FACT: It's illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada. OPINION: It's a tough law to enforce, but I'm glad Nevada is cracking down on all those idiots who want to bring children into this miserable world.

FACT: Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cos- metics, they're sold door to door by women.

OPINION: Condoms are great for concealing dark circles around the eyes, and building foundation around your cheek bones.

FACT: More Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month. OPINION: Coincidentally June is Accordion Awareness Month.

FACT: A man's penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement like when his favorite hockey team scores a goal, etc.

OPINION: So that's why hockey players have such small penis- es.

FACT: Wyoming's Grand Tetons mountain range literally means "Big Tae

OPINION: That doesn't explain how Dildo, Newfoundland got it's name.

FACT: In the original Grimm fairly tale of ‘Sleeping Beauty’, the Prince rapes her while she sleeps ane then leaves before she wakes up.

OPINION: In Disney's version he just — her boobs a few times.

Fact & Opinion

FACT: The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gym- nazein which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece.

OPINION: If you're ever visiting Greece, don't use their exercise bikes without wiping them down first.

FACT: The word avocado comes from the Spanish word agua- cate which is derived from the Aztec word ahuacati which means testicle.

OPINION: There sure is nothing like getting your avocados stepped on by a girl in high heeled shoes.

FACT: The original representation of Cupid by the Greeks was

_ that of a beautiful young boy whose naked form was considered

to be the embodiment of sexual love. OPINION: It was perfectly alright for the Ancient Greeks to make a connection between young boys, sexual love, and bows and

arrows back then, but now a days you could get locked up for

stuff like that.

FACT: The first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused.

OPINION: Rubber condoms don't sound so bad. It beats having to roll your condoms inside out to reuse them like Tom does. Editor ’s note: This doesnt refer to me. And dont flush condoms down the toilet

FACT: About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

OPINION: Wouldn't it be great if women could achieve orgasm just by having guys look at their breasts.

FACT: Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both

the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts. OPINION: That's too bad because | prefer giving and receiving oral sex from dropouts.

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