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ENGINEERING SOCIETY NEWS

On Friday, Nov. 20/92, the Association of Professional Engi- neers of PEI held their annual meeting. The awards luncheon was attended by a delegation of students from the Engineering Society. The A.P.E.P.E.I. presented the Young Engineer Achievement Award to Peter Toombs, P.Eng., the Community service Award to Rev. Charles MacDonald, P.Eng., and the

Ralph L. Woodside, P.Eng. Memorial Award to Norman F. Stewart, P.Eng.

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