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If that is your democratic choice, we will have to

accept it. Then again, perhaps you will choose to stay

with us, a choice the overwhelming majority of

Anglophone Canadians hope you will make. Either

way, itis imperative that you conclude the process

you so lucidly articulate, of regaining your feeling of pride, ofself-respect and equality, as a people.

With deep respect I salute you and wish you success. Your failure would bring sadness to us all.

A fellow Canadian.

THING THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMM.

When there is an advertisement for razors, we see men shaving, when there is acereal advertisement, people eating cereal if the feature. Why is it then, that in a tampon commercial we see women playing tennis?

We're having defense cuts. Pretty soon ournavy will consist of two Newfoundlanders ina dory witha shotgun.

Fly some Airlines -- Where the pilots are higher than our planes.

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals),

an animal rights organization, say that there is no

difference between eating a hamburger and eating your neighbors’ kids.

Why is Brian Mulrooney still alive?

If we don’t vote for Brian is the next election, who do we vote for?

Men are pigs. The problem is most of them take that ee o™pliment these days.

A woman writes a book titles Men 1 Would Like to

| See Dead andi is hailed as ‘‘a brave warrior for the feminist movement’’. A man writes a book titled Women Who Sometimes, On Tuesdays At 5:00 p.m., Slightly Annoy Me and is branded as a male ehativine istwoman hater/ Satan.

Finally, for the grads of Charlottetown Rural. The name Redmen offended natives. The Red Devils offended all fine upstanding Christian people. The administration is finding it very hard to offend any- body.

Till next time. The Cynic.

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