NOTICE BOARD

Happy Birthday Mike,

From ME.

What is the difference between a Business student and a farmer?

- A farmer gets paid for shovelling @#$%

What do you say toa person who has an Arts degree?

"I'll have a burger and fries please!"

What's the call sign of a successful engineer?

"ALL ABOARD"

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SPIKE,

TITUS HUGOSO!!! alli,

WW

-the "SOCIETY".

Michelle,

-Everybody!

Tracy: Have fun on the boat?

- Fish.

What do you calla smart hockey player?

- A liar.

Why do people like to kiss other people?

The gunk in their mouthes has "Impulse' ' deodorant on.

puh-lease...

Wanted: dead and not alive.

1. 1991 looney, last seen travelling tlre country; answers to the name of Brian.

If found, return to Baie Comeau, Quebec.

x

Wanted: Dead or deader, for you to make a trip down to the X-Press office with your Noticeboard submis- — sions A.S.A.P. )

From the living dead.

UPEI X-P RESS

November 14, 1991

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