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     I am the very model of a modern college president. 
     
     :l'm always on the job, though nearly’always a nonresident. 
     
     I tour about the country to assemblies;gastronomical ' ,. 
     
     And make all sorts of speeches from sublime to broadly comical.~ , - .t 
     
     r I keep the trustees calm and the alumni all benevolent, ” V 1 I 
     
     Restrain all signs of riot and pub1icity malevolent; ; - _ . 
     
     I know the market value of each wage-slave professorial, - . r“ 
     
     , And how much less he'll take for'honorarium tutorial; ~ . VI 
     
     ll'm on to all the low intrigues and rivalries divisional, ‘ $1 w.nx ~_ ‘ 
     
     K ‘ - And on the budget how I wield my fountain-pen excisional! v . 
     
     .f So though I pile up mileage being generally nonresident 
     
     .5 V , 'l'm the very model of‘a modern college presndent! 
     
    
   
   
    
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     I mix with all the business kingse-the Lions and the Rotary, ' ’ ’ 
     
     0f heiresses and oil tycoons I am very hopeful votary. g 
     
     l'm fond of giving dinners in a layout that is squiffycal I, ' 
     
     And talking on the radio in accents quite pontifical. 
     
     I use the phrase “distinguished guest” at every opportunity, - 
     
     I welcome all alumni to my parlor every.June at tea. 
     
     I've shaken every human hand that's manicured and squeezable, 
     
     I pass the hat'among the rich, the buck wherever_feasible! 
     
     So though I pile up mileage being generally nonresident, 
     
     I am the very model of a modern college president! 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Harold A, Larrabee , i , 
     
    
   
   
    
     IOOIII 
     
     _"i want to 
     
     go down to the 
     
     sea. 
     
     and see the 
     
     way my soul 
     
     has moved. 
     
     i want to sit 
     
     and muse, 
     
     awhile on the’ 
     
     waves, and 
     
     drown my tears in 
     
     their froth. 
     
     i want tog 
     
     watch a 
     
     'storm come 
     
     in and 
     
     see in it 
     
     reflections 
     
     of the violence, 
     
     frustrations, 
     
     within me. 
     
     and after 
     
     the storm, 
     
     both of us 
     
     will be 
     
     peaceful. 
     
     and calm. 
     
    
   
   
    
     y. vanessa willis