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WARNING: This page contains material which may offend Artsies, Prudes, Women's Libbers, and Little Old Ladys.
Recently a group of vigilantes billing themselves as "Responsible Students” attempted to Sabotage the
Engineers weekly "View From The Top".
These students
entered the offices of the Cadre, apparently without the permission or knowledge of the Cadre Staff, and destroyed the layout for.this weeks edition of the7
“View From The Top". I of the old Kidnap Notes which were cut out of various newspaper headlines, to the effect that if the Cadre staff would not take responsibility for the Cadre then ’
the "responsible students” must.
They left a message reminiscent
We would like to
know why the people responsible for this act don't
take their complaints to the Student Council and have them discussed openly and with reason instead of sneak- ing around like criminals and taking matters into their
own hands.
There are people who go to allot of work
to pUt something in the Cadre that some people enjoy. We don't argue that our material offends some people but they have only made a mockery of their claim to be responsible students by such an act as this.
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” View From The Top Staff
WASHROOM’ TYPES
Excitable Type
. Timid Typev
Sociable Type Nosey Type
Indifferent Type
.-Clever Type
Frivolous Type
. Absent-mindedv
Type
. Worried Type
Disgruntled Type
VPersonality Type
Sneaky Type Learned Type Sloppy Type Childish Type} Vain Type Strong Type,
Precise Type
. Talkative Type
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Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in temper. Cannot pee if someone is watch- ing, pretends he has peed and sneaks back later.
Joins friend in a pee, whether he wants one or not, says it doesn't cost anything.
Whistles loudly, peeks over partition to see other guy's weapon. »
All urinals occupied; pees in sink. . Pees without hOlding on, adjusts tie at the same time.
Plays stream up, down and across, and tries to pee on the flies. Qpens waistcoat, takes out tie or watch, and pees in pants.
Not quite sure what he has been up to lately but makes close inspection of his equipment. Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to pee but fails, farts again and then walks away.
Tells jokes while peeing, shakes off tool with a flourish.
Drops silent fart, sniffs, looks around at the other guy.
Reads book-while peeing, wets finger with urine to change page. Pees down pants into shoe, walks out with fly still open.
Looks at bottom of urinal to see bubbles. _ Undoes five buttons when two would do.
Bangs tool on side of urinal to shake off drops.
Pees straight down hole, likes to hear thundering sound. M ,‘ Cannot stop conversation with; chap he came in with, even if”” not standing next to him, leans across and pees in next guys pocket.
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‘ Wayside Chapel.”
An English lady, makinggl plans to visit Switzerland, wrote to a small hotel for a room. She requested that she wished her room as close
. as possible to a “W.C.”
(water closet or toilet)»
The innkeeper took the lets ter to the parish priest for the interpretation of PW.C.” After some thought the priest said: “I know, she means our Pleased, the innkeeper_hastened to
—:write the lady:
“Dear Madam:
It is with great pleasure, that I am able to inform you that we have a lovely room reserved for your visit and that there isva “W.C.” to
' attend to your daily deVotions.
It is located only two miles from the inn in a beautiful grove of pine trees which gives a feeling of serenity
to the visitor. We will be most pleased to arrange trans- portation for you during your stay with US. you to know that our “W.C.” holds more than 200 people
at a sitting and for the con- vienience of tourists it is open on Thursdays as well as' Saturdays.. it is a good idea to go as early as possible
to the “W.C.” in order to get
Va good Seat as sometimes
there is standing room only and this is especially hard; on some of the older ladies. On Sundays a good number of
people take picnic lunches and make a day of it while others take a bus or a horse carriage and usually arriVe just in time. I would rec- commend, Madam, to arrange. _to go on Thursday evenings when there are no regular serviCes but there is organ accompaniment. Although the building dates back to , the thh century, the acous- tics are eXcellent and even -the most delicate sounds may_be heard in the halls. lt may_also intrest you to know that our daughter first met her future husband, a V hotel guest, in‘the “W.C.” rand they were later married there. We are also very proud of our unusual bell, donated by a wealthy american .visitor, which rings every time someone makes an unus- ually large offering. tunately my wife has a rather delicate condition and so
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It may surprise
'like a dead fish.
Unfor-.
q she has not beepf“: , ténd'regulafly; -
of fact it i5?} u~_% _ now sinCe she last we“';w“tw Naturally it pains her very much not to be able to go more often, as you can well imagine. In conclusion, we
\ trust your stay with usjwill
be most happy. So please .let me know if you wish a, special seat reserved for you for the season. There is a small service charge in the “W.C.” but it will
_ ensure you an upholstered "'
seat. We also suggest you bring your camera as the evening candle lighting Ceremony in the “W.C.” is very colorful and it is a -memorable sight to see the light playing 0n the fount-
I ains. ,Some come with cheer, w some with charity, but all
leave satisfied.” Your obedient/servant
~rrThe innkeeper-
The End of Her
Joe and John were twin
_ Joe,ithe unmar- ried brother was the proud owner of a dilapidated boat.
,.lt so happened that John's
wife died the same day that Joe‘s boat sank. A few days
.later, a kindly old lady met
Joe on the street,'and mis- taking him for John, said, “Oh, Mr. Jones I Was so sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible.”, ' “well,” he said, “I'm not a bit sorry. ,She was a rot- ten old thing from the begin- ning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled .Even the firSt time I got into her, she made water faster than anything I had ever Seen.
7 She had a bad,crack in her
back and a pretty big hole in front. That hole got
bigger everytime I used her and leaked like everything.
. But this is what finished
her. .Four guys/from the other side of town looking for a good time asked if I
‘would lend her toithem. l ' warned them that she wasn't: -
too hot, but they would takEQG' a chance with her anyhow. =%* The results were, the.crazy fools all tried to get into her at the same time and it was too mach for her. She cracked right up the middle.” The old lady fainted. '
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