UPEI Business Society

The

would like to welcome you

Business Society. back once again for another semester, and we hopc that the delay of exams was::"t too much for you.

We would like to an- nounce that a speaker has been chosen and confi.rmed for our annual Businessman’s D:nuer. We are plrased to be «xble to have Dr. P32ter Campbell, CEO & President of Midland Doherty speak at our event which will be held March 8, 1988 at the CP Prince Edward Hotel. Fur- ther details are to be an- nounced later.

Plans are underway for the Business Society’s intra-

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By Sean MacIntosh

A big welcome back to one and all (except you know statitiscians and referees. If who) out there in university- you would like to help please land. The new semester get in touch with one of the has started and everyone Business Society’s executive is again putting their noses to the grindstone. I have been told by one of Marian Hall’s Alumni members that it would be a great idea to

some help from you as far as

members.

We would like to con- gradulate all those who par- tici- pated in Policy last semester. * give a list of what Santa gave to each of the University’s Societies for Christmas. We sent a letter to Santa and

Special recognition goes out to the 3 placing groups with © Ist place going to the group

of Terry Doucette, Grant’ received a prompt reply via

Rudolph. It reads; Dear Marian Hall,

I have read you letter and since you all have been good boys over the past year, I have agreed to your re- quest. The following is a list of the UPEI Societies which have received gifts from me this past Christmas. The So- cieties not mentioned were not good girls and boys and did not deserve

Gardner, Paul Llewellyn and David Windor.

therefore,

Good luck to presents.

The English Society

A years subscription to Ranger Ricky Magazine, to enhance their vocabulary.

The Chemistry Society

A Ghostbusters kit to get rid of the ghost of you know who that haunts the halls of Cass.

The History Society

A neanderthal man, fi- nally someone with whom they can win an argument!

The Biology Society The new life form found

in the toilets of the engine- earing department.

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The Vets

A Teddy Ruxpin com- plete with a dissection in- struction tape.

The Computer Science Society

A Fisher Price Speak and Spell, batteries not in- cluded.

Le Club Politic

The novel, “Did the Cavemen Have Prime Minis- ters?”

The Business Society

Books with the answers in them because they can’t figure them out for them- selves.

The Psychology Society

A one-size-fits-all straight jacket.

The Jock Society

To each and every one, a tutor to help them attain an Arts Degree.

The Engine-earing Soci- ety

Since they all asked for the same thing I gave them all a case of inflate-a-mates.

Hall Happenings

I hope you ‘boys have a good semester and I wish you all the best in 1988.

Sincerely yours,

Santa Clause

We of Marian Hall wish to thank Santa for this help- ful information and wish him the best in the coming year. Also, thank you M.M. for the wonderful idea for this ar- ticle and §S.G., C.G., K.A., J.P., K.V., D.G. and all else who helped with the ideas for gifts. :

Marian Hall wishes to congratulate the Soccer Pan- thers in winning the Pre- Christmas Hockey Tourna- ment but beware, Big Dogs Eat Last in 88!

Marian Hall Joke of the Week :

Question: When was tlt happiest day in the Engin® ear’s life?

Answer: When he foun! out he could use Right Guar under his left arm!!