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      First
      water
      bottles
      must
      be
      filled
      with
      water.
      The
      hundreds
      and
      hundreds
      of
      bottles
      were
      No
      new
      student
      wants
      to
      drink
      water
      that
      is
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Yet
      upon
      the
      realization
      that
      the
      new
      students
      put
      in
      cardboard
      boxes
      and
      loaded
      onto
      a
      trol-
      as
      warm
      as
      hot
      piss.
      But
      upon
      arrival
      at
      the
     
     
      will
      be
      needing
      dehydration
      near
      the
      ocean,
      ley.
      Soon
      the
      trolley
      became
      jammed
      between
      food
      waste
      fridge
      the
      trolley
      wouldn't
      fit.
      To
     
    

    
     
      the
      decision
      is
      unanimous
      that
      beer
      is
      a
      better
      two
      doors.
      Through
      much
      discussion
      and
      brain-
      over
      come
      this
      situation
      the
      help
      of
      many
     
     
      decision.
      Beer
      wasn't
      actually
      put
      in
      the
      bot-
      storming
      the
      men
      were
      able
      to
      overcome
      this
      more
      men
      was
      needed.
      Soon
      a
      plan
      was
     
     
      tles.
      It
      went
      directly
      into
      the
      leaders’
      bellies.
      major
      obstacle
      and
      continue
      down
      the
      hall.
      hatched
      on
      how
      to
      pick
      up
      chicks.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      How
      to
      Move
     
     
      Water
      Bottles:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Demonstration
      by
      Men
     
     
      by
      Thomas
      LLOYD
     
    
   
   
    
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Water
      is
      heavy,
      but
      cardboard
      is
      light.
      Soa
      Who
      could
      have
      foreseen
      this?
      Look
      at
      all
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      bunch
      of
      strong
      men
      can
      easily
      pick
      up
      the
      spilled
      water
      bottles
      all
      over
      the
      floor.
      Men
     
     
      damp
      cardboard
      boxes.
      And
      then
      put
      them
      on
      start
      backing
      away
      and
      start
      looking
      for
     
     
      a
      piece
      of
      wood.
      These
      men
      are
      clearly
      too
      women.
      All
      the
      females
      recognize
      what
      is
     
    

    
     
      engrossed
      in
      their
      work
      to
      think
      of
      future
      going
      on
      and
      keep
      a
      safe
      distance.
      The
      men
     
     
      events.
      Soon
      it
      will
      be
      "Time
      for
      Tim's”
      2
      ‘
      are
      left
      to
      their
      own
      devises
      to
      clean
      up.
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      “This
      is
      the
      kind
      of
      monotonous,
      repetitive
      After
      a
      few
      hours
      of
      moving
      two
      boxes
      the
     
     
      '
      work
      that
      makes
      me
      look
      forward
      to
      NSO
      men
      deserve
      a
      cold
      drink.
     
     
      each
      and
      every
      year.”
      -Donny
      Killorn
     
     
      “I'll
      race
      you
      to
      see
      who
      can
      get
      more
      water
     
     
      bottles
      in
      a
      crate.
      That's
      cheating!
      Your
      top
     
    
   
   
    
     
      layer
      is
      disqualified!"
      -Jerremy
      Beck
     
    
   
   
    
     
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