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feminine hygiene and the male image. This is not the type of thing that my friends and I want to see in the campus newspaper. Maybe you think it is alot of fun, but where I come from it’s rude and improper.

-Bobhy Sheftub Dear Bobby:

I agree completely Bobby. I think most of

opinion that everybody deserves to be made fun of, even if it doesn’t make sense. The reason we ran the comic with Jim-beau’s column is because Jim-beau is the guy who discovered Maclssac in the late 70’s shouting incoherently on the street corner; cleaned him up and taught him how to court publicity. They split in a battle for who

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our ads are completely in appropriate for consumer viewing but the thing is that in our constitution we have to have at least 35% smut contnent so, you know, we are just following orders-Ed.

Why exactly did you runa picture of Ashley Maclsaac in Jim-beau Lieyeah’s Political Opinion section. It didn’t make any sense. It wasn’t even Political. Besides, he’s a bigot and not very nice. He doesn’t even deserve to be made fun of.

-Dr. Emmet Brown Dear Emmet:

Ah Emmet it is my

truly wears the kilt in the family-Ed.

Why do you have a Wide Mouth Mason article so long after they came to PEI? Nobody even cares about them anyway, so if you had published the article two months ago, at the very least you could have been current. I Mother

You shouldn’t worry about time so much after all what is a month but a construct anyway.( sorry Peter) As for the I Mother Earth interview we are planning on doing a very interesting piece on the band. So you know, it could take a really long time-Ed.

Dear DLO:

Who cares about the Athletic Department? It’s just a waste of money and time. | personaly think that UPEI should begin a

Maybe not many people care about the AD but still think you can find some relevance in the fact that the way our AD is treated and shows itself across the country affects the perceptions people have of this university and its students. By the way we have not heard from the Athletic Director or SO itis entirely possible they feel the same way you do about the Department. Hey Merlin, didn’t you think I was going to insult you.? Ah, don’t worry about it. (Shit,

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trend in which university Athletic Departments are completely abolished. Universities should be places where people should pursue academic and intellectual interests, not where people pursue pieces of leather around pastures. For people who really want to play sports, “For Love of the Game” as the movie title goes, they

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Earth iscoming to town soon. Maybe you can do an article on them ina few months.

can join teams outside of school and have lots of fun doing it. -Meriin Melinowski

I am fucking sorry Peter)-Ed.

Last night I saw something in your newspaper that made me think I knew all the answers to life. It was your brilliant editorials each week which all of us get to read and enjoy and look at your big fat head, and don’t you know smoking causes cancer fatty. Can it you moron.

Brian Melody Dear Brian: Alright, alright, you

metaxased me on that one-Ed.

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