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The coming visit to Washington ol ltairlssy ‘MacDonald reminds ins that he used to be known, as the handsome est men in the riouse o! commons- perhaps, still is. Another distinction is that no other British Prime Min- istenhas seen so much or the world. Besides which he‘ is it- gehuihe man oi letters being authorot a number o! books ‘fas really is books." And it may surprise you to know that the new Labor Government rankshigh

' in the history oi r/tish Cabinets

from a literary point oi view. For in- stance, Sidney Webb (now a real live lord) has a whole'iibraryiul_to his credit. '

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During the last Labor Administra- tion in England some very unkind stories-tethered by political oppon- ents, methinks-went the rounds oi Mayiair dinner tables based. on the unfamiliarity with social customs oi certain statesmen. e o! the most amusing centered around s Lsborite. who, with this lady, was present atan important political dinner. He de- veloped a rare liking inl- the cham- pagne served with the meal‘ and drank deeply oi it. l-lls wile, per- ceiving the, Tncams greet‘! agitated and to a friend inquiring the cause. she replied: . ' .

"Me shoes are tight; me corsets are tight; and now me illsbmd‘! tight. I want to go 'ome."

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There are many theories as to how

Sydney Porter came take the 110m

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d: lume “O. l-Lelirl?" 33m? a" n1" (etc others more convincing.

sllrrblan AND _FI'.I.‘TED. i, The test and to me, themost like-

RIPAIII WORK.

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l cult-I'm. ATTENTION GIVEN ‘To ly, is suggested by Robert n. Davis.

qt m; yecently beénvoltabllshed."

he says. (in "Bob Davis Abroad“). “that the keeper o! the nizhi Wlml at his bareiaced notice ol thievery. in the Cleveland institution, where sydney Porter waa- confined W85

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That sounds reasonable. - _ a e ye - Bob Davis credits ‘orshem Momitt. who wrote "fluxlty Pulls the Strings” -h_appy membrieel-With thesetwe scotch stories,‘ both new to me: '

One is about a Highlander who was fished from a river and declaredfldead»

"Are you sure he's deld?" and i relative. ..

"He's deid all richt. They got out and went through his Jocnets, but he didna. lnovéi". "

The other ls or two soot: compet- ing {or a half-crown mil Lents) as Ni which could‘ remain the longer under wvsr. my are still searching {or the bodies, ‘ .

“We—‘the Scotdh-dlre tha only race that his never issued a national pro- test-aglnst being made light-oi," gos- siped B. scofin Scbtllnd to BObDavis. “Our inherent thrilt has been mis- construed to the extent that it, lsnow regard-rd as parismony. Dr. Johnson started the ball rolling by his deonil tion o! the iarthing: "

"‘A coin used by the Scotch ior the bestowal or large legacies.’

"Thatgentleman also said that ‘the Scotch have a sense o! huzzwr b:- eause it is e gilt."

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‘The impudencls ,0! literary buccah- ncers ere the International Copyright law arrived is amusingly illustrated by a story about Wordsworth loll! in‘ H. M. PaulYs deiightiui book "uter- ary Ethics." Wordsworth once receiv- ed a letter from M. Baudry. sheath‘ publish , asking lcr a sketch or his life to be preIlXOdto Ln edition of his works-pirated. oi ‘coursc-whieh Baudry was about to publish.

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The poet was-naturally indimst

But he was also amused at this lorm

Baudry‘: proposal took. '

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' i-le new 193d McLaughlih-BulclrYlntl-odubei

A riding and driving oollllort Pilll Ill Iellllk“ f_ able as the masterly performance of: e mightier ; j McLaughlin-Buick valve-ln-head Iliglht and dill -‘ euperb beauty of longer, iowermnora

Fisher Bodies.

Comfort, h. this greatest b: all McLaughlin: g Buicks, "is an established certainty . . s) y e- "pendent of s eed orrtoad conditions. ~V_i < Hmportant Me uglllin-Biflelt advancementeta " guard the luxury of driver and passengers. at, every tum. Tensenpss gives way to relaxation, " even s: ‘bflltllellkllll speeds» IQQ" fig 0‘ Ilfllfl

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callous sports _

lhcili detailed lcliiillfiii‘? the

' ‘bold and reckless. He began hirtes-

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wrench rllblllhfl‘. “Pioillnty is'our main object. " I ’

' t ‘ .0 I O k . him-tunes were made out oi the dramas adapted from w». Henry weosjl Pmt Lynne.“ lays w. ruin. '01 this popular hovel there were no "lessituanseveniieen" versions ‘from ml to not. several running at the gems-time. ‘ Mil. ‘Wood, o! course; never "received "a penny.‘ And to add tovthe holly oi the situation, one ud- aptel- actually‘ sued another tor-in- irinceuient o! his oopyrleht in- the ill- teratioos lie had made. -

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Even sermons by famous preachers were not immune from the pirate who took zncni dawmhi shorthand. put them into ‘tyne. e136 Iflldjheinto other clergyman. Bpurgeon, tbs "cele- bratcd preacher, tells of i certain par- son who delivered a discourse: lnyhich

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"on account o: youremsiandyour neglect o! the House or-ooa. your wantonness and your ‘luttony. the anger o! the mostYHigh' is provoked. and» therefore is this great plague come upon you, and death is raging inevery street’? " ' . . . .

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when the sermon we} gliished the omcisls oi the township" came to know where this pie-sue was and what deaths had happened.-

“0hi" said this orderly read-er oi sermons. “I do not kntivnwhbre it is. but it was in my sermon, and so I was obliged t» read it to you."‘.

I O ‘ Browsing in my copy or Campbell's “Lives o! Vthpqhie! Jtllltils.“ l night or two sinewfl was, amused by a in about nerd _ " held, celebrated Judge c; tilt eighteenth-century. ile was trying rcuewhicn arose from the collision of twoships 'at sea. One witness was a. sailor, who, having tsk- ‘i en a large slisrié oLgrog beiore com- ing ‘into court. ‘telt correspondhxiy

tiblony by saying: , “at ;the time I was standing abait the bituiacle." -_

i c anslield interrupted him by say-

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" ere is ‘short the bihhsclei" Upon which the sailor exclaimed. loud enough to be heard by all pre- sent: , . . Ps-prettyiellow to be sludge-end not know where abait the binneclo

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Instead otthreatelling rto commit the leiloiv "loi- ‘contehirit. "mnsneld gravely, replies:

_ "well, my h-lehd. ‘at me for my cl- nee by telling me where ‘abatt e binnacla‘ is. You have already sh‘ lee the insulin‘: ct nsli seas over."

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' - I ‘llention- o! sailors and-grog, re- calls the story of a. hard-drinking and lilting; swearing shipper who "gotte- llgion." lte dropped both vices simul- tantdilliy. ‘the crew was duinbtound- ed and dismayed. it ‘wasdecideu that something nimtbe dons about it. Thereupon every Jack man aboard conspired to get, she mo. the "old thin" mad. oi course. they succeed- ed. Altar "s most trying time oi it. the chipper euillmoned .the llleh alt

. 5M gyssssqeu ‘tcrgil/Q‘ them "What

i-loi" in torclbier biit eiesh. llhgllllli lls wound up;

“And rioy-‘ma the lord have mercy on your e is. Yolnliiow what 1 moon, you beauties."

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And reminds in} ‘b!’ a liislilal uteri

. President Wiliiih "told at the lllfl in tins/o! ills cabinet ch Mal-eh a.

ill. some," camernlenlilidllept u; a may em, until therrssident

I totem impatient "and us,» oil» mu- they lefl President

Day-long, tries . _ '3 "' U1; '

illon tell the tatsinet that he it“. iMM bi svery ihlbibllinlfl o} "tlemabiu and cancerous lim-

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soldier was visiting, g pq-fqmmé; was arranged. i . ' Q. a a V

llaig, 4nd, three __blother ‘encore

round the rllrlr, secret; wjhhgd from a. nearby window. ~

"I saw the old takir mlkq the round oi the circle several timeefihe says; ‘fthen’: saw him imcoli his rope, He iliov-ed once more round the circle ""1 "M. whims-upward with one, hand. shot the rope in-,ths air with ""19 ill-h"- Hli-a and tiis ‘othert sat

With their eyes turned upwards. " o c I '

"when the boy was brought m. ward and the old faul- liiuniblld Nfll-lhlflls 31s audience now tiiril- ed their eyes on the boy, who stood on the ground. Tile tall! slowly and gently moved his hand upward and tile llldlfllce lsliom hie head ma N151!‘ flies. He/seemed to be givinf lalirwiw births Ber the lddreal- ins" the spot when his ‘syel rested-J ever upwlru. .' i I e s _ , ’ "lush the whole thins dawned ca lne. l-ie hsd creamer-lead his induces. i Milt out.» olltel ' i-frhe toy ll still souls aloha siri" 1 called. "and the o.» m"; the

moment he threw, it up."

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telth, provincilil treasurer, addressing a large gathering at Vlnceland this flfwlfilfliflilblhi annual ‘pitbic o! Lincoln county iamtei-s.

Dr Monteitli, devoted hiss-smarts‘ to the ever-increasing expansion or industrial, agriouitui-n “and column- cial interests ct Untaro. ‘The pro- vnce, he said, ifludiciously spending vast sums ct ‘money lor hallways, health, etc, sue Betting excelisuiire- turns trolll its ihvestlnsnts. in no" boasting solrithe raveaiedzthlt‘ Obi tario owns hall the’ weaIthVoK Gan: Ida. ls a sprightly Business propell-

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