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leads to broken leg, Fruit flies like a banana.’

testicle Twix], they could've just split it. Groucho Ma [X By Errol Richardson However I'm glad they didn't because that was the funniest thing A dispute at a local vending © I've ever seen!"

machine last Friday lead to a fist This is the fourth time an incident ‘I pu t a d O | I a [f | Nn a C h a Nn ge

fight and resulted in a broken leg like this has occurred on campus

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hungry for Twix and would settle for no other bar.

When neither party could come to a reasonable solu- tion, name calling ensued.

Johnston stated he was called a "don- key-raping shit- eater," an insult made famous by the South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut and said he could not stop his instinctive reaction of testicle kicking.

Cudmore's testi- cles were kicked so hard that it broke Johnston's leg in three places.

"I don't eat shit or | rape donkeys!" said Johnston as he was being transported to the Queen Elizabeth Hospital's emergency room. "I didn't even get my Twix."

When asked for comment, Cudmore stated "Ohmigawd! My balls!" as he gripped his groin and sobbed.

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