HOROSCOPES

Notice of Motion to Change UPE/ Student Union Fees

In two seperate motions moved March 14th, 2004,the UPEI Student Council proposed fee changes for all full time UPEI students to become effective May 1st, 2004.

The first Motion calls for the UPEI Student Council to eliminate the $7 per student Canadian Federation of Students (CFS) fee. This fee has previously been pald by all full time UPEI students.

The second Motion calis for the UPEI Student Council to increase Student Union fees hy a corresponding $7 per student. The motion also includes a clause which states that the fee increase only last for a period of one academic year |

The resulting amendments to students fees, I passed, would result in a net zero dollar change.

Possible actions against our continued partnership with the Canadian Federation of Students warrant these

changes. Both legal counsel and the Executive commitiee for the UPEI Student Union have advised that these

changes be implemented for the coming academic year.

There will be a public forum to discuss these proposed changes in the WA. Murphy Student Centre Boardroom, Boom 203, on Monday, Anil Sth at 5pm

For information on the matter before the public mooting _ please visit www.upeisu.com to identify and contact your

For Entertainment Purposes Only (Anyone who takes this particular horoscope seriously needs to get their head examined.)

Aries (March 21 - April 19): Be wary of migrating badgers, or maybe just stop getting high and watching the Discovery channel all the time.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): You will become impregnated; this does not only pertain to females. Did you not see the movie Junior? Although your chances of becoming governor after- wards do not look quite as promising.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21): There is a limit to delving into the past. Especially when it comes to the fact that drinks are so damn cheap.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22): You will become drastically sick after watching to many Easter commercials. You finally realize that real rabbits do not lay Cadbury Cream eggs. You just had to find out the hard way.

Leo (July 23 - August 22): Your habit of faking an Australian accent to get attention is even more pathetic than the fact that a dingo did eat your baby.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22): You will begin to choke while eating spaghetti, but then you will be fine after most of it shoots out of your nos- trils. Please don’t sit next to me.

Libra (September 23 - October 22): You discover that video has not only killed the radio star, but it has also run over your beloved chihuahua.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21):The domination of the moons of] Jupiter into the sphere of Uranus will lead you to severely questioning your sexuality.

Sagittarius (November 22 December 21): You know what this means don’t you? That you were con- ceived during the winter. People that are conceived during the winter have been scientifically proven to be crazier than everyone else. OK, thats a lie, but there is a limited amount of things to do during PEI winters to keep you from going crazy.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): You realize your dog is getting more action than you are. This revela- tion causes you to frequent Myrons even more.

Aquarius (January 20 - Feb 18): You will rediscover, fall in love with, and marry the sleeve of an old jacket. Friends and family will be delighted that you have finally met your love- match.

Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20): You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. PS Your fly has been open all day long.

Winner of the Gift Certificate from The Wave is...

Ann Matheson

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