peat,

Dear John,

My bathroom buddy has this annoying habit of leaving drops on the toilet seat.-What can I do? Tired of Puddles

advice from a slightly different perspective

Dear Puddles, Buy one of those tacky signs that says: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat.

Dear John, I am looking for used Playboy or Playgirl magazines. I am willing to pay top dollar. If anyone has any laying about, please contact me in room 218 of Marion Hall. Sincerely, Homer

Dear Homer, You are one sick, disgusting pig. Just how much are you willing to pay? I might have a couple of magazines under my bed, I’ll check.

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UNB suspends professor

Date rape advocate disciplined

(CUP) he University of New Brunswick in fo Fredericton has suspended mathemat- ics professor Matin Yaqzan, author ofa controversial article on date rape published on Nov. 5 in the student newspaper.

The suspension takes effect today. Tom Traves, vice-president (academic), has initi- ated a full review of Prof. Yaqzan’s perform- ance of his professional responsibilities. Al- though precipitated by the Nov. 5 newspaper

| article, this review will encompass Prof. | Yaqzan’s total employment record. | Prof. Yaqzan has been instructed to stay away

from the university campus during the suspen- sion. Another instructor will be assigned to his courses until the matter is resolved.

AVAILABLE AT: PROUDE SHOES - 161 ST. PETERS ROAD

November 18, 1993/X-Press/15