‘rim CVHARLOTTETOWN GUARDIAN

JUNE 12, 1926 //__f

i Grins’ Fairy Tale9

A 20th Century Version of Stories You Have Heard Before

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Health Literature

D|QK WHITTINGTON 5y GREGORY GRIN ‘w, ll collie

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m; noses in the Bowery. uiikewm theue is a ceiiuin

d, _ , f was ‘fit to ‘be tied. __Flrst he went “my a carbollc highba 111111159111‘ highbrow literature would term down to the dollar-dorm empori- The prescription is so simple Moll with u side 111311 °PR11M’°""I1I1S 1118111182. he told them that if um and got a set of ‘scenery which and‘ inexpensive that many do

eqiaudmws bread (r0111 10 fiwro u, l; position

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m are out “h, gglstl1lfl8.

t iii one shot. 10:31:11 ilon't believe _ W» to this tale and ll‘ it doesn‘ m; the rake, then elmli-ry wagon.

wdhgldvl‘ by coliiparisoli. Some oiie slipped

F; about‘ the streets king paved with

plug llurg. V when lie arrived he hadn't pas

at he was wised up to the Inc

ipii-k or shovel,

m! nut any luore gold

ligand called it a day-

Next morning the silent part lu of the firm of ‘Mr. and ‘airs llitwarren found him on the stePS

lei than the ‘guy who stays ul

he iu the niorniiffg.

I cut. -

lnxercrise on the manhole cov tiihieh the cook called pancakes

illbuse.

. Dick would have

ll been for the cook.

‘ Dick was an

where there were

i tile ‘Sahara. But Dick

‘llier out of it for a penny. 1111111: Puss the run of that gar was like turning the ‘star soles- for a gyp stock stmipuny at n convention of widows. cleaned up like a mop. and became as scurse as night. lln Zlion "City.

11w old ‘l-‘ltz iiiui a proposition imade the Florlda-‘lantl ‘racket like a penny ‘ante game at

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m will: 80¢

I \ Chmnfion — for cus other r n Fords “Pwked u. llil er... s... 90!

UPREME

11° mltter how fine ordwfisll. emororcsryou r ve,

1: ‘blatlsfsctory performance 1'"¢1Y dependent on its Phlll- That iswhy engi-

M W110 design the finest mlQ-both in this coun- amd Europe. have selected quimlflons ss standard ""111. snd why two “a three motorists the hula? 511V mplons

"LA-Melon

6km‘ for Every Engine mdhln-made Product Windsor. ‘

Rogers Hardware ‘

‘ ‘ DllTfldlUTOh

r magazine whose ed‘ top woaltl

ms" if an issue ever apuélffll‘ they were m, failed to carry a feature 111"‘ 1e wncerning the lad who rose-

oui otters to John D., Henry‘ and ll... rest of the high-pres!

you know the type~the kind of1hflfl1l ‘ y that girls forget—t‘ho klndQ-l m, sign tliscouneh 111111 hwrn thejdrt ikluixht oil Willi] tlixe ‘resthof 111,11ll’~‘ltz took the urli ng t e -mt-l

it, ‘give a neither ‘dois

Dick Wliiltiugtoti, at the time oilr up bi-b us, was an orphan and i0

i-thiil lie made u tenant farmer ‘we i-ycloiie belt seem a bloated

hini the old

of London ‘stuff that runs lllllill to the ton, so he lit out for

“more than two tralllc lights be-

tit while there was plenty of Gold llggers at work, none of them use-d‘, and that there In ‘tliel beets than there is ‘fur on a carp- lle trallted ‘iilitil his dogs were us, ale tls a ‘lefetitcd-caintlldute. then 4

9p, curled up like a. mail-order‘

1| Fitz was about to give‘ hlm the,‘ 111's rush‘ figuring that Dick was]

ilnight to keep from washing his,

ht Dick stopped hlm long enough mi him for a job, suyml; that ‘he litift had anything to eat for so ‘sg that his stomach thought the lithe lockjuw or that his throat

llz wasn't a bad old wart. so itel Mick to go ln and take somei

ili‘. which he could put on s Iltllllllg match with the kitchen,‘ jlnd help out generally around

fitting ‘his chow and flop regu-i been as‘ ~ as a fly ln a restaurant if 11.1

Tlis big Paluka was u rancid‘ offside ‘play to ~cs popular as a book agent in‘ iiitreet —an'tl she didn't over- t bet in luirklng Dick feel as hat home as u blim in the

his gave lilin ‘a. roonl in the gar’

six more“, “ than there are grains of’ sand bu“ mokmg M the W511i “lithe bottom

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Illdoute ‘Carlo. In addition to tak-I Once the ‘boodle was deposited- »i1ng up the collection at the local Old Horatio Alger was no slouch outpost of heaven he to sliilginl; 11111 bhhkifltted out a ship with Miami-proud working 1111Y5lw001W0l'111 gems, 519p out in the nick of time 1° Fiji islands and the llllthgfllel‘ ‘of the ‘local bank-l m“, runaway horse and. are re- nrded ,|,y mote kopecs than there

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11l1l1VBh- And that Baby win-s good

members or wh-at

the writers o

the bo

bet.

After the old gent ‘iflfltl sailed

well, the Old B3711 111,110 W101i? Dick .wils a.‘ happy as a. ‘luck in a m, "Ulck Wultuutzlou 1101111111 ileseit, roi- the cook

tfillld spot Alger uliil the editor of Highly;

ili‘ Blah llook til‘ fifteen bull ‘it-lid riding ‘liliu.

Finally lie tlocdtwl 1 consisted of buttolilug

to lilt the ‘breeze. ‘He walked as

upon i1 big stone wlilcli

ors on the l'll1.)1Jt?l‘ilPl'1( wagons a “Whlttiiigtuiifis Stone."

frequently

set s-aii for the tmtlcd with the

‘When he got through there wasn't ,1111y111111E left on the lslwnd but the 51111111.? and a few coconut empties.

98111118 together one day all the

willing to add a few shekles to the kitty they could ‘he in on the Great Divide of the swagJout to be s collegiate in ‘his attire. 111B- They all put ln their jack except Whore 11B Dick. who was, as usual, its busted‘ as the Ten Commandments. ‘How- ever ‘he dragged in Puss and told ‘lat if he would let him rat lie would take a tick-

for the lad,dow‘n ‘he made the fancy kids look called it a 1l‘ke ‘a ‘biinch‘ of bums

- the excursion win, lose or Feeling sorry cat and

lay awake world that he was 100 per cent, hie thinking up new ways ofiailded the final touch, the ue plus‘

to shake the wearing hits garters joint. ‘So. parking his trunk, which neck.

‘his coiitfl 111111 pulling on his hat, lie stsrtediln the high-nose district oi’ mutton.

fur as llighgatcplv-fer to the blllli-tllllfl. boys as the where bittllliillg tired, he sutduwniflaborlng class" that. he was really even tuiaccepted ili this day ls pointed out by the oret- tlualified to g-ive lectures on “Alueil

luppllsd by 1h; P. E. I. Rod - Brass Society

rOQ-Qm-Q4-QQ DRINK SIX GLASSES OF WATER A D

in the ships strong box, he ordered all sales set and started "for Lon- f don, where ‘he arrived in due time. Just as ‘soon us he reached homo he sent for Dick and told him that ! alongside of ‘his cat the goose that laid‘ the golden egg was a ‘blank cartridge.

When Dick realized that he had six dollars more than. Rookfellel’ 11o

"Drink six glasses of water every duy" was advised in areceut radio health talk of the New York state ‘department of health. This is the ydoatoris order, not for the invalid, ‘but for the person of health.

would make a fit running mute for Peggy Hopkins Joyce. He set

uot appreciate ‘its importance. And yet, for those who have good health and wish to ‘keep it, plenty of wat-

He bought Oxford bags-you know er every day is all absolute neces-

those trick pants in which you have to take two ‘steps before the pants move. He got everything sartorial from ‘rsdislies to the aft~ er-dlnner speech. When he stepped out of that gents furnishing slicke-

slty. "Plenty" is about six glasses.

so much water ‘is necessary. Water softens the flood we eat, making it’ more easily digested and absorbed. It‘so dilutes the digestive jii‘ices that they can reach and act on‘

who have every particle of food. lt dilutes‘ in the couliille blood and lymph and keeps the membranes uioist. it helps to‘ regulate the body temperature by1 illstrilbutiti-g‘ ‘heat tlo various parts‘ and ‘by disposing of surplus heati

been rldiing the rods district.

And to prove to the astlgmatic

ultra. of sartorial coni-pleteness by‘l111‘0\18h perspiration- 11 is 11 11111111 ul-guud lap.‘ important factor ili the removal (if waste.

Then lie ordered a house‘ ‘built Body is Two-thirds Water ‘But. it was not until ‘he ‘started to The food which ‘is ‘burned lu the] biody ‘to keep us warm and‘ give us‘ the power to work and move pro- duces waste just as the ‘burning of coal produces ashes. Then, too, there is a constant breaking down and wearing out of the cells and

London society niud

s can lgnorninouses l Have Met." About this time, Dick ~ who

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ppickod out i], so-ftdtroking door

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kiiowledged, iliclt must

sky through

‘begun to ring, and‘ foggy In the ‘bean, Dick ‘thought ‘they said: . i‘ "Turn Again, ‘Whlttington, l ‘Lord Mayor of London." Taking another kiss at the bot- tle. Dick reinsrked "So's your Old Mali." But again and again Dick thought they re- ‘peated the same words. “Pliers are four thousand seven huutlretl and sixty-seven things l would rather be

of the rock and alikled ‘beck to the house.

Uld Fitz, after n voyage that was rougher than a Flappefs conver- sation, finally reached a safe port ili the ‘Fills. The natives fell for the phony jewelry llurd and often, and Fitz made a cleaning that even ‘POllZl coilltln't sheer off.

Just while he was getting ready

to take it on the ru-n in case one of the yokels tried to cut glass with tho syltlhetls ‘gems and B91 Wlsed Iup to the swindle, Fitz was invited to a party at the castle. i Scarcely were they seated at ‘tile table when n gang of rats flockml over the ‘table helplufl themselves to the food with all the enthusiasm of poor relations at a fumlly ‘reunion.

Now ordinarily, the King was as‘ close a9 the hands of a clock at noon, but lie was so burned up that ‘he told Fitz he would give» hull of all the gold in his kingdom to be rid of the mts. Whole money was concerned. Fltz's luster than a sturboarder at ‘meal time and he thought of Dicks cat.

Cats were us unk-nown in the Fills as beer checks in the Sil-ndey Offerlngso when Fitz returned with piles Rllitl turned her loose among tnt- choose destroyers the King could not have been mo" surprised if mic or his subjects hid

complained“ that taxes were not high enoug . ‘Pits-s went UITOIIKh 1116 9115119

like Sherman went through Geo- rgia and when she had‘ f111111119¢1 the King figured that 8191111118 1191' ‘(or half of his gold was 11kt! 11111)’- lng the Flatiron building for two bits iMex.

like a weakling. lie even insisted on his share of the gold in 1118 King's teeth and when he finally left the castle he had so Inlwh swsg tbst It made ‘hlm bowlollotl l0 0M1‘! It.

Now, while it was never officially’ now signed his checks R. Lancaster] mere is no mo,‘ have

h _ of a bottle, for while ‘m1 “W111? he 115W a 1111-19110 was sitting there the‘ bells of ‘1 with an animated mousetrap Ho“, phmch ‘ tied Pussy» and he hlgh-pres-‘belng

the bells rang

than Mayor of

mmd worked ‘pletely shattered.

tissues. This broken diown and worn out. material ‘is thrown into the ‘blood to be excreted by the skin, lungs, kidneys and intes- tines. ‘Copious water drinking aids the action oi‘ these organs and pre- vents- tlie accumulation‘ of poisons lil the system.

‘Every tissue and every ongan of the body, even the teeth contain water. ‘ili fact, the body is about two-thirds wilter and this propor- tion must be maintained. Every day about five pints oi‘ water are lost through the various organs of eliiutlustion and this loss mils-t be maide up if the human machine ts to do ‘its work properly. ‘Since only a part ls replaced by the food‘ that ‘we eat, it is necessary to make up the deficit, which amounts to aboutasix glasses.

Too Little Water May Cause Head- ache.

‘Simple and necessary as ‘it ‘ls t0 drink plenty of water there are many who do not ‘take a sufficient quantity. ‘Such people are accus- tomed to give their systems less than the required amount and al-

Tliere are several reasons why;

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The Handy Man's Corner

LAYING LINOLEUM.

1111Y111g linoleum is a simple op~1 erutlon in most looms. But to do it‘ successfully and avoid Waqglg flu-rel are a few points ivhich will be ofl assistance to the novice. First as-_‘ “11111111 how much llnolmnn will be required to cover the particular; floor. allowing a lilllt: roi- inistc. Tllc amount will tlcpeull upon tile shape of the. room, its‘ tllmengitmg- “"11 ‘"1 1119 P11110111 til‘ illc iiiatcrliil.‘ 11 1111: 1110111 1s 0t‘ awkward shape‘ it will be wise to allow an lf.\'ll'il- amount equal io the itrca oi‘ the re-l

Coiiimt-ncedaying the linoleum, by unrolliiig it so that the longest

1ngaiust the batten as

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shown in Fig.2. Two or three cuts will suf- fiw- to sever the linoleum t-tlniplele- iy. lt - hould then be troddten out from the liiitldle towards the ends and teiulairariiy fixed. Atljust tlic Hccolltl pieci- so that the pattern mutclit-s before cutting ii fioiu the roll.

|->'111|i11l-’. lhc roll along one way or

the other until (‘fll“'i.

'l“"t‘it the eiiils of the ‘uizitcrizil <‘lo.<.eiy' to the wall, proceed as shown ili Fig. 3i. Press the lllltllvllifl with the left h.tlltl.l'irliily‘ on itiilie

the pattern l|iu|-

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Today-- Every Day

su EDDED WHEAT

Nature's whole wheat tonic food

strii ~ ' . t. ’ " ' ’ _‘_” " " ""'”' " “*'*"'_"_'i‘" [heImfiilnqnfioidgfjlgv; motion and thus rut ‘ill tlit- stir» 1'll1't' to iilitat s which have un- is Show" at A and the Hvcund l)1llS,Pl‘0fi§i_lll‘l* lilii- tltivrii on to the slglilly lit-ads. Another plan is to 1‘ 1‘ the two striis us! reach ro a i '1 1 1 '11- ' ‘ 11- ' n“ l‘ l; H.mn'1m”e i’ 1‘ ‘$131111.’ iii"if"fii;..iiii“'{l; ‘.“‘.:;..:f".::::".":::; t1‘:.“.':;-'":;.f.'.:'":;.::i"*t‘.n":"..:": 1:211: .--- ‘N, _ i - . " »"'i.",“i.. gihhnglcqlllllles l'il1‘:tl1l\‘voh11Fsilxfiiovzjrilii];I of tlii- liiii- rail lb~ liiclietl uutll-r lulll ln- ulilaliil-tl ri-aily prepared aflerwflrds ti“: 'l_etl_‘h_5 mu] ‘m: its edge, \\'1llt‘1l4 is a t-oiiveiiit-iit-t- tor the piirpost- from most iron- [WU Spaces u" Pmwr side of [he zillil help. in tliis ruse, a 1llli('vt‘X-‘llltlllgvkfi. 4 _ hearth M I) and 1h, with separate tirnitili.“ 1H1 allowwi when rultiiig.‘ Il tiii- 111104141 tirreliiiiin perman- meces‘ > lo ili ‘i id stiapt-‘l power‘. it l>' Fllli1yvlll position it i.-i best to (‘ill

when mlromng the mllwrhl 1m- '_ 7/ best to liiurk out. accurately oiitlie the lilt't‘i'.\" anti lt-l tilt-m luy for v6 a Emu“ amount Amman“ '1 \‘ ft _ ~iiiinrl1 ol llit- llllt‘ .'is lur its lrtlm- two or tlir‘ days, to allow tile lnu- me Hunting PM m“ anuwlsa V’ l; / .<l‘1l11*..]'11l1l‘ll ‘in-i- n-i shoivu in l‘ ig._-i1-ria| to .-‘.l|‘l‘l(;1l and lay out flat, unwum Say ‘l i‘; fur mm riuizlw ‘if , l.‘ which \\lll have the t‘i‘ll‘i‘ll4ll1 ll should then be relllt)\'t-ti,_a good at [he ‘Onwr Hm‘ Irhpni-afl- W‘? ‘AH_,~,-,‘.,/_,,‘,.‘ flog liieiikllig or Icliit-ltyiiigfltlit» iiizitelial puitioii ‘of the flour‘ liberally em] ‘yaw ‘of kmimg d“; “umiln-m on tlit- iilldtnfiltlll, Iii illlilill I114‘ ("li1.,;t'(I‘illl‘(l with pa>te and the lino re- ns 5mm“ in Figs‘ " ‘K ‘UM 4 Kn H‘ y ‘I H _ _ l H i I _ “I , lllll tlieltiiiie nloiii; lltilll uutler- l.ii‘l ‘ipoii _i‘_ illlftlllllil; it gradually should ‘he prororlfi-pi-‘v-nl-l mmr-Pg- t urns ill] ‘orig ill in t]; iiuttirlltlllt- iii-nth its‘ sli-‘uir ili lug. 1i, taking and applying paste to the floor as “men hbd‘ d. flak T‘ l‘. I wee i lt,‘i col .1114 \\.i_ . >0. lllai - to illllilW \-'1l.lVI‘t-\|‘l'l' tlit- shape lira-tied lt is ivi-ll llii-li to tread it u 1 e ,3" I111‘- T19 11"“- 1111" 11l1111$ 111111 111 1111' 11111‘-l111‘-"‘1"1 haw |t| be. lliis nielluid ii llat “r gt) over with a heavy polish- wuy 1°91"- 11 1{“_*"""‘11 111" "111 111 1" 11H tht- miiilsi-iile, lloltl i114‘ ' _ t‘fll'l‘ll'tl out. wil unially inc brush. to bring it into flrin mark the position fonilit: cut, ull- lmjl‘ g (‘ltifibly against tlii- tviiliis- result ili a lii1‘<'1_\‘ fitting ]J1t‘l‘t' of “oiitai-t with the piistctl flour a few roll the material a little bt-yulldu-nte pmsiiilt- but ilirlilietl from lino which has lib-ii only in 1w ta“li~ bi-iiii‘ tlriven iii here and m1” Burk‘ ""11 #1111113 11 3109K 111" 11 ti l1‘. alitl 1V1 illt‘ poiilt of I111’: held in ||1il\'1' null taut-nod: 1i1ll‘l't>|ll lix it. floor uutll it can lay flat. 'l‘hi-ii lay kiiib- ln- _i‘ll1iiI"il by the iiiiylt- ‘it’ tln- ldiiiilt-iiin i> lit-st l‘ ‘ilvllvli by tlilii» ——‘ ‘<#>-———— u batten on llii- liiuti-rial uliil (1l'i|\\' \\'1l‘|l\‘l'tl]t- ;|||,| ti“. 110m. "g Limwu my lh’\vn i“ PAW. “m, m,“ “in,” i, M,“ h, m 1M.“ l, i“ aw 1-119 ‘P111111 11f 1111*. 1111,1113 zlvrues U l|__1"li.',. Ii. ilrutlihilly \\‘(ll'|f iii1-_l 1(1ll1\\llilll lino pins or ltlrlls, lull; liuril to interest hlm ill-YURI‘ 9117111130 W111“? 14111111118 the 11111 iiiili- tilting witli :i ‘sllulil iiliVillfld‘ should lie iiwil ili pro-lei f|‘tll|ll||-~‘

though they may suffer from head- aches and indigestion they ‘never dream trhat lack of water has any- thing to do with such disturbances. lltl’, therefore. you have not ‘been in the haiblt of drinking s-ix glasses of water each day commence ‘to do so now. Take one or two glasses ‘in the morning before breakfast, preferably hot. This will tone up. the ‘stomach for work. Take tbe| other four during the day. They will not only act as a flush to the stomach and ‘intestines but will stimulate the liver, kidneys and skin to healthy action. There is no objection to tlrink- ing water at meals, prowltleil‘ ‘that in the mouth; otherwise there is a tendency to wash the food down without stil- flcieut mastication. book on water drinking then as another health habit - and ‘make lt a point, to drink six glasses every day.

V1111} 1 When Dick Whittlngton stepped out af tlisl goat's furnishing shake-

down he mule the fancy kids In the magtultis tsds look like it hunch of bums

Whlttlngton——\vent iu for politics.

‘Wiell, when the word got around among the wise boys that Dick would sttlntl for a good‘ shaking down for the campaign fund, they started to play h‘im like a big cus- lno.

First he was made an Alderman, next ‘Sheriff and finally Lord Mny~ or cl London.

And here ls one that will] put furrows in your gray muitter~Why, it Wlllillllgltln was such a feature act as the Lord ‘Mayor, did they put his statue over the archway oi’ the Old‘ Prison at Newgute? ‘

idlgure that one out and we will

Hygeia

Revival in Annual . Flowers

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0M1’ “ 18W Yfiars use garden

London, but l can't think of any of send you. all charges 111111111111. 11 wmw“ W918 111111111118 against usln ' them right now." thought ou-r Boy ‘beautiful set or gold lncrusted 311111111111. maintaining that they ch15 Scout. And so he took a loud glass gulf ‘bulls. “"911 11D 1119 garden and interfered and ‘Fitz mad“ u cleaning -—— with the more valuable perennials,

The “'“"“1"E W111i undoubtedly jus- 1111353; uerthe time ‘because the an. bundled iteimoi pwpwly “W” °" Huck] “l! Wt-re strcwed about so

Y 1°)’ 111111 no chance to de- "11011 their true worth. 51111111118. for the most part, glvan

‘Weak And Nervous

A Condition Always Due to Thin. Watery Blood.

'l‘llln blood and weak nerves ken- ernlly urc found together. lied Drfillflr treatment‘ are us elfet-llva blooded people seldom complain of all 11911311111818 811d usually give a nervousness. The reason ls that P911191‘ W811111i 0f 1111111111 over a the blood feeds the nerves and ‘n55? ""11"- They 1116 indispens- kieups tliein toned u-p to do the 3'19 10711171119111115 11 111111111)’ of Wonk nature lnlelitietl. When thi- 00m n“ "mmm" “m1 keellmll 1110 “blood 1s tlilii and weak it falls ili garden ‘my when 1"""“"'1111111 11111"! ithls important ‘function and ner- “one m" of bkwm 01' "'9 Y" l" 1vous trouibles follow. The follow fiiuvlgolthe1rmflispluy_ They are the ;liig case will interest those who flmnglthgibgfgfihgg 511:3 kppeerglnmlt1r1r- ‘need a tonic for the blood uliil (“splay hooked m) rmm émlllllktlfi tierves. Mrs l). Veuo, ilnlon Squnrc (NHL ' ‘ g