The Cadre, Tues.

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VX-MAS Special—Mail Order Magi

Going the Three Wise Men thirteen better, a Hou— ston department store this Christmas is offering the services of sixteen mail— order mage for a total cost

of $825,000 - which tots up to a lot of gold, frank— encense and myrrh. Called the "Ultimate Gift of Know- ledge, a newly published catalogue from the SAKOWITZ company includes a choice of lessons from top sports pros etc. Everything from swimming to piano playing. Prudently, perhaps, the com— pany does not offer COurses in poetry, painting or such pastures to which it might be difficult to attach a price tag— or a buyer.

How many of the gang, for example, will be able to boast of a day's skiing with coaching by Jean-Claude Killy at Val d'Isere?(for a mere $4,325) Incidently, the price tag doesn't include travel or accommodations. For the price of an airline ticket to California, plus board and meals, plus $115,000 the gift recepient can take ten private swimming lessons with Mark Spitz.

In more aesthetic area, the Sakowitz catalogue vends a days guitar lesson with Jose Feliciano (514.500)

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and ivory day with Peter Duchin at the piano($3,750 drumming with Buddthich ($5,250) and two "Lassons .

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BLACK GIRL DuffyiAmph.

DecJ-I, wed.’7:3o PM ADM Free HOLLAND COLLEGE Mon. Dec, l2noon and 8:00 pm BARBARELLA Adm. Students 75¢ Others $1.00

POLI SCI FILMS .

Wed. Dec; A, 8:30 pm

NA 4, l:l5 pm

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JALSAGHAR

PRINCE EDWARD CINEMA

#l HARRAD SUMMER

#2 EXTREME CLOSE UP or RETURN OF THE ,

DRAGON 7:00 89:00 pm Adm.$2:25 I7 and under $2:00 Further info contact

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MACKENZIE BUILDING Dec. 5., Thurs.7:30pm Eight short films: sample: BLUE MOVIE, EARTH SONG, ANIMALS IN MOTION . Adm: free

an all!“

Dec 3-22: CANADIAN NATURE ART

Watercolours and oils: interpretation of plants,

animals and the land. Dec 3-16 ReStuarant Gallery BRASE RUBBINGS by Mrs. Friesen of St. Eleanors,‘PEl

Wed. A, Dec. Lower Theatre Foyer Art Rentalszllitho- graphs, Serigraph, wood engraving, etc., very extensive selection - Realists to Expressionists. LES MOTARDS NFB Ronald Labelle Still Photograhy_Div. Sensitive look/at Montreal Motorcycle Clup 3/l2-22/7h Adm Studnets . Tues- Sat l0:00to 5:00

Sun 2:00 to 5:00

CONFED. CENTRE OF THE ARTS

.General Public are invited

to participate in "Carol Singing“ Dec. l6-20 MON. WED. FRI. l2:3o pm-]:OO pm, Tues. and Thurs. 1:30 2:00 upper foyer of Confed. Theatre. ' ' PIG N WHISTLE, Dec. 5

‘Thurs 9:00-l2:30

UPEI Barn, Music by TAQUILLA, Adm. 75¢ W \

Sun.8/lZ/7h MESSIAH-

by UPEI Chorus, soloists and Symphony orchestra:

3:00 pm, students $l.25

Tues. 3/lZ/7A OLD ROCK AND ROLL NIGHT UPEI Social Committee, Tradewind Lounge Adm. Free - ‘

in conversation" with Truman Capote, lisped at $3,000. The most expensive bargain is offered by Jimmy, the Greek, Snyder, the famed L.A. savant. Entitled "les- sons in How to Make Odds", the Greek tutorial services cost $565,000 with an op- tonal extra; purchase of all his 1975 handicaps for—‘ $875,000. Jimmy is betting two/one that he will not sign a single sucker. Whoever said that Crist- mas is becoming commercial- ized surely must have been joking! I'll be celebrating Christmas as usual: One' plastic Xmas tree avec coulered plastic balls. I

, think I might add an eitra

this year: improve my tennis

' with coaChing from Newcombe

at $8,650 a day!

Merry Cristmas and the best in the New Year.

P.S. Anyone who wants coachf/ ing in the Art of Smoking greens and things can contact Rick or Bob prior to the 25/12/74 at 2-7778. Minimum price 1.02. a day.

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