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     Intramurals ‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     By: Ty Cobb 
     
    

    
     Men's intramural 
     
     action opens this week, 
     
     and if the results are the 
     
     same as last year the 
     
     Selects should clean up 
     
     everything but the 
     
     kitchen sink. 
     
    

    
     In softball, Marion 
     
     Hall and Blanchard Hall 
     
     look just as bad as ever. 
     
     With- no pitching corps and 
     
     with a hole in right 
     
     field the size of the 
     
     Grand Canyon, thesehteane 
     
     could not beat the Rocky 
     
     Point Micmacs. 
     
    

    
     Shane "Errorful" 
     
     Monaghan will start a 
     
     new squad made up of 
     
     Broken Cue attendants 
     
     and gas attendants. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Shane's team missed more 
     
     fly balls that any other 
     
    
   
   
    
     team last year. Speaking 
     
    
   
   
    
     of balls, Shane doesn't 
     
     have any. 
     
    

    
     For fun, the Selects 
     
     will grand slam the other 
     
     teams in the league. 
     
    

    
     They have a big abusive 
     
     left hander' in Scott 
     
     "Miller Titre" McDonald, 
     
     and a great releiver in 
     
     Chris Cross Hennessy. 
     
     They also have two great 
     
     ex—BEE's in Gerry "Ty 
     
     Cobb" Moore and "Big 
     
     Bubble" Jones. And, of 
     
     course, let's not leave 
     
    
   
   
    
     out myself. 
     
     Flag football also 
     
    
   
   
    
     starts this week. The 
     
     teams. to watch out for 
     
    
   
   
    
     here are the Engineers 
     
     and Blanchard Hall, but 
     
     Bernadine could beat both 
     
     of these teane. Anyway, 
     
     teams that are good in 
     
     this sport are only guys 
     
     who are not man enough to 
     
     play tackle football. 
     
     Speaking of tackle .. 
     
     football, light practises 
     
     begin this week and 
     
     practises with gear start 
     
     next week, with some games 
     
     on the weekend. , This 
     
     should be a good season 
     
     and Selects look the best 
     
     here also. Other teans 
     
     will include M&M, and 
     
    

    
     a Blanchard and Marion 
     
     Hall combo, with talk 
     
    

    
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     The Selects have 
     
     picked up Gerry Moore, out 
     
     of Colonel Gray, UPEI, and 
     
     UNB, is looking for his 
     
     fourth Rookie of the year 
     
     award. You see, Moore's 
     
     high salary has folded 
     
     three mains already. 
     
    

    
     Commissioner Vince 
     
     Mulligan said we can - 
     
     afford the big ogre though. 
     
     If the Selects do fold 
     
     this year is will be  
     
     alias Gerry more's fault. 
     
     Some other good prospects 
     
     are Neil Connaughton, 
     
     Gomer Redmond, and Bill 
     
     Doucette. Chuckles 
     
     Smith also looks good 
     
     as a nose guard on the 
     
     defense. 
     
    

    
     The only remaining 
     
     thing to say is that I 
     
     hOpe to hear the sound 
     
     of broken bones on ‘ 
     
     Marion, Blanchard, and 
     
     Colonel Gray as the » 
     
     Selects will give them 
     
     a nice warm welcome to 
     
     the Intramural Tackle 
     
     Football league. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Freshies daze 
     
     Uppers ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     This year's fall 
     
     intramural sports had a 
     
     good start. The first 
     
     softball game to kick 
     
     off the season was a 
     
     surprise with the 
     
     Freshmen Daze Students . 
     
     defeating the Dazed 
     
     Upperclassnen. The 
     
     game was close with a 
     
     score of -6-5 until the 
     
     last inning. 
     
    

    
     The Freshmen cane 
     
     out of their fog, some 
     
     even missing their shoes, 
     
     with eleven powerful 
     
     hits. This was an act 4 
     
     too hard for the Upper+ 
     
     classmen to follow. The 
     
     final score was 16-10. \ 
     
     It looks like the 
     
     Upperclassmen's "superior 
     
     intelligence" didn't 
     
     come through. 
     
    

    
     -— The fall intramural 
     
     season will also include 
     
     outdoor soccer and flag 
     
     football tournaments. 
     
    

    
     It is still 
     
     undecided as to which 
     
     which league the Mens 
     
     Engineers will play. 
     
    

    
     The other men's league 
     
     doesn't feel that the, 
     
     Engineers are much 
     
     competition. (lice the 
     
     girls got a look at them 
     
     they decided they were 
     
     too weak for them, also. 
     
     Sorry, engineers, you're 
     
     better off sticking with 
     
     your own kind. '  ‘ 
     
    

    
     . Hope to see everyone 
     
     out on the field. It : 
     
     promises to be a good"