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(he explaining to anOther Why he fired his / Once there was a sparrow who decided to fly secretary: -- south for the winter; however, seen its wings were "TWO weeks am" he said: "was my 45th birthday coated with ice and it crashed to the ground in a and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. - f . ’ ' . I went into breakfast lmowing that my wife would As it lay there half—frozen, a cow wanna”. by be pleasant to me. And she didn't even say "Good » ' and crapped on the poor sparrow. "Surely this must morning" let alone say "Happy Birthday". I said, he the end"thought the sparrow. well, that’s wives for you. The children will , However, laying there all covered with the Wr- ' ~ warm shit, it soon revived and started singing. "They came into breakfast: and didn't say a Just then, a big cat came by, heard the sparrow, word.‘ When I, started for the office, I was feeling ' ~ dug it out and prarptly ate the sparrow. pretty low. As I walked into my office, Janet said THE mRAL OF THE S'IORY: " Goodmorning Boss — Happy Birthday". I felt a ‘ 1. Not everyone who shits on you is your eneny. little bit better — someone had remembered. I 2. everyone that digs you out is your friend. worked until' noon. About noon, She knocked on 3. If you ever find yourself covered with shit, my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful keep your mouth shut.

day outside and it is your birthday — lets go to lunch, just you and I."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we A newly ordained prieSt was nervous about his ,

normally go; we went out into the may to a first mass went to a friend for advice. The little private place. We had mo drinks. I answer he received was to put a few drops of vodka

enjoyed the luch tremendously. On the way back to into his h°1Y water: so he_did and the Priest the office, she said, "You 3mm, it's such a went through mass Wlth no Sign of nervousness

beautiful day, we don't really need to go back to “mts‘Pever: .After mass he went to his; suPerj'or

the Office, do we?" for his opinion. The superior's answer was, you She said lets go by my a I nt and I will did all right, but there are a few points that I

fix you another drink. We went to her apartment Yam: to make Clear“ 3 - “

and had the drink and she said, "Boss, if you ' There are 10 Gama“ ts’ not 12'

don't mind, I think I"ll go and change into 2' There were 12 apostles” notklg' something more mfortableu. I allowed her to do 3. You do not refer to Jesus Chnst and the apostles

so, as I didn't'mind at all. She went into the as J'C‘ and the bOYS' . a beer and in a few mums came out of tea 4. You do not refer to the cross as the Big 'T' .

bedroom carrying a big birthday cake followed by 5' It's Father! son! and HOlY Ghost; nOt Big DaddYr

my wife and children. All were singing "Happy Junior I afld the . . Birthday" and there I sat with nothimI on but my 6. Jesus 5 mother 15 refered to as the Virgin Mary,

socks_ not Mary with the cherry. - \ As for the announcements, there is a taffy ‘ 7- DaVid Slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out

pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a pete pulling of him. , y

contest ast St. TaffY'S- . x » i v Rumour Hath It

— that Katherine Ross has a hickey which she's not -F0r the COSt Of IESienoe next fall. there b6tter be

afraid to hide and what she's trying to find out is - shOe shine boys in every , which of the three placed it on her personals. -that Pak has been seen buying a bra at Kmart. _ 1 -that Moans and groans have Tween heard coming out of -that Darlene and John H. are engaged but to mom is

Bernadine 313 . the question .

-that Sgt. Preston is going west and his dog King is -that Kevin is known as the mad rapist. I staying home. -that Kevin R. thinks there is a pizza jomt on —'I‘hat Barbara anm would like to thank her two campus when he is in the moonlight with Kim. most devoted Fans (P.B. & N.M.)for all their loyal -that the Whimp thinks incest is best because it's a support and kind wishes!!! F Q {FT ’ game the whole family can play. ... r lefted handed bOV v-rm- -“- J ’ . ~that Titdidle— bun has "Save the 10 Fever". cHEDatHSYS?tab§:Oin the citvl. ' -that a Freudian slip makes everyone's name Start -tnat u.u."’anC1 d.B. have been on the bottle lately. with K even if it isn't quht Kheather? -that apathy was not present at UPEI on March '31 as —that a certain MR, K, Walker gets off peeping many students participated in "The Protest". ‘ into women's washrooms. ' -that UPEI's oldest graduate, Jim Costello, will be —that miss R of 313 turned down James leaving for home shortly. ‘ . ,. _ Pond and pizza, because "her man" was caning to I -that Cynthia and Larry are back together (who gives 'study'with her. . a damn?) - -that some civic minded person/s delivered a whole —that beer bottles have legs. 'If you happen to see years supply of toilet paper 93 Pak's door. . any (about 20 cases) walk by, contact lst floor , -that Carson has to protect his kidneys because he Bernadine. . is getting old. _ -that applications for UPEISU jobs are now available. —that after seeing Monty Python's Holy Grail, B.M. -that the new executive takes office May lst. of 101 Marian fears killer-rabbits lurking in his ‘ —that Maureen has done a terrific job as editor of \ room. / > the Don't you think so? . -that Marcel has a twin sister! I -that Peter Wilson is campus renamed'for "Pot harties". -mat the Ski tripv‘s‘regal party was a wildfne. -that the 20% off sale is at the Bookstore NOW! Starte<i Friday, went all Weekend: right Ern}e- _ -that you'd be drunk too if you curled from 10 a.m. -that one of the key part1c1pants of the Skl trip to 10 p.m. and spent $43.00, right, Neil? - nussed out on the party. I wonder why N. ? _ -Don't eat the Chinese food at the cafe when Bio. 310 -that Burt is being considered for a role as Clyde

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