Movie REVIEWS «sins.

Clue; the movie, don’t see it. Play the boardgame, play the new video game, play the boardgame again, just don’t go see the movie.

The acting is poor, but you can- not blame it all on the actors. The script sucks. Most of the time you just sit there eating popcorn and wondering what is holding Miss Scarlet’s dress up.

The plot is similar to the game. All the suspects show up for dinner, a murder takes place and I’ve never seen more gum on the floor in a movie theatre for the screwballs who try to follow the story to pick out the murderer you’ll give up after half of the show. But if you do stick with it, you’ve got a good chance of being right, as there are three murderers. You'll only get to see one, (thank God) if you do see this movie,

because there is a different killer for different areas where the ‘film’ is shown.

Bluntly the movie is bad, bad, bad. Someone had a heart how- ever, as it is only 85 minutes long. Applause please.

It rates a four out of ten.

King Solomon's Mines

Barely does a movie this bad actually make it to the theatres. This is one of those movies that make you want to pretend you are going to get popcorn, and then sneak into the other theatre.

Richard Chamberlain stars as Quartermain, the corny hero, who not only steals moves from Indiannia Jones, but also steals his lives. Sharon Stone is Miss Houston, the typically beautiful, stubborn woman whose pants

Panthers lose

By Shelli Wheaton

The UPEI Panthers were downed 5-1 by the University of Moncton Blue Eagles in Moncton on Friday night. Led by Claude Lefebre with two goals, the Blue Eagles opened a four-point lead over the Panthers in the Mac- ‘Adam Division of the AUHC.

Bob MacDonald scored the lone marker for the Panthers.

UPEI was behind 3-0 into the

to U.deM.

UPEI was behind 3-0 going into the third of a penalty infested game which resulted in 354 minutes, 179 to the Panthers and 175 to the Blue Eagles.

A minor bench clearing incident errupted at 19:33 of the second and a major bench clearing brawl

at 17:42 of the third. UPEI was outshot 36-33.

January 23, 1986

continuously get shorter some- how. If this movie didn’t end when it did, this woman would give a new meaning to the word ‘shorts’.

The show has the same plot as the Temple of Doom, Romancing the Stone, and similar to The Jewel of the Nile. One difference is that our typical hero’s, plus Ambopo, (the refrigerator’s cou- sin who was accidently dropped on a hot stove) are battling the German Army for the Jewels. Along the way, the now average events take place. They roll yaround, off, under and over a train, fly a World War I by-plane, attempt to get boiled with some plastic vegetables, meet an up- side-down tribe of idiots who hang from trees and smile at the camera, and then comes the finalee. Here they meet Tina Turner’s grandmother, the evil leader of a tribe of cannibals: This is where some bad ‘special’ effects round out the movie as a ‘hole’.

This movie actually makes Clue look okay. (is such a thing poss- ible?) Out of ten it gets a two.

7/09

WELL BERNIE, (IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NEAT.

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