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by James Martin and Mike Raters

Rare is the Chess Club not blessed with a generous completent of wags, zanies, screwballs, and pompous

idiots who, naturally enough, ~

spout amiscience on any and all subjects and on Cl'ess in particular.

A wag in a leading New ' York City Chess Club chose a propitious Irment to spring

his trap on Mr. Omiscient, in

the presence of a sizable audience. "Tell HE, Mr. 0," Mr. W.

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asked, “what is an improved . square? 7 find out, and I don't find an ' gonitinanyChess text. ll , V "Well, Sir.. ..." Mr. O. began with sone l'esitancy, and gaining nanentun, went on and on and on, "explaining" how and under what circum- stances a sqmre on the board is improved in a game of Chess

Mr. W. thanked Mr. O. profusely and waited Lmtil

the latter took his departure.

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I have been trying to warned listeners - all

doubled up with laughter. "Didn't I tell you? Nothin' g is hidden the mind of this moron." _

'Ihe wag had informed his co- conspirators that on his way to the Club he had seen an I advertisement in the subway, ' setting forth pridefully the matzoh (unleavened rectangular biscuit used in Jewish rituals) of, latest vintage as an "improved square."

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