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As everyone knows, exams are slowly sneaking up onus. With Engineering Quote of the Week:

exams comes an increase in stress which is directly propor- Whydo the workwhenyoucancopy it? Why copy it when you tional to how seriously you take your courses, and inversely canphotocopyit? Why photo copyitwhenyoucan cutitoutand proportional to the number of classes you attend. So the paste it!

Engineers decided to come up with some stress relievers to help you through these troubled times. (Note: all stress relievers were tested for validity and proved effective.)

c AYSTO DEAL WITH STRESS: M°DonaLD's boa ‘i ° ene TOOT 10. Stare at people through the tines of a fork, pretending they are in jail. Tis is to cectify that

9. Pay your Visa with your Master Card.

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7. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like. isavaly employ @ MeDonald's oF Cr' TOWN

6. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

5. Leaf through National Geographic and draw underwear on :

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4. Read the dictionary upside down and look for hidden mes- cl Lek

sages.

3. Make up a language and ask people for directions. Daa "Ss vse na his Vast 2. Pay your tuition in pennies. STOLES or kno na e To

1. Fill out your tax forms in Roman numerals. 4 ‘ work Hig way be

As all Engineers have learned here at U.P. ET; you can solve JA Lag Fe Rey OF Ar Vee any problem by drawing a picture of it and breaking it into its j I. components. Well, we have just found another way of solving

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