THE CADRE, Sept. 23, Page 6

Orientation Blues

How about a definition of “Or- ien tation” all ye Freshmen and Fresh ettes of this wild and wonderful community we call a University? According to a reliable Dictionary the aforesaid word should hit you (clink)as: the ability to locate one- selfin one’s environment with refer- ence to time, place and people. Does anyone feel dislocated”?

I’m going to give the orientation chairman a hand and a whistle for the program he planned..... unfort- unately he forgot a few minor details

V DO you suppose a little razzing and a few laughs would dull the av- erage persons mind so that he could’ nt take part in a discussion?it is my opinion a little more mixing among Freshmen and upperclassmen would have erased the very human inhibit- ions we’ve all got in us. Not entire- ly, of course, but enough to get everyone talking and even yelling.

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About those discussions... they were alright to a certain extent, but not too many of us came to Univer- sity to rap about pollution, prejud- ice and Univeristies from way back when. Get the point?we’ve talked about these things before.

On Monday morning everyone knew a Frosh when they saw one They were the pumpkins wandering around looking for the building where their particular class was. Guess they missed a few points of interest in that jog around the campus they called a tour. (if you were told to go to a Psych class in the Convent, where would you go?-— sorry Tim)

Since I would rather not end this work of art on a sour note, I shall close by thanking the University President for his “Warm welcome and talk” last Thursday September 10. Hope to see more of you.

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p.s. To be quite serious, this fresh- drapes and bedspreads, carpeted ette thinks the upperclass men and floors, convenient washrooms and women are good heads!

ample storage area, not to mention the tasteful choice in toilet tissue.

signed “Frazzeled Frosh” "

However, as- the days rolled on (Pardon the unintended pun of the afore mentioned toiletry convenien- ces) a number of annoying incidents were transacted which tried my ab- ility to ‘turn the other cheek’. The lighting was insufficient for the most

0 BaSICS 0f part (the part which was to light . the room), and the desks must have Bernadlne been built by a left-handed carpen-

ter because us right-handers are fac- ed (or should I say elbowed) with a minor barrier- the wall.

Then due to unexplained outside fore es, I had to evacuate my room Impressions usually come in two’s: and move into another — which was

the first and the last-the latter being nothing but a damned nuisance (the more important of the two. (Specif move, not the room) ically when the two are being consid—

This was the good news ~ things went downhill after that - the plugged Residentially speaking, (a Homey toilets, Phone duty and main desk

ered together).

expression) I have been exposed to duty were further testimony to the some of the marvels of modern man. invaluable training one~ received in

residence. After a small ‘mix-up’, (which I

overlooked) Idiscovered that Iwas in Bernadine and not Marion as I had been let to believe through correspondence from the university.

So if you love being cut off from mankind and enjoy the wonders of primitive technology in your own dimly lit room, then apply to Ber-

nadine Hermitage - Zip Code 36-24 -36. Please include the wicks of two candles or one bunsen burner. Only those answering the skill testing question will be included.

My first impression was one of un- believable joy and foolish pride on being one of the chosen few. The decor was impeccable: matching

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