to blow off some steam we are willing to accommodate you. We normally don’t open until six o’clock but if you give us a call the day before ‘we will be more than happy to open up early and help you celebrate. Just call Mark or Dave at 566-0953.

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Hey there, folks! It’s us from the Engineering department. Recently, the engineering society has gotten underway again with the following executive: President- Trent Ross, Vice-Presi- dent- Troy Gallant, Treasurer- Shane Ostridge, Secretary- Buffy White, Second-year reps- Shawn Gallant and Pat Perry, First year reps- Dave Thompson and Bobby MacInnis. For those engineers who have any ideas or suggestions for the coming months, feel free to speak to one of the executives. They don’t bite (or at least we don’t think so).

In September, the society had their annual barbeque. Furniture from the engineering lounge was set up on the lawn in front of Duffy. After the barbeque, a game of baseball was enjoyed by all- right, Buffy? Also, one Saturday in September, Clyde River was the sight of the Society golf tournament. Prizes were given out for those with outstanding scores.

Our main event of the year, the annual, infamous Cornboil, took place on Friday, Octo- ber 15, at the Millstream Barn in Brackley. Many engineers showed up to participate in the consumption of corn and ethanol. The usual initiation of the freshmen took place. Some

upperclassmen volunteered to be initiated for the second or third time. ‘After six hours of intense partying, the clubs were invaded by those still going strong. Others, of course, had to be driven home early- right, Mike? Statistics Quiz

1. From 4 artsies and 3 bios; find the number of committees to screw in a light bulb that can be formed consisting of 2 artsies and one bio.

a) Question: What is a light bulb?

b) Too fewcommittee members. A few hundred are needed to turn the building while one holds the light bulb.

c) None. They don’t know how to screw in a light bulb.

d) Theoretically, 18, but in the real world, this really doesn’t exist.

2. One artsy at a bar decides to have nine shots. he wants to have 3 of one kind, 2 of another, and 4 of yet another. Which combination of shots would get him the sickest?

a) Depends on how much he had to drink previously.

b) Why would he want to have nine when he can only count to 4?

c) Burp! I think I am going to be sick thinking about it.

3. The Biology Club is an association whose members posses IQ’s in the bottom 10% of the population. If IQ’s are normally distributed with a mean of 120 and a standard deviation of 14. What is the maximum IQ necessary for admission to the club?

a) Engineers can’t be admitted, their IQ exceed the maximum.

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b) All lower life forms can be admitted as their total IQ doesn’t even come close to the maxi- mum IQ.

c) If their IQ by some quirk of nature does exceed the max, which is 96.07, the formalde- hyde fumes from the lab soon remedies that problem.

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