.The door of the Kleaner's Klositon the fourth floor Duffy just hap- pens to be the nost pus, with pictures. of the Island, Australia, and an assortment of odds and ends, but mostly ’ odds. Although the Kleaners Klosit does not have windows, the sun rises in the ‘Klosit each and every day 'of the working week A within this artsie ' type Klosit, as the Kleaner has a rolled up blind in it, with a picture of the sun painted on it, no, not just any one almost, if not an exact copy of the one which ap— pears on the cover of the U.P.E.I. Sun. A gogeous display of anti-crapuscular reys, with that wide sweep .L _

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look at, unless it winks at'you, and then you laugh-sneeze through your nose type of thing. The Kleaner got the of- ficial word from hs, (no it's not a typing error) .HSorHs, orhs, areto give one the same effect as the Words Ms, Ms, or ms, but only for those who use the little boys's man will their be a need to use-the words HS, H5, or hs, 0k. and Hs boss told him that hs was going to be a new Song Ve-IY My- As a matter of fact hs was going to be sing- ing with the broans over in the music de- partment: sounds muantic. The Kleaner is now' or- ganizing a snall but efficient caravan to

- transport all the broom- land characters who

want to cane over to theSteele Building, where they can be sing- ing all the rest of their lives, without seniority of course,

not reallv a devotion you understand but

maybe a restraint-frugali- ty ratio, with none of

the hawks claw in the . ear lobe sort of thing, that would excite senior Klosit oollaterals.

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Nbving the Klosit is

an after hours job,

as you may know,

it's done in absolute secrecy, and in the dark of night, as all the mops, buckets, soaps, and brooms are asleep, and would be overly dis- tressed, if they knew that they were being left behind. The Kleaner does not even need a light of any kind as he went to night school, and can see

in the dark. So far the Kleaner has a lead duck

in his caravan, 15 pigeons .

fran Kelly Bi—eye—dropping depot, one squirrel

‘ frcm Duffy, and 5 mice

and a snake frcm the Chaplency Centre. 30

to the Steel Building will go off without so much as a hitch. , Although unhitched seems to be part of the now of things in the Klosit.

This week the Kleaner wil 1 take a last grand tour

of the Gentle, Great

and Glorious Duffy Science Building. He will start iff touring the 132th floor (Penthouse), saying good- by to all the flowering plants, then on to the little mice, frogs,

fish, and the great spark- ling white floors, un—

' perfection.

tainted to a peak of

On to third floor, to

say good—by to all of the books on the weath- er, but especially to the one book which touched his heart, not letting it get too e— motional you understand, then on to the hall ash— trays which serve the students with almost un— thinkable smokey type services. On to the magic carpet of the Duffy (Elevator)

to the second floor, which is the busiest floor on campus, calculating two hundred rmppy

per hour using the halls and little girls and lit- . tle boy's room; here the Palm Beach rooms of this delightful Duffy Science Building, and before we get too emotionally involved, we signal for our magic carpet again, and, enter the gate-way to the nostalgia snicker- ing crapitoos of the great harness of hunan resourcefulness, none other than the but ancient- ly humble Engineers. Here is where all in all is, frcm the magnificent creative feats of half pepsi bottles cut length-wise, self—pro- pelled, to the simple name of "Beaver, Beaver, Beaver" scratched groovid— 1y into a plain hard- wood chair, the nostal- gia is hair wrenching especially for long Blue. . . Long Blue is the ratty looking blue handled general purpose all splash no lip, wringer kisser type mop that just sits in the hall at times, Its the; first time that Long Blue had ever demon- strated any emotional discomfort, I could really tell, I could see dripping whip- letts, definitely an emotional outburst. As the Kleaner hitched up the caravan'eers and if you were there, you could have heard the Kleaner say "On My, 01 Pigeons, 0n Mioey, 01 Snakey too" and witl'mt. a hitch, they made it to their men bane at the Steel.

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