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are the best.- Just nonchalantly walk

over to the coffee maker pour your coffee, and en— gage in the office chatter while sipping your coffee. Works very well. AccomodationS'are more easily obtained than you might think. During warm weather, you could sleep on the roof of the maintenance building which even has a little shelter that you can slide under when it rains. During the winter months, a de- prived student need only to move into the Steam Tunnels which run below the campus and are large enough for a person to

Can't you just imagine Security investigating a noise in

Fun and Games

You might perhaps wonder how a tale story of such nature could have any bearing on the lives of such normal, civilized human beings as the stud— ents of U.P.E.I. Well old Sidney T. would never introduce such a plot if there wasn't some deep si— gnificant meaning or les— son to be learnt. So on with the story.

I was fortunate enough to get to ride with Sally (in her yellow volks) back to the house, so that I might show her where it. was and also introduce her to some popular surround— s ings before the rest of the boys got there.. The water bed swished and woo— shed (note alliteration) for a time and then there was a knock on the door. The door opened and there stood a naked man.

"This is my good frie end, Bob," I said, feeling introductions being in order.

"Do all your friends come into your room naked?" "We're all very friendly ' around here." "Try and give something special to bomber? "He really likes surprises."

Never have I seen such

the Steam Tunnel and finding a student in a sleeping bag, wearing polka—dot pajamas, read— ding a book under a fl— ourescent light, with

a battery powered te— levision blaring, and

_ with Elton John posters

hanging on each side of the tunnel? The Steam Tunnels are really quite comfortable. _

You know there is no need to ever buy a text- book. However, a student does need note paper and stationary. Paper towels and toilet tissue serve this purpose quite hand— ily. If a person uses. toilet tissue from a pu— blic washroom, not only

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does he not have to pay for this, but it can also serve a useful purpose when the course is fin— ished.

This being the last issue of the semester, it's time to say good—bye. Of 12 people who spoke to me concerning "Street— walker", 9 liked this column very much, 2 dis— liked it, and 1 said she enjoyed it but thought I was a male chauvanist. To everyone who liked it thanks, it's really been a trip. If you didn't like it, sorry, it's been a bitch.

Closing Thought: Politics is a bitch too.

Chow

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an obliging woman. However,.

all good things never last. That was the last time I saw Sally for awhile. It seems that a few hours la— ter she-disappeared from the house and no one knew where she could have gone. Dick wasn't ar- ound. Could be he snuck her off to the sand pile. Just then Dick walked in the door, alone. Our hea— rts dropped but were revi- ved when Dick suggested *"Last time I saw her she was with Percy Kidpester." Well that was the answer. He stayed in a room above the local bar so off the two of us went to check

on Sally. Knock! Knock! Whose there? Open the door.

open the door who? Open the door or I'll knock it down. Click! There'was Sally, the dogs, and of course, PerCy.

"Wait, I want to talk to you two outside" said

Percy before we could en- ter.

"So what are you doing with Sally and why did you' sneak her off?" we ask the Pester. Percy retorted "Look, you guys!- I don't care who————--——that girl

Open sesame.'

is in there. (ie. spent time in a horizontal pos— ition next to her) .1 re—

. ally get off on her and like her. I want her for myself and I want you to tell the boys that."

It was clearly a case of lovehapitatius and we knew right away that“ there was no known cure for the disease and there was li— ttle we could do except oblige Percy to keep her and keep her away from the rest of us, in case we might catch the same di- sease. The two have been together ever since, se— emingly a perfectly match— ed couple. I

Which brings me to the deep and significant con— clusion I mentioned. You never know where you're going to meet the woman or man you were meant to go through time with. So girls get out there and try to please. The man of your dreams could be in your bed tonight. So keep on loving and get it when you can or before you know it, you won't be able to get it anymore.

Love and Kisses

Sidney T.