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PUB CRAWL Fable for Friday

To show that Engineers are educated in more than just numbers here hasn’t been much going on in the Engineering Society, and formulas, we would like to show you a little story that veryone has just recovered from the “Middlé of the fall Pub ©xplains much about life and leaves you with some valuable rawl’’. We decided that instead ofinforming you about what Words to live by. appened we’d show you; yes all the pictures from the pub are n display in Duffy. We would like to announce the winning Engineering Quote of the Week -- Friends don ’'tlet friends take oup of the pub crawl and they are ‘‘The[sorry,nomorealcohol 47ts! idorsements] Liquidators’ consisting of Tony Gallant, Duane, ike Hall, Christopher Mattas, Scott MacIntosh, Duane Steword. PS. he crawl was a complete success.

Congratulations to the X-Press. They are batting 4 for 4 as they op 10 Reasons Why I’m Still in Engineering have managed to successfully screw up the 4th view from the ). Cool Jackets top. Way to go... not!

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Already memorized the prof’s names

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Already bought my EL-9000

Don’t want to waste the time spent already sucking up Main building scores me

Don’thave to leave Duffy for any reason

Enjoy having the knowledge of the world in the palm of my nd.

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IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY

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Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sperrow thuoght it’ was the end. but, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. Tyhe cat cleared away the manure, foundthe chirping bird and promptly ate him.

THE MORAL

1 Everyone who SH*#'s on you is not necessarily your enemy. 2 Everyone who gets you out of SH*#'s is not neces sarily your friend.

3 If you are warm and happy in a pile of SH*# KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!