FOR SALE .... .. 2 KLH - 6 Speaker Systems each containing 10” wo fer and 4” tw- eeter. Almost new. Reasonably pri- ed. Also 1 Pickering AM-3 V-15 Type Magnetic Cartridge. Call — 2-3060 or Drop over to 281 Kent St. Apt. 4 For a demonstration. After 5:00 pm.

lst. meeting of The UPEI Debating Society Thursday Sept. 24. 1970 _ At 4:00 pm. At Marion Room 3 (Basement) All those interested in debating are urged to attend.

.WANTED .... .. Babysitter for four day week-Mon. ‘ Tues.-Wed.-F1i.- Phone 2-3284, WANTED Monday morning at the wharf at Georgetown, 15 harp- sichord players (w. harps.). Also needed: for governments jobs, 1 short order cook, 5 lutenists. Must write civil service exam. State all relevant background (i.e. ‘good Conservative’ ‘Campbell Liberal’ etc) Box1873, CADRE.

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JIM R. Your mother wants you to bring home a loaf of bread.

WANTED. Two nubile bearesses for company on trip to Ottawa. Box 3, CADRE. All replies confidential.

SEXCITING. Travels with Chariey, or: A Freshman Guide to Orgies on PEI by Sir Eustace Blowjob. Mailed postpaid in discreet brown paper, $2, each. Reply Box 10. Confidential.

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NEEDED immediately Eight stu- dent narcs for burgeoning local franchise. Experience in hyprocisy and rip-off an asset. Commission plus salary. Apply Box 00, Cadre.

WANTED. Carriers for the Cadre. Good commission. Will also accept clean people with refer- ences. Apply Box 1.

REQUIRED immediately by Phy- sics Dept. Expert in molecular as- trophysics to head UPEI Space Program. Must speak convincing cybernetic pyrotechnic merde. No experience necessary.

WANTED. Manager for new soon- to-open dildo factory. Nationally known brands. Eunuchs preferred. Box 3, CADRE. No triflers need

apply.

JOIN the free University of PEI, the alternative that gives you the bear facts. First on the curric- ulum is a course of lectures on psychoanalysis from Captain Bear- heart. The textbook for the first

semester will be the l-page pamph-‘

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