An Attic . . ‘I GUING UUT 0F BUSINESS ' PIIIGES‘ Everything in this hi m‘ colivc our OF \ u.‘ _, , rhk \ \\\- \ THE Salt - Shaker the Store Going at Glorious Bargains Dress Goods I ~ Silks Ladies’ Suits and Goats l \‘ . \\\“‘ i iil \ r’- Qv\ his 1.'\'IUIN l1 ‘ is} W / s\\\\\\\\\\ t {NI \\'.\\\ ~\~ I ‘ -.\\\\‘ \ “. 5/ CHARLOTTETOWN GUARDIAN USINE lll / . N j it. IILI. UUN NEW FALI. MILLINEIIY AI" LESS snrunnrr ron nrnr seine our or, s PATONS‘ LIMITED CIATI’! WIIILI IUDGIT 0P ITOI-IIB ABOUT FAMOUS PIOPLI a I '2. TNIIN MIIIIEIIS g’ W. W. Owen J. McLaren Li“ IRIS SS PRICES GUING UUT til BUSINESS PIIIGES I TUIINY 0N GLUTNINII ladies’ Goats Dresses Sweater’. Fur Goats Underwear Stockings I nnrers USINESS RGAINS s uidators. . ——I!-— W.-0RTON TEWSON A has!!! Kevin] story: Two Arabians sat down to dinner. ' -- had five loaves, the other three. ~ strmser Fleeing by desired to eat - them. which they agreed to. The dined. laia down eight pieces lllflfley find departed. The prop- - ' of the ave loaves took up five -'»~ and left three for the other. 11° 011M018! Md insisted on having heir. 1 u e e The cause tame before Ali. the Ca- llh of Bagdad, who gave the follow- iudgment.’ ' "Let the owner- cf the five loaves vs seven places of money. and the -'- of the three loaves one; for. We divide the eight by three they Ike twenty-four parts. of which he ho laid down the five loaves had "can. while he who had laid aowh 1119 three had only nine. As all fared like and eight shares was each man's 111ml. the stranger are seven parts ' the first man's property and only “e I-lebllllingto the other. The money 1'1 Justice mrut he divided according- . I I T“ men. .600 from Harvard. the ' 11¢!‘ 1mm state, were havingralittle rruiheht. Tris Yale man tJ-ioughthe “timid a rather superior sir-about - MIWNIIIQJO he gently but firmly remarked: "with mums with_ you ' lrvard men ia-tilat you are inclined ' he anobblfll." ‘ ‘mt u set so." replied the latter. 1 "Why when I rowed on the crew. I knew every man 1n the boat except three down in the stern." O O O ‘There arc delightfully intimate peeps at the Roosevelt family at iome in "All in the Family" by Theo- dore Roosevelt. now Governor of Porto Rico. Also several new anec- dotes about the most famous of them all both when his own children were growing up and later when he gravely took his grandson Ted. downto that haven of delight. the pig pen. "Ted's memory." wrote the Presi- dent w his son Theodore. "was much clearer about the pigs than about me: he greeted me affabli’. 1W1 111911 9"" qulggd or a delighted bystander: ‘What is that man's name"!" ' O O O As everyone knows r-resident Roose- velt was a really distinguished ama- teur scientist. This bent of his» de- veloped early as the followinl 5W’! goes to prove: ‘ "Once when a child." relates Gov- ernor Rloosevelt. "Father put. a colllllfl of dead mice in the icebox, intcndlnl to eluh them the hext any. His m0- ther. hearing about this from the waitress, ordered them. thwwn 0111'- Father- aged eisht. W” lbw" ""1 grieved.’ He exbllhlfli l0 Ill! 8111111‘ mother thstby her action she was “mugging the and: o‘! science.’ " O Picnics have all"?! b9"! P119111" with the Roosevelt family- OBNVM“ the President's children were smell they went nicnicins 011 11°"! “w” 11g. dgy was V01’! 110i. Walldefllll along the beach a din in the W” was proposed. But they had no bath- ing suits and as boys and 111'" Wm present ti» riimoruty will“ 1'11"" mountable. Great was their disall‘. pointment until "Father slid that» W9 could all bathe in our clothes." O O I They hsd s sorrow 111M 1" i" water. lather and all. and then went back to the that when Im- "m" welt awaited them. The enamels shay presented ma! 1* 1m"1"4' many alps "to keep the cold out." In the days when , there were horse- drawn vehicles. was sitting on the curbstcnc. with a badge in one hsnd_ and a whip 1n the other. He looked solemnly first at the badge-every “b” we a badge with his license number on lie-and then v. the whip. and than st the aurroundinl IIMQ- A puflad look mead over his face. at the number of his badle. “if I am When they Bot back home to Saga- more. Mrs. Roosevelt got out the Ja- maica ginger bottle to give them all a dose to "keep off colds." O O O Now jamalca ginger was not a rav- orite medicine with the Roosevelt kid- dies and thfiy lPWflled to father to get them of! it. r-re looses‘ at them quiirzlcally. "Children," he said. "I dont dare interfere. f shall be very fortunate if she does not ‘give me ginger too." ,O I O "Blather hated large centrepieces." says-Govemor Roosevelt. "He used to maintain that hehad married mother becsilhe he liked to look at -her and did not see why at table she should be concealed behind a mass of foli- age. Once he confided to my wife: “Eleanor. the large table decora- tions ire ridiculous. If we go on .s picnic we do not select a bush and then sit around it in a circle to have iunch'l" . O Ari amusing incident in a case tried at the Old Bailey is related by Lewis Melville in his reminiscences "Not All the Truth." One of the witnesses up- on whom the prosecution relied was a Frenchman. and though counsel put a question to him several times. he failed to grasp the import. Un- daunhd. the lawyer tried him with aeverslrronch expressions. but still the witness failed t0 understand. Then spoke the judge to the witness: "no learned’ counsel is under the impression that he is speaking French to you." ‘ OOO A London cabby. who had taken too "New." he said w himself. looking cheered up a little. “Ii I am not 5648, I have found a whip." O O O And hcre is a story fur billiard players. It was told to Levis Mel- ville by James Welch, the actor. Welch was playing pool one night with an elderly Anglo-Indian Colonel1 when the Colonel became remlnlsctnt. years ago." he said, "I was staying‘ at a frontier station. We had an old} table with bunkers Oll it. and Ell the! balls were old and looked very much‘ the same color." "But how did you know what color- ed ball you had potted?" Welch ask- ed. ' "The marker knew," said the sol- dier. ' "But if they all looked the same color?" pursued Welch. "Oh." said the Colonel. "the mark- er knew them by their shapes." O O O The origin of the term “Dixie," as applied to that part of the United States lying to the south of the Ma- son Dixon line, goes back to the days —-neitrly a century ago-when ten d-sl- lar notes issued by the Banque dcs Citoycns at New Orleans were printed in English on one side and in French cn the other. says Oarnett Laidlaw Eskew (in "The Pageant oi the Pack- ets"). In large letters, that "hit you in the eye.“ on thc back ol each note was engraved "DIX" — the French word for ten. ' All the steamboetmen when in New Orleans did their banking at the Banque des Cltoyens. Unlettered as many of them were they pronounced DIX as it was spelled. The town where the "dixies" came from they called “clinic's land." "I'm going down the river after dixies," said the fiatboatmen. a-i-a A Woman’s Mediciri l I of the Mason “I used to lilay a gQOd deal many,‘ —-son of a friend-hand of asking him ‘light-colored puttees when an ::old The term “Dixie! land" came gradually to be applied to the whole ‘ section in which dixies had the larg- Qest circulation. and later it embraced lail the United States territory soutli Dixon line. O O O Btefannson. the Arctic explorer, 1 tells of meeting a little chap. aged six what he was going to be when he grew up. “An Arctic explorer," replied the boy promptly._ Greatly interested. Stefannson pressed the boy for an explanation. "Well. you see." said the youngster. "all the water around there is frozen. so you don't have to wash your face every morning." ' - nee A story the Prince of Wales loves to tell against himself has it, that early in the World War he was standing one day near a company of infantry and waiting to go up the line. wear- ing a new khaki uniform and very Sweat." near by. looking at, him and thinking him a new ofilcer "just out," remarked to his pal: "He's a nice looking young chap. and I bet he can sing all right." The slender legs of the Prince and his canary-colored putiees were res- ponsible for "Tommy's" quip. O O O During the Prince of Wales‘ stay in Panama he attended a dance and it was noticed that he chose as his partner a very pretty girl whose danc- ing greatly pleased him (relate W. and L. Townsend in their book about the Prince.) After a time some of the more important feminine guests be- gan to show signs of unrest and it was communicated to the Prince that his partner was but an assistant 1n s drug store. Of Great Virtue Alas-your bloodless face lndicates1 trouble. Your watery blood mennces your health. What you need is the‘ toning. cleaning assistance of Dr. lls- | miitonb Pills. They will ciesn out‘ the bile that makes your skin so. murky-they will put new life into the stomach. brace up digestion and malre you est. sufficient food w get. s] blood supply ahead. To look your best. and to feel the benefits of good health. use Dr. Hamilton's Pills fre- "we" were hot mvler- semis"! gather," igaila quently. BOId by dealers. V"An assistant in_s drug store!" he said. "Well. it must be s jolly good drug store!" _ _ _Afterwards he fulfilled his "dut dances." and then returned-to the partner of his first choice. In a round of golf ‘at the west Nor- to silly on the‘ tricks of a colleague. walksstraight up to a ball and hits it. I told him he should have a little more patience and take more Ume over his putts. ‘advice kindly. Anyway. when the coffee." a Think of ‘this: opp men twenty years to lift the mon- and weighed B8’! tons. One has been found weighing 1200 tons. says Stuart Chase. in "Men and Machines." O _O O There is the greatest solidarity among magicians, declares A. H. Ko- ber (in "Star Tums"). For instance: Houdini had an engageme sen. Germany. and was fetched from the train by a fellow artist who had known him years ago in America. The train arrivedeariy in the morning, and when the two artists arrivedat their lodging they found that the garden gate was still closed. "Wait a moment." said Houdini to his friend. “I'll see if we‘ can not get ln." . ' ' ' The friend turned his back and it took only three seconds for Houdini to unfaaten the gate. The conven- tions of the crlt do not. allow one rrr rnrznronrnu in 153-‘ I think he took my‘ game had ended and I had won. he ‘ stood me a beer in the clubhouse,‘ though I noticed that he only took ‘ In 3050 B.C., the first stone mason- two weeks l’! had not been laid. Yet within 150 " ation in the P. E. I. hospital. but all Y"?! @110 Kflllldflit lllilllllmellt 91/91‘ l that was done could not savg hm- built by man was raised to stand 1m- 1 mutable 1h the desert. it took ioit- ‘ Ing the eartli. She W38 R dPvrVQri Bob. “but I don't like the way he ‘a resident of Hyde Park fur a zrcal number of years. She is survived b: two sons. Joseph and Isadore .111. several grandchildren. ' MRS. FRANK BURHOE ‘over the death of Lily Christina, l1»;- loved wife of Frank R. Burhoe of Alexandra. P. E. 1.. in Lhc 28th _\‘i".l2‘ of her age. She 11nd been ill about. had unrlcrgonc an ops"- frcvm the monster‘ death now .§\\'(‘7.‘l\- little wife and mother and 10.11:‘ 0111111‘! b10616 0i i115 Grill Pyfllilld i to the care of her Heavenly Fatinr by some combination of levers and ‘a 5orrgwlng husband and U“, 5m: planes. A single stone for the Colos- children. Raymond age 7. and Rl(‘Il~ 5115 91 3511115595 11 W58 51KB’ 199i 111811 i ard. age 4, also hoi‘ father. flvc sis- ll tcrs and three brother-s. Hor l'a"1"r. Mr. H. H. Crosman oi Snuihporz. .was in Newfoundland at the time of l her d-eath. and her body was cm- balmed and kept uhtu his fli'l‘1\'.lI The funeral took place on Ocr. m. from Alexandra. Her sisters arc M:'.'-. George Yorston of Georgetown; Mrs. Sarah Campbell Andrew. Tor- onto; Mrs. I-lelerl P. Sheridan. Lon- ack. N’. J.; Mrs. Alice S. War-nor. Lenack. N. J.; and Rosalce at. home with her father. Her brothers arr‘ William. of Sydney. N. S; Wallaru of Stamford. Conn. and VlCLOl‘ of Delphi. N. Y. By her own requast she was laid to rest beside her mu- ther in the people's cemetery. l-lcr mother passed away ninr years rim. The funeral service was conducted bi: J. H. Hamill of Alberton. P. E. I.. a representative of the Intcrnationrl Bible Students Association. He rook his texts from John ll: 25. 26; l Cor. l5: 12. 26; Acts 17: 30: Gut. 2: 7; Gen. 3: l. 6. Then gave 1h:- Bibi-r explanation of the dcctrineo! Ill“ hiss. naevnmsr mas sunnauur .11.‘... rm Times) ing. was held Monday momlng fromf the home ofl her son. Joseph Mc- l Vinney of ises River street. folk Golf Club's course the Prince played against Bob Lake. a ‘ll-year- old gardener-mules tne~game not told his cronieathat while the Prince was a good golfer he needsdmore practice. A requlemhigh maas was calbra- tad in the Church of the Most Pre- cious ‘Blood. by Rev. James Donog hue. Interment was in the family lot in PMIVIOW . cemetery. Mrs. Mcvtnney. who was s native Ransom. death and the resurrection. the establishment of Christa King- idom now in progress and the glor- ThQ gum"; o; M", ggghgmg Me. ' ious day of restoration for all man- Vinney. who died last Friday even- Kind- God has promised ii glorious day lAnd by faith we now sce it. draw near: Our Redeemer has opened the n-ay. And soon will 1i‘s glory appear. In the sweet bye and bye. We shall meet to be parted no more. There the dead shill arise from the; tomb. . 1 d.Pl'ig_,~HIId1lIll5a—&d-IIOW aha the living tglbealtb be rsstorady,’ On Oct. 5 a wave of sadness arose _ .",<'§'%.E.L2@ ‘ was’ And array frciil all sorrow _' efiitclwlk 'l'lrey'il be led by the lifeglffif Lord 111 the sweet bye and by'c.,'"'§. The pail hczi1'ci's were Gallon Bur- i102. Lloyd Burlrric. Cl1c.z‘.e'r'_Bui'h0e. N_\1'i Burhue, Wallace Burhoe and Samuel Yorstoli. . blur-h sympathy rrrlzs exptesssd in ' _ '11s llorzrl irrizrrir“; of urealhsdrom " 11121113111! airl rnrlcircii. 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