OINK! 
     
    
   
   
    
     This week's article 
     
     has to do with the 
     
     high price we have to 
     
     pay for the privilege 
     
     of goihg to this 
     
     _hallowed institution. 
     
     To wit, I wish‘to 
     
     open your eyes to the 
     
     fact that we happen 
     
     to,have the most 
     
     policed campus in 
     
     Eastern Canada._ No- 
     
     where else, in my 
     
     experience, have 
     
     security police been 
     
     given such sweeping 
     
     powers. Our mini— 
     
     Gestapo under the 
     
     daring leadership 
     
     of Pork-oral MacAuley 
     
     and Smelled, has 
     
     uncovered and super— 
     
     vised in apprehending 
     
     culprits of such 
     
     heinous crimes as 
     
     leaving the premises 
     
     iof the Wig & Piss-e1 
     
     with a pint of beer. 
     
     No doubt, this will 
     
     chasten such evil- 
     
    

    
     doers. 
     
    
   
   
    
     In other 
     
     Universities, the 
     
     campus security is 
     
     usually confined to 
     
     handing out parking 
     
     tickets and playing 
     
     at night Watchman. 
     
     However, here at 
     
     U.P.E.f;‘the admin- 
     
     istration has seen 
     
     fit to supervise us 
     
     with a pack of, 
     
     power-tripping.‘ 
     
     Gestapo demi-gods. 
     
    

    
     However, I do not 
     
     intend to slash'at 
     
     the security force 
     
     as individuals. I 
     
     would like to lay 
     
     the blame where it 
     
     belongs, on the 
     
     head(s) of whoever 
     
     is in charge of 
     
     security. Assuredly, 
     
     I could see some 
     
     merit in the secur- 
     
     ity force if they 
     
     {were also to bring to 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     :justice people who 
     
     Einsist on bringing 
     
     jviolence to campus. 
     
     ,This is not done. 
     
    

    
     § I really am 
     
     5amazed that the 
     
     fadministration 
     
     ,doesn't hand out 
     
    
   
   
    
     [rattles and pacifiers 
     
     (to freshmen during 
     
     (orientation week so 
     
     §that they can better 
     
     fbecome acclimatized 
     
     ff campus life. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘/ 
     
    
   
   
    
     These "policemen" 
     
     have taken over 
     
     watching over us 
     
     while on campus and 
     
     walking all over us 
     
    
   
   
    
     ,if they so desire 
     
    
   
   
    
     without taking any 
     
     responsibility for 
     
     us. Surely, with 
     
     the force they have 
     
     on hand (highest # 
     
     of police per capita 
     
     at any University in 
     
     Eastern Canada) they 
     
     should be able to 
     
    

    
     do both. ' 
     
    

    
     Oh, and if you 
     
     live in residence 
     
     and smoke dope or 
     
     have wild beer 
     
     parties, don't you 
     
     worry, big brother 
     
     porker has a file 
     
     on You 0 I 
     
    
   
   
    
     d.v. 
     
    
   
   
    
     P.S. The sergeant 
     
     of Charlotte- 
     
     town Police, 
     
     Sergeant Web- 
     
     ster, has seen 
     
     fit to inform 
     
     me that there 
     
     is a bylaw in 
     
     effect that 
     
     ,hitchhiking is 
     
     illegal._ This 
     
     will be en- 
     
     forced in front 
     
     of the Sea 
     
     Treat (corner 
     
     of Euston and 
     
     University) 
     
     and carries a 
     
     $12.00 fine. 
     
     So, forewarned 
     
     is forearmed. 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     L.) 
     
    
   
   
    
     Page 
     
     Dear Student: 
     
    
   
   
    
     It comes as quite 
     
     a shock to a student 
     
     to find that he will 
     
     have to pay more money 
     
     than he thought he 
     
     would. I hate to be 
     
     the bearer of such 
     
     news, but that duty 
     
     falls to me. 
     
    

    
     'I am regretfully 
     
     informing you that 
     
     the Business Office 
     
     has been directed by 
     
     the Student Union to 
     
     collect three ($3.00) 
     
     dollars from each 
     
     Canadian, and eight 
     
     ($8.00) dellars from 
     
     each Non-Canadian, 
     
     at registration in 
     
     Uanuary. This is to 
     
     cover an increase in 
     
     premiums (as well as 
     
     benefits) of the 
     
     Zurich Insurance 
     
     coverage. This money 
     
     SHOULD have been 
     
     collected at regis- 
     
     tration in September 
     
     but due to an over- 
     
     sight, was not. 
     
    

    
     A new, more com- 
     
     prehensive plan was 
     
     negotiated over the 
     
     summer. This plan 
     
     provides for life 
     
     insurance, accident- 
     
     al death and dismem— 
     
     berment, professional 
     
     services, drugs and 
     
     supplies, and hospi— 
     
     tal benefits to ALL 
     
     students - Canadian 
     
     and otherwise. The 
     
     three dollar increase 
     
     for Canadians is the 
     
     result of the addi- 
     
     tion of life insur— 
     
     ance and accidental 
     
     D. & D.,plus the 
     
     "drugs and supplies" 
     
     coverage. This 
     
     coverage was not 
     
     available to Non— 
     
     Canadians in the 
     
     past. 
     
    

    
     We now have the 
     
     best insurance 
     
     coverage available 
     
     to students in 
     
     Canada. It costs 
     
     Canadians eleven 
     
     dollars, and Non- 
     
     Canadians nineteen 
     
     dollars. Therefore, 
     
    
   
   
    
     ‘we must collect 
     
    
   
   
    
     three and eight in 
     
     January. It was 
     
     our fault that it 
     
    
   
   
    
     wasn't collected all 
     
     in one chunk in 
     
     September.. 
     
    

    
     If you have any 
     
     questions or problems 
     
     (which I'm sure you 
     
     will) get in touch 
     
     with me through the 
     
     Student Union. The 
     
     system of fee rebates 
     
     will remain the same. 
     
    

    
     Yours truly, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Bob Gray, 
     
    
   
   
    
     External Vice- 
     
     President.