GUIDE TO THE WEEK AHEAD x

LIBRA (SEPT.23 TO OCT.22) You are going to be the stereotypical social butterfly for this week. Don’t be so particular this week and things will be fine. Beware of friends who want to borrow clothes.

SCORPIO (OCT.23 TO NOV.21) Don’t be so par- ticular about everything. Let things come naturally and stop analyzing everyone. Some things happen for no reason and human beings just have to live with this horrible fact of life.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV.22 TO DEC.21) Avoid watching too much telly this week because things may be happening in the real world and you’ II miss them, babe. Concentrate on your love life this week (that is if you have one--if not, see next week’s forecast).

CAPRICORN (DEC.22 TOJAN.19) Romance is not lurking around the corner, cap. What you have to do is look on your own fora special significant other. Who knows, though--maybe the dream one ofa life time has been right beside you all the time.

AQUARIUS (JAN.20 TO FEB.18) You are just one of those people who do not believe in the concept of punctuality. Unfortunately, this is ticking a certain someone off. Be a little more considerate this week and it will be appreciated.

PISCES (FEB.19 TO MARCH 20) Work your little butt off this week and payback time will approach around the end of the month. Unfortunately, this is not the time for play. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT procrastinate on important issues. You are forwarned, so take heed to this brilliant advise.

ARIES (MARCH 21 TO APRIL 19) A bit of advise to the one who is usually the life of the party: too many drinks at too many parties equals a lot of gos- sip. This is not the time for overindulgence. Don’t pig out on liquid that makes you talk funny.

TAURUS (APRIL 20 TO MAY 20) This is not the week to pick a fight (physical or verbal) because you will not likely win it. Be as casual as possible and try not to make an ass out of yourself on Wednesday.

GEMINI (MAY 21 TO JUNE 20) Try not to veg to much this week because little assignments creep up quickly and have a tendency to punch students in the face. Be on guard for these pesky little creatures ant be prepared.

CANCER (JUNE 21 TO JULY 22) No one likes a show off, and even though people do not have many chances to accuse you of being such a horrendous creature, you can fit the bill on occasion. Justa littl warning so you won’ t be hard on the head--no pay-

ment necessary. MW

LEO (JULY 23 TO AUG.22) Yo, Leo: don’t be so status-conscious. Yourconfidence is waning this week, but you shouldn’t worry, you'll be back to yo! ol’self by mid-week. Try not to spend so much $$ c frivolous things.

VIRGO (AUG.23 TO SEPT.22) There mightbea _ little bit on conflict on the homefront this week but - stand your ground and be firm. Stop dreaming so ~ much and head back to reality-- itisn’tsuchabad — place after all.

UPEI X-P RESS

October 24, 1991