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Come ring in 1988 in full style-at The BARN!

Tickets will be on sale at the SU stari

fon. Nov. 30 until on (9am-4pm)

Fri. Dec. 18 $4.00/pe

Get your tickets early and bid au revour to 987 at the party of the season.

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The Gem presents the Carter & Co. Sheaffer Captivating Caption Contest.

WRITE A FUNNY caption for the photo you see above and send it in to The Gem. If yours is the best submission of the week, you will win a fine quality Sheaffer pen courtesy of Carter & Co. and Sheaffer to help you expand your writing talents even further.

Simply write the best caption you can for this photo. Entries should

be humourous, and maybe even credible.

12:30pm Monday

All submissions are due by

2:30 ) No late submissions will be accepted. The winning caption and photo will be printed in next week’s Gem.

Congratulations to last week’s winner: Malcolm Gorrill

Winners may $e Wma certificate for their prize at the Student Union office in the Barn

WAYNE POWELL Your S.I.N. card was found in the Barn parking lot. See secu- rity if you want it back! P.S. ‘Cute pictures... -K.Murphy

TO CAROLINE MACLEOD. Now that the engineers and the athletes have expressed their opinion, its our turn. We have an- other four-letter for you and it isn’t sexy. Science (The rest of us)

MERRY CHRISTMAS to all the Engineers. Maybe you'll get lucky and Santa will bring you a life!!

HI YA ZAPPY, This is just a note to remind you that Santa is coming soon and he can’t wait till June. So, you better be good for goodness sake cause Santa Claus is coming to town. Hugs, Magnum W.B. PS:

Hope it’s not a dry Christ-

mas!

FOR SALE 1 Gibson electric Guitar in excellent condition, no reasonable of- fer refused. Call Sean at 892- 1582.

TO THE TWO GUYS who helped me when I had an accident last Friday at 7:30pm on Univerity Avenue. Thank You. Could you please come and see me or phone me. Pauline Cahill, 207 Bernadine, 892-3952.

HEY DAVE! I want my $20 before the end of the semester or you are a dead man! From uno who. Sean

TO SHERRY PAULEY - Baby you can drive my car.. Merry Christmas.

MEMBERS OF the UPEI community can put ANY- THING in Five Lines Free (The Gem Unelassifieds) as long as it is tasteful. Items for sale must be private items. You can place as many ads as you like, and ads may run for more than one issue. Please drop your submissions at our office, Rm. 01 Utility Bldg. or at the SU office in the

Barn.

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