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1. What language is spoken by French Canadians?

2. Give the important characteristics of the ancient Babylonian Em— pire with particular re- ference to architecture, literature law and social conditions 0R print your name. ,,

3. What religion is the pope? Jewish, Catholic,

Hindu, Moslem or Anglican (check one only). '

4. Would you ask William

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Shakespeare to: (build a bridge, sail the ocean,

lend you money, or write'

a play.)

. What is a silver dollar

made of?

What time is it when the big hand is on the 5 and the little hand is on the 8? How many command- ments was Moses given? (approx.)

What team did Arnold Palmer play for?

Spell: Artsie, simple, useless, boring, fish. What are people who live in Canada’s far north called: (Westerners,

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Southerners, Easterners, Northerners?)

Six Kings of England have been called George, the last of which was George VI. Name the previous five.

12. Where does rain come from? (USA, marketing boards, Eaton’s, sky.)

13. Can you explain Einstein’s theory of relativity? (Yes or No)

14. P.E.I. is the abbreviation for what province?

15. Where is the basement in a three storey building?

16. What are coat hangers

used for?

The World of Computing

By Logik Gates

If you own a computer or know someone who does, this column is for you! Even if you don’t know a thing about computers, yOu can find out what having a com- puter is really like.

In software (expensive games and such that cost more than the computer in the end), InvisiCorp and Blunderbombed Software have introduced some . re- voulutionarypackages.

I suppose you’re aware of InvisiCorp’s package, Invisi- Calc, whish is .so invisible that even the computer can’t detect it. Shelling out $10 for a blank disk is a bargain at

' IBM (Insidiously Bent Minds), so it sold well.

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There answer to integrated software has arrived. Dis- Integrated Software has arrived! The first program in the new line of software is InvisiBill. The package doesn’t even include a disk! At $50 per package that con- tains absolutely nothing, this is quite an improvement!

Now there’s no chance of accidentally wrecking the well, any number of copies can be made at will!

Blunderbombed Software, on the other hand, is intro- ducing a line for the do-it— yourselfer, Do-It-Yourself Software.‘The only limit to what can be done is your imagination. However, as- sembly (language) is required. IBM (Incredibly Bulky Ma-

chines) is introducing a line of analog pencils and pens, which just happen to be com- patible with any system. At $100 a piece, it’s a steal!

Commadoor is now offer- ing its special line of user- friendly always and never logic gates. They are easy and hard to get, respectively.

Atarry is attempting to create a new standard by marketing NAM chips. 'NAM stands for non-accessible memory. It is believed that they are to be sold to the Soviets. According to rumor, they were designed by G. Gordon Liddy for that exact purpose.

Well, that’s all you never knew about what really goes min the world of computers. Until then, keep on hacking!

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