":"w ; 2? N, 1:}, . . 51": r, . ' 45x #2, 7- . Professors Theend of term. A time ’for reflection. It is a fact, and it’ happened again just. yesterday, that occasionally when I am explaining something to a class, something I believe in, scmething true, and I. see the students taking ~ 7 it in, concentrating, one perhaps nodding, an— other smiling slightly ,in the recognition of a point at Once obvious and new, I get a shiver down thespine. It"S‘true._ - In the current ‘climate, unfortunately, it would be asked whether such shivers could be quantified and fed into the financial calculations. But could-it be that there is more to this job than being counted, more even than the next pay raise, or the next cutback? In A Man For All Seasons, the; movie version with Paul Scofield, {fie isa scene in which an. ambitious young man, wm'hasalready proved himself a fine teacher asks the influential Sir Thomas More'toget him a post in the court of Henry Vlll.' More tries to dissuade him, arguing the corruption of politics. ‘ . ' ” ‘ ' "Be a teacher; Richard,’ "You're a good one". ' "But who will km» it?" y . . ~_ "Your students will 1mm it. So Will you. So will Not a'badaudience, that." ‘ The absence of the Promotion Committee from this list is surely Striking. And closer to home, what of that scene in the Miracle Worker, in which the blind and deaf. little Helen Keller hasone handunder the pimp'andtheother in‘ the hand of- Annie Sullivan, who -'-_ perhaps for the hundredth weary time - finger—signs W - A—T—E- R? In ahearte-stomingmmentof insight, Helen realizes that what she feels in one-hand is the'same asth she feels in the ' other, that there is :a'gift we call language, / and that in the, universe has a name. This is finest the play beyond . doubt, but there is very fineone a fewf ‘ minutes- later.‘ by In a frenzy, Helen now demands the name of everything she touches: 3%, dress, ground,step. .' then mother, father. . . then Helen. Fin' ally she, turns back to Annie Sullivan herself. And Annie spells out "not heroin name, but : - T — E - AI-—'C'- H -‘ E — R. A glorious and humbling went. ;. * ' he says gently ,. _. , ‘w a“ > ~ 4 ‘\ “ éCer'rLent—e—W _ The Professor — leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. v , Is faster than a speeding bullet. Gives policy to God. 7 ‘ .. The Biology Student — Leaps short buildings in i a sing e un . Is more powerful'than a switch engine. Is ju'st as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water when the sea is calm. Talks to The P011. Sci. Student - Maps short buildings ~ With a running start and favorable winds. Is - almost as powerful as a switch engine, but not quite. Is faster than» a speeding BB. Walks on water an indoor swimming pool. ‘Talks with God if special request is apprm'ed. . The Education Student — Barely clears a qmnset hut. loses tug-of—war with locomotive. Can fire a, speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by God. The Chemistry Student - Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap tall buildings. Is run over by locomotives. Can sometimes handle ‘ . .a gun without inflicting self—injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals. _ The Engineering Students - Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotives two out of three times. Is not issued ammunition. Passes water. Talks to walls. The Business Student _- Sleeps against mud huts. ~ Has the brains of a locomotive. Speeding bullet does not impair‘empty head. Communications with septic " The Arts Student - Lifts tall buildings and walks underneath than. Kick locomotives off the tracks.Catch speeding bullets with their teeth and eat them. Freezes water with a single glance. God's chief advisors. Panther Lounge Bar Monday—Thursday 7:30—I2:30 _, , ~ Friday Happy Hour 4:00—7:00 \ - ~ Reg. Prices 7:30-12:30 we Backgammon, Crib, Cards. world's best video games= $3 3) Ripp-Off 5 foot Video Screen Cable Vision For all Sporting Events etc. Every Friday at Hour — 2 new movies every week, 50¢ Admission. Movies ! !' ' against the engineers. -.- that D.H.D. stinks bad. ’ - that pinhead Paul now sleeps outside. ,- that everyone was. lit after the 107'Christmas tree was decorated. ‘- _‘ ' ‘ ‘ - that now lays anudderyhead in da ‘ "' , \ _md. ‘ . .- y, Y . 5:. V :_that the man in 302 is finally able to pooh. - that [a oertain first floOr,‘Bernadine don skips the first half ofwflouse Committee meetings to ' be her most gorgeous guy. v '13131: the Human Laura is-a very "straight" ’ e that a miminegash who-has had/the experience says that "it is best to ‘go to write math tests vwith ahangover. A: ‘ ‘ v a . _ -' that Writi‘é‘loves to Work the hockey games v . » " 1 r that wimped out the hockey game ._\ .w .- n ‘ mu FIWH ‘Jownu - that the pub following the hockey game on' Saturday night was the best ever. - that Pisstank went on 'er again this weekend. - that Jane Hickey and Kathy Arbing are Winter Carnival C0—Cnairpersons. . I. -' that~Professor is now spelled with "two f 's" j-. that engineers aren't really all that bad. - that tWinsare born on the same day. - that exams start in 7 days. Head for the library, " ' ‘- that Dexter T. Gnome is a Knobber! is F.M.) — that Little Aural Annie will make the ccmic strip soon. - that Blanchard Hall has a waiting list. - that Patti Bradley and Cynthia King watch weird films in weird places. Wanna buy a horse? _ ‘ - that Father Phil doesn't live here anymore. (and so