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After a fun-filled week of events, Engineering week ’93 is reaching its climax. Friday marks our 1st annual Bingo for Beer (Beer-go) fol- lowed by our annual Fluids Field Trip (PUB CRAWL II). Pub Crawl T-shirts are on sale for $10. Last semester was a giant success. Let’s ake this one bigger and better. Remember this arks the return of Horny the Engineer. Beware llyou frigid little Bio. Birdies! Horney’s Back.

ngineering Banquet

This year’s banquet will be held on Friday, pril 2nd at the Bonnie Brae Restaurant in omwall. Tickets are $15 for the all-you-can-

ouraged to participate. The event wili be a emi-formal one, the bar opens at 5:30 with the eal following at 6:30 p.m. Tickets will be vailable from Tony, Lesley or Mike in the third ear room. Remember, the evening is usually ighlighted with the infamous Baird Glass Trick.

xams are fast approaching, so we decided to ive you a random sampling of some of the

xams you will be faced with in a few week’s me.

istory: Describe the history of the papacy om its origins to the present day, concentrat- 8 €specially but not exclusively on its social, litical, economic, religious, and philosophi- | aspects on Europe, Asia, America, and frica. Be brief, concise and specific.

€dicine: You have been provided with a sharp ife, A piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch. ‘Move your appendix. Do not suture your ork until it has been inspected. You have 15 inute,

Usic: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and form it with a kazoo and a juice harp. You

logy: Create human life. Estimate the dif- “nce in subsequent human culture if this

at buffet style dinner. All engineers are en- -

form had been developed 500 million years ago, with special attention to the probable effects to the English Parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.

Engineering: Develop a system of jacks, trusses, levers and beams capable of supporting Duffy building. In the event of a 350 ft. Tidal wave, formulate the D’Alembert equations of motion of the rest of campus if the viscosity of the fluid composing the wave is 2.3 centistrokes. Show your work. Note: 1) Calculators are not al- lowed. 2) The wave will arrive in 20 minutes. Philosophy: in 5000 words or less prove that this exam does not exist. If you can’t prove that it does not exist, then do the exam in its entirety.

Economics: Devise a new fiscal policy for

Canada to bring us out of debt by the year 1996. Do this without rasing taxes, reducing social programs, or selling Ontario. Note: Use only one graph and base all calculations on the yen.

Physics: Given only the Greek alphabet and the metric system find the values of the following: a) Magnetic flux quantum b) Speed of Light in a vacuum c) Proton’s mass d) acceleration of gravity ¢) permittivity of free space, if the Gravitational constant of the universe was changed to 3.

Engineering quote of the week:

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