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     Let me begin by informing 
     
     everyone that my column of 
     
     last week began with the word 
     
     NEXT! The first half of that 
     
     piece of journalistic amaze— 
     
     ment was written by an inde— 
     
     pendant band of repdrters 
     
     with whom I have no communi— 
     
     cation. Thank You. 
     
    

    
     ' Some early leaders have 
     
     emerged in "The Ugliest Man 
     
     on Campus" contest. Gordon 
     
     Pierce, well—known photogra— 
     
     pher at large received the 
     
     very first vote. Dave MacRae, 
     
     intellectually stimulating 
     
     but physically lacking edi— 
     
     tor of this paper, horded 
     
     some early votes from mem- 
     
     bers of the Cadre staff. Gar 
     
     Rankin got one very stern 
     
     vote. Bob Palmer, orgeish 
     
     freshman offensive tackle on 
     
     the football team achieved 
     
     a semblance of notoriety by 
     
     being the first to receive 
     
     a block of votes. And Dick 
     
     Young received one vote, sub: 
     
     mitted by his wife. Voting 
     
     ends on Friday so keep those 
     
    
   
   
    
     nominations coming in; final 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     results next week. 
     
    

    
     Word has it that some in—. 
     
     fluential members of the Stu- 
     
     dent Union have obtained a 
     
     voodoo doll in the likeness 
     
     of Mike Hennessey, station 
     
     manager of CIMN. Mike, a 
     
     somewhat repugnant but high- 
     
     ly energetic fellow, is 
     
     really quite entertaining 
     
     when pissed. Judging by the 
     
     way he's been ranting and 
     
     raving (like a punch—drunk 
     
     madman) around the station 
     
     recently, apparently the Stu— 
     
     dent Union elite have been 
     
     inserting the pins and emas— 
     
    
   
   
    
     . culating the doll, most lik- 
     
    
   
   
    
     ely in the head region. In 
     
     any case Mike has stated un- 
     
     equivically that he will not 
     
     kiss the proverbial ass of 
     
     the Student Union. With an 
     
     attitude like this he may 
     
    
   
   
    
     find himself up the proverb- ‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     ial creek. Give 'em hell. 
     
     Have classes become more 
     
     boring this year or is my 
     
     imagination deceiving me? I . 
     
     recall in particular a sav- 
     
     agely boring place where the 
     
    
   
   
    
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     oodoo, Variety, and the 
     
    
   
   
    
     monotony was broken only by 
     
     crude attempts to draw the 
     
     instructor's likeness-or by 
     
     the utterance of a natural 
     
     bicbgical noise . Professors 
     
     should realize that a normal 
     
     person (students usually 
     
     fall into this category) can 
     
     not sit and listen to an in— 
     
     sipid drone of useless facts 
     
     for 50 minutes. Now, if cla- 
     
     sses were only more relevant 
     
     such as: Human Sexual Rela—‘ 
     
     tions, Getting Rich Quick, 
     
     Abnormal Sexual Desires, or' 
     
     Obtaining the Big Three (Mo— 
     
     ney—Booze—Sex); then one ’/ 
     
     would see increased enthuSi- 
     
     asm of both students‘and ins 
     
     structors, plus a much bet— 
     
     ter attendance record. This 
     
     would be wonderful. The pure 
     
    
   
   
    
     essence of scholastic achiev— 
     
     ement and thought. Future 
     
     historians would look back 
     
    

    
     at the 1970's as the enligh— 
     
     tenment period of higher 
     
     learning. It could change ‘ 
     
     the World. Hmmmm. I must sub— 
     
     mit this to the Aims and Ob- 
     
     jectives Committee. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     V“ x r. The Cadre, Oct. 14, 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
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     'can say about the Barn cof- 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     A few words about this 
     
     year's edition of the Barm 
     
     The food seems O.K. but tm 
     
     flies breed like locusts.1 
     
     found a hair in my french 
     
     fries the other day. Howev 
     
     the milk shakes are excelL 
     
     ent. One can be rather seL 
     
     ective about the company 0 
     
     keeps when at the barn be- 
     
     cause of the random cross 
     
     section of people who fre— 
     
     quent the place. Girls, bm 
     
     beautiful and ugly, jocks 
     
     and fags both intelligent 
     
     and feeble (two Bernadine 
     
     girls believe feeble—mindm 
     
     men are in abundance this 
     
     year). The Barn seems to a 
     
     tract everyone and its a 
     
     good place to rap. So go m 
     
     er and give them the busine 
     
     Also the Barn features many 
     
     flavors of coffee; from bm 
     
     to worse. But one thing yw 
     
    
   
   
    
     fee — it's always hot. And 
     
     the beer has an easily rev 
     
     ognizable consistency. 
     
     Chow, 
     
     .Kip