    
   
   
    
     
      to
      plan
      the
      Winter
      Semester
      Production
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Thursday,
      Dec.5
      /
      3:00pm
     
     
      Alumni
      Gym
      (Upstairs)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ALL
      ARE
      WELCOME!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      If
      you
      can't
      make,
      but
      want
      to
      put
      in
      your
      two
      cents,
      contact
      Bruce
      Barton
      at
      566-0743
      or
      bbarton@upei.ca
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      December
      3,
     
    
   
   
    
     
           
     
     
        
     
     
           
     
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      what
      does
      the